Unofficial 80's alcoholic beverages

Stools

"Even from an ordinary stool you can drive moonshine. Some people like a stool, "- said Ostap Bender, selling the secrets of the homeland to" citizens of the Transatlantic republic, exhausted by the dry law ".

Indeed, one of the variants of the appearance of this drink is the works of Ilf and Petrov, where he served as the common name of a bad brew. In the Union it was made, basically, from fermented joiner's glue. Also, the "vodka from sawdust" variant on hydrolytic alcohol was possible, but such a process at home was not justified economically. Drink turned out to be a rare abomination in taste and smell.

Brake

Drink was popular in the 90 years in autorot. In a fierce frost, the brake fluid was poured into a bucket. And then poured into mugs and drank. Right there, in the frost

Also, there were cases when artillerymen poured liquid "Steol-M" from the drums on the gun carriage. The brake was poisonous, since it contained butyl alcohol and castor oil. But "Steol-M" was ethyl alcohol, glycerin and a yellow-green dye. The modern brake, by the way, contains only chemistry.

Govyonovka

The potion that entered the annals of the perestroika period In one alcohol from a pharmaceutical factory, for example, they stole cans from petrol, which were previously washed with soapy water. When alcohol was poured into such a canister and soaked in gasoline, it turned out gasoline).

But someone decided to go further and washed a couple of cans of tincture of calendula, in order to get rid of the petrol flavor. The masterpiece, which turned out in this case, was called shit, as it had the taste and smell of natural gin.

Sex Pistols

"Sex Pistols" is the same as "Solodastic Joy", it is also "Rubanok" - an abominable mixture of port of class "Three Axes" and beer of "Zhigulevskoe" in the proportion of 1: 1.

Canaan Balsam

Another name for the drink is Chernoborka. In denatured water was poured in a ratio of 1: 2: 1 "velvet" beer and clean polish. The result was a black-brown drink. You can imagine how it tasted

Sinenky or Denaturated

He is also a denaturist, "blue," "green." For preparation, alcohol, acetone, kerosene and ink were used to taste Powerful ink exhaust for the morning after drinking such a drink poisoned the world around).

Krasnenkaya or Boris Fyodorovich

Did Boris Fedorovich, mainly in the shops. They took the BF glue, poured it into a container, poured in salt, inserted a stick that was rotating from the machine, for example. Everything that caught on a stick - was thrown out. The rest - they drank. By the way, from such a drink is often blind.

The spirit of Geneva

In addition to the fact that the Spirit of Geneva is a temporary "warming" in international relations during the Cold War, it is also the name of the next swill, which included "White Lilac", a means for sweating feet, beer "Zhigulevskoe" and lacquer alcohol.

Chicolon

Chicolon was also called "cognac with carving", "threaded cognac", "cognac three bones". Was popular among hard workers because of the low price and noble fume of Cologne water

Tears of the Komsomol

From the ready cocktail from its fragrance, it was possible for a moment to lose feelings and consciousness.

Here is an excerpt from the book by Venedikt Erofeev, "Moscow-Petushki": "A vodka drinker simply keeps a sound mind, and a solid memory, or, on the contrary, loses both at once." And in the case of the "teardrop of a Komsomol", it's simply ridiculous: Grams, this "tear" is a hard memory, but there was no sound mind, you'll drink another hundred grams - and you yourself wonder: where did this common sense come from? And where did all the solid memory go? .. "

Portyusha

Another name is Three Axes. At one time this drink was made from waste products of wine production, for example, rotten grapes and grapevines with the addition of alcohol and sugar.

Hydrachka

Hydrolysis alcohol. This drink was a mixture with a taste of paint and varnish chemistry from coniferous species of wood. The fume is clearly pronounced, acetone type.

Ruff

Classics of the genre are a part of vodka and part of beer. Magic bubbles give rise to amazing effects.