Explanatory always late

Explanatory always late

I am running late for several reasons. I go by car - the road is not predictable, and risk their lives for the sake of 10 minutes of working time consider riding idiocy. Because see. I do not smoke to claim 2, which says that in contrast to 90% of office staff, I smoke breaks instead of 5 to 10 minutes, more precisely 50 minutes a day, while the others kicked noodle, I am on their workplace and work! Then see. Since I 3 of the person responsible, is at least 2 times a month I have to stay at work until 23-00 (the office closes) and work! Because those who, for 50 minutes per day smoked in the past month accumulate 16 hours and not coping with their work fail me. Thus the break 16 hours 8 hours of processing = 24 hours per month and I have to work more than anyone else was in our office, and I am late for a maximum of 2 hours per month. If management does not see any economic benefit in my being late, can fire me, and find another more punctual employee.

I wish that he was smoking and coming to work on time every month, "steal" you have 2 working days.

 

 

 

Explanatory Yuri

I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! At work I went out early, but because of my lack of cigarettes gave me firmly in the drum. I went to the clinic, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and began to wash the wound. So I smell alcohol, I have broken face, and poor speech and coordination of movements - the result of a concussion!

I did not drink, honestly.

 

Explanatory accountant

I was late for three hours since the morning had a dream that the balance finally converged. The result was a series of powerful orgasms unmanaged. Please log in position.

 

Explanatory Sergei

Late for work for half an hour, because it still will not do anything to ten, we drink tea in the morning, and I have so much does not fit.

 

 

Explanatory Anna

Systematically late, because I believe that everything that is connected with the work should be approached systematically.

 

 

Explanatory Deniska

I'm not too late, and adjusted its current-time adequately inadequate yesterday and inversely proportional to the normability.

 

 

Explanatory Paul

8 September 2006 . late for work, because before you take your child to kindergarten, he was at the wrong time at the itch is not appropriate need. The time delay corresponds to the duration of that same physiological process. This case can be attributed to the circumstances of force majeure, ie, "Force majeure", as it does not depend on my

Desire to have time to work.

 

 

Explanatory Victor

I was late because you do not pay that monthly wages on time!

Will I resent all fired!

 

 

Explanatory Yuri Yuryevich

I was late to work. The reasons for this unseemly behavior rather mysterious and more rooted in the irrational, therefore, I can not let what happened how any reasonable explanation. As a man of fine mental organization, I can not help but feel the full depth of my fall, but continue the same reason hardly allow me to even think about the possible

relapse.

 

Offer:

1. To consider the incident as a misunderstanding,

2. treat me indulgently, especially since the portion of mental torment (see. Above) I have received.

 

 

 

Explanatory beginner

I am a newbie, working on your second day of the company. Since today is Monday, the day after a heavy weekend, I took the subway and went to his old job. It was only surprised look of my former director I realized that I did not come back.

Note: All wept.

 

 

Explanatory Sergo

Late, because drank very, very hot tea, I burst bladder and I scalded feet.

 

 

Explanatory senior warrant officer

I guard senior senior warrant officer Matveev special forces, for the delay in the service can explain the following. As always I woke up at 5:30, ran cross 10 kilometers , Squeeze 200 times, he moved up to 100 times, and then took an icy shower. Then breakfast, cleaned the boots, stroked camouflage, put it on, put on unloading, it has equipped collars, grenades, took a pistol, machine gun, put on a helmet, there is caused war paint, put on gloves before going looked in the mirror ... and crap!

 

Explanatory programmer

I the morning, as usual, dressed and going out of the house. Step over the bed and caught the girl and, to get away, I had to get undressed again. This process took some time, with the result that I was late for work.

Note: late, by the way, the good half a day! As punishment sent to the chief of department of a happy opozduna pivasikom. A democratic leadership, do not say anything, democratic. Just dream of all opozdunov.

 

Explanatory FSB

In the morning, August 8, 2006 arrived late to work, because the subway was in the human traffic jam.