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Instructions on how to behave, if you get lost in the forest

First of all, check to see if you are getting lost or you think

Symptoms:
1.you alone,
2.yvy in the forest,
3.and silence,

Decision:
Try to bite your ear. If you succeeded, you sleep. Sleep further shout "Ay!" Select air and shout first "A" then "Y". Do not interfere with training at home. Best at night, in the dark. If you are in a communal apartment, continue training until the neighbors start to knock on the wall, which means that you can be heard at a great distance. If you are in a room with soft walls and bars on the windows - you overtrained. Relax.
Climb on the spruce. If you can not see anything, then the spruce is short. Find another fir tree.
If you can not climb on it, spit. Climb on the birch.

Try to build a fire. If you overdo it, wait for the fire in the ditch with water. If the water boils, you can not read further. If the firefighters arrived, reconcile with them and you can not read further.
Determine the directions of the world. Stand face to the north, then the south will be from the rear, the east to the right, and the west to the left.
If you met a bear, explain to him that you did not want to eat his raspberries. If the bear does not understand, explain to him again in the language available to him. If the language available to the bear is not available to you, then run.
Now run faster. To properly escape from the bear, it is necessary that the bear was behind and decreased. If it increases - you can not read further.
If you are hungry, eat everything. If you eat, something is not right, you'll find out later.
If you met people - do not read anything from here.
INSTRUCTION FOR THE INCLUSION OF THE MONITOR

1. Introduction
This tool is designed to improve the efficiency of operations for the inclusion of video control devices, in particular, the monitor of the warehouse's warehouse under the conditions of a 2000-strong rolling mill.

2. Preliminary training

Make sure that the monitor is turned on. If such a need really is, and there is no other way to solve the problem that is bothering you, proceed to step 3.
3. Immediate preparation

Verify the qualitative implementation of the preliminary preparation (see item 2). Make sure the monitor is in the immediate vicinity of the server. If it (monitor) is absent, then the resolution of the problem described above is postponed until the appearance of such (monitor). Transmit the identification of the device detected by the monitor behind you to the actual coincidence of its appearance with devices usually considered to be monitors.

4. Switching on the monitor
Find a chair or a stool and sit on it so that the distance from the power-on button to you does not exceed the length of your right upper limb, in a pinnacle called a hand. Ensure the alignment of the above buttons and parts of the body through a smooth translational movement of the indicated limb, and the index finger should be in an extended horizontal position. Apply a slight muscular force to the back of the monitor.

Assessment of monitor status
The successful turn-on of the monitor is indicated by a light bulb with a green light (the same color as the lower light of the traffic light). If you think that the monitor has not turned on, check the reasons for the monitor's inactivity (paragraph 6).

The reason for the monitor being turned off.

Faults

Reasons

1. The light does not light.
- You have a bad vision.
- The light bulb.
- The monitor is not included in the 220V network.
- The monitor is included in the network, but it does not have 220V.
- Points 2,3,4 of instructions are executed incorrectly.

2. There is no image
- You have a bad vision.
- The monitor is not included in the 220V network.
- The monitor is included in the network, but it does not have 220V.
- Points 2,3,4 of instructions are executed incorrectly.
- There is no server to which the monitor is normally connected.

3. You are shocked
- You turned on the monitor.
4. The image does not match your presentation about it - you turned on the wrong monitor.

Instructions for using the entrance door

Two input (hereinafter referred to as a door) serves for:

- fences of the premises (residential and service) from the general corridor (passage to other premises);
- the prevention of penetration into the premises of permanent persons;
- Prevent the movement of a large air flow (draft) in the room;
- soundproofing of premises;
- thermal insulation of the premises from external transients and other premises;
- reliable closing of the premises during lunch breaks, lack of people in the premises, etc.
- reliable protection of premises in the absence of the owners of the premises;
- publishing sounds in conjunction with her heavy hard targets;
- Decorative closing of passages;
- Providing the possibility of demonstrating the forces and abilities of citizens during the opening and closing of the first.
- connection to it of various inscriptions, signs, announcements, work time and the moments of opening and closing doors, etc .;
- the publication of various squeaky sounds at the time of opening and closing (under special operating conditions or at the request of the customer).

2. Requirements for doors and doors.

Doors and double doors must provide:

- Obligations of penetration into the attached premises of permanent persons; For this purpose, doors must be equipped with locks, bolts, chains and other suspicious attachments with secret inserts that have a limited number of response secrets that can open (close) the data of the device.
- Resistance to impact more than 10 g.
- Good hydrostability, resistance to direct sunlight and high protection from external influences. - Reliable and high quality jointing of the door with a double door.
- The characteristics described in item 1.

Place of installation.

The door is installed in the transitions between the rooms, the corridor and the rooms, between the rooms.

3. Instruction manual.

- Approach to the door is carried out in a single order with a low speed of movement (for the safety of other civilians, who, in turn, wish to penetrate into the double door);
If you wish to pounce into the room:
- Remove the palm of your hand into a fist;
- Give a gentle touch to the fist and doors in order to publish the last gentle sound "tuk-tuk", nice for hearing and useful for the door.
- The contact with the handle of the door is made by easy pressing on the last one (with a rapid movement, in the case of combining the securing mechanism of closing the door, called the lock, with the device serving to keep the doors at the time of opening (closing), called the handle);
- In order to open the doors - without straining, pull the handle (push);
- To look, whether there are no interested citizens for an exit (input) in double ppoem;
- Accidentally ppoiniknut in double ppoem;

The following two items apply if the door is installed in a room.

- In case there is no need to punch into the premises (koridop)
- Do not lean on the door, on the lock and the handle, and shoving your head into one and asking someone or something (at the request of a supervisor);
- Depending on the answer received and on your desire, go to the double door, see above;
- Moving away from the two-pronged example, about half a step, pushing the hand to the side of the handle;
- According to the above paragraphs, carefully take hold of the handle and in obligatory order, tenderly, pull (push) the handle in order to close and quietly close the doors.
- DO NOT SLEEP THE DOUBLE TWO!
- DO NOT OPEN THE TWO TWO AND DO NOT CLOSE it!
- Show tenderness in relation to the doors and locking devices!
- YOUR OWN RELATIONSHIP WITH TWO AND TWO APPROACHES YOU CALL INTO THE CARRYING FEELINGS INSPECTION, SHARING, AND SOMETIMES AND GREAT PERFECTION INTO YOUR ADDRESS !!!
- ignorance of the fundamentals and rules for opening and closing the doors adversely affects the health of people in the premises, on your relationships with them !!!

Behavior in the pub. Possible problems with the use of beer and how to remove them.

Possible problems with the use of beer and how to remove them.
(The Dutch Instruction).

The problem: The taste of beer is not felt. Perfaulted pleasure. The breast is transparent to light.
The reason is: The crate is empty.
Method of installation: Find someone who will buy you more beer.
The problem: The taste of beer is not felt. Perfaulted pleasure. Shirt wet from the september.
The reason: Do not open the pothole or the cart is not carried there.
Way of installation: It is necessary to make regular adjustments before the mirror.
The problem: Legs are wet and cold.
The reason: Wrong position of the crutch.
Way of installation: Set the cover so that the foam is directed to the ceiling side.
The problem: Legs are warm and wet.
The reason: Inadequate control of the bladder.
Way of Elimination: Stand near the dog with the collar. After a few minutes, you can take advantage of the beer in compensation.
The problem: The floor is falling.
The reason: You look at the floor through the bottom.
Way of Destruction: Find someone who will buy another empty beer cake.
Problem: The floor rocks.
The reason: Unstable sitting without a back.
Way of installation: Bring the broom under the jacket, the wood down, to create an additional support.
The problem: Paul went.
The reason: You are born.
Method of installation: If you are not carried in another pizbah, cry for help.
Problem: Luminescent lamps on the wall.
The reason: You fell on your back.
Way of removal: Ask somebody to put you on a bed.
Problem: You can not see anything, there's a broken cigarette in the mouth.
The reason: You fell on your stomach.
Way of installation: See above.
The problem is: It's getting dark fast.
The reason: Pivbak is closed.
Way of installation: Find out where else is open.
Problem: You are falling asleep in a cold, wet, hard bed.
The reason: You fell into a ditch.
Method of installation: Interrogate time among others. If the pub is opened, go there

How correctly to scratch your eggs?

His eggs must be carefully combed, trying not to damage the shell.

Do pendolnye motion along transverse perpendiculars, parallel to the displacement of diagonals. This will help you in a short time (from three minutes to eight o'clock) to determine which place on the egg you are scratching and in need of immediate scratching.
Mark this place with a felt-tip pen, or put it in colored chalk to fix its dislocation for further (immediate) scratching.
Immediate scratching consists in scraping the crystals, scattered throughout the area of ​​your egg-copepod. There are three kinds of scrapping:

A) academic.
This is when the academician scratches eggs.

B) classical.
When they scratch eggs with the whole class.

C) canonical.
When the sound of the artillery cannonade is reproduced. The strength of sound depends on the strength of the shell and on the width of the scalp (or, as it sometimes says, scaly).

The most widely distributed dislocation of carcass of the scaly is the cirro. Eggs in the fresh air - a staunch guarantee that the crumbling eggs will not spoil your Persian carpet, woven from the expensive Pepsidian cats.
Try to install from the egg mild entertainment - play with your partner in the scratch-toe, noting the small scratch on the other hand. Holders of unalloyed squares of the eggfree (from two hundred and more) can afford a sea battle or even a forward bullet.
In the process of playful treat with respect to each other, do not scratch the eggs with a partner that does not dare to scratch your chasotomestas like: grubs, pitchfork, boron, potato peeler, circular saw, jug. Just a jug. A little one, jabby. The word good. Zhban. Dot.
Do not let me get carried away by egg children, keep them away from them for eggs. In a word - HANDS AWAY FROM CHILDREN! If you have brushed a single egg, the second put it on the morning, or on the day after tomorrow. If not, then learn from the kup - they lay their eggs all the time.
If you have read this point, then you can read.
If you do not know how to read, then you are a goat, a breed and a pig! (Which I hpabpy - you do not even say these words!)
Sitting eggs is a real art. Choose all the miserable paintings of Rembrandt, Van Gogh and Stravinsky in the garbage collection! Destroy the books of Hammingway, Eisenhower and Riesenschnauzer! Just after scratching your egg you will experience pleasure, which none of these great people could deliver to you.

Culinary recipes of the era of developed cannibalism

"Salad with crabs and women"

The recipe for the production of st. Krabs, women - all vpepemyzhky. There is no way, but it will draw with beer.
"Gredinka blonde"

For the preparation it is necessary to find a suitable blonde with a volume of over 160 centimeters. Dragging so takyyu blonde in ykpomnoe place, otpezaet y her a given volume and slightly fry. Rare kisochki delicacy meat just melts in pty! But before this, they have to dig out for a long time from the herd of inedible silicone.

"Dyra stuffed with crap"

If a woman ate from time to time kilogramm dirty chepnosliva, then most of all she dpy, stuffed with chepornevym! Takiyu netpydno ygovopit lie in dyhovke hours two at a temperature of 200 gradyusov. With vegetables on the side. Salt perepets by vkysy.

"Hot from the botany"

This is a vegetarian dish. Since botanists in their majority are not fish - not meat, then it follows that they are plants (most likely vegetables, very similar to celery). Prepare figs knows what and how horrible. And despite this, everything is poluchaetsya very vkysno.

"Tomorrow from the Tyrist"

The most difficult when preparing this conserved product, is to lure a random person in a bank. Firstly, they do not fit. And secondly, they do not want to climb into this bank. This problem can be solved in part. That is, conspecific of the terrorist in the banks in parts.

"Liver by Stogramovski"

Nakanyne preparation, the liver of selected alcoholics specially vypashchivayut large doses of alcohol. When it reaches the necessary size and already falls out of the organization itself, it is cut out, roasted and served as a cheap zakyski for the salted vodka.

"Fisherman Fish"

For the preparation it is necessary to catch fish without fish, without the fish, by the name of Fish. As a live bait, you can use a fish called Fish. When the fish pecks at the fish and starts to cling to it - take it for the gills. Then clear the clothes and farshy all the stuff. Before this, all sorts of things must be cooked up or at least found.

"Kypy bilon with noodles"

Take on the ponte of trusty pristofilju and start to hang emy on yashi noodles. Confirm that he is not a man at all, but a real queen. Priestophile, pazymeetsya, it does not believe and will start to fear. But you continue to hang emy noodles on yshi until those pores, until he realizes himself to be a queen. After that, shove it with all the potpohami in a large pot with water and cook, without removing the noodles from the yasha for two hours on a slow fire.

"Jelly in its own juice"

You cut out the yolk. (Preferably not yourself, but another person) and bake with all the contents right in the yolk juice. It is very vkysno. Just lick your fingers (also preferably not their own, but another person).

"Language with hpenom"

Ask y some nibyd familiar khpena: "And on hpena you language?" If he does not take care of it, then he's with him. And if ohrenet, it must open the pothole. In this case, do not yourself, but grab him by the tongue and hang out on the hren. Chop the tongue into kyski and serve with chicken. In fact, when the hreten is not a hay, it can also be served without hpena. But poluchitsya more hrenovo. And if in the process of preparation, what kind of hpens will complain, then send it to the Khren.

New gods

The Great Gods

Anunnah - the god of pofigism. Anunnach never created anything, he simply exists and breaks off all other gods in case of a catastrophic desire to do something. Anunnah - not malicious and not kind, he popolstu breaks down all sorts of undertakings, both good and bad. There are rumors that he once foolishly married the goddess Pakurimka, but forgot to forget about it. Whether they live together is unknown. Fans of the cult usually commemorate Anunnah, if they are very reluctant to do anything. Some consider that this Anunnah himself speaks with their mouths, reminding that he is always by his side.

Psholnah and Pshlavsenah - divine brothers and sisters, according to the sentence - the children of Anunnah and Pakurimka. Psjolnah is an evil god, but he is strong, he understands how evil he is, but he always strives to be better. He gave the worshipers the ability to defend themselves against the encroachments of those around them. Goddess Pshlavsenah - the goddess of antistadic instinct, and in combination the goddess of sweet sleep. She defends worshipers from the animal order to follow everyone, and protects their sleep by destroying their name through the mouths of worshipers, if they are trying to awaken them.

Pakurmka - the creature who has taken the creature. Fans of the cult believe that Pakurmka has taught people to smoke tobacco, and since then they have been constantly trying not to let a man get to this kind of art. At the same time Pakurmika is a fan of fresh ideas, which inspires worshipers during the time of consuming tobacco. For her preaching fans worship self-talk her name and consume tobacco in the form of cigarettes in her honor.

Otskimkipu - one of the great goddesses of the pantheon. A faithful companion Anunaha in the fight against Glavdemona Zapabatus. Sends a strong and irrepressible desire to do something, except work that is the burning of life. Very sympathetic and love curses with most of the higher beings. The only drawback of Ottkimku is passivity and reluctance to get off the greenish cloud, replacing it with a chic three-step sofa.

Whisper is the hand-made animal of Anunnah. I took half the dishes in the Anunnakhov House, for which I was exiled to Earth. Fans of the cult do not see Yoptya back, but in all their small failures it is he who is guilty, and therefore worshipers of the cult always try to get to the point, saying his name when they break something, spit or do it wrong.

Goryvsyono is a small god who is responsible for the propaganda of the Anunnah cult, the eternal rival of Zapaboutus. He plays on small human emotions, is friendly with Otskukimpu. The main field of activity is small individuals, prone to laziness and slovenliness.

Sexuho - one of the main deities of the pantheon, causes an irresistible desire for copulation. It is responsible for the size of the population and interspecies trapping. Likes to play a naughty and send moroki - Fuck, Zoofull and Upavdomab.
One in two faces - Babuby and Muzhikamne ..
Babuba mainly causes carnal desires in men, but there are also lining. Externally, Babuby looks like a thin-fat brunette-bred, devoid of excess and non-superfluous superfluous ..

Muzhikamne - twined with ivy and sprinkled with a poppy, kraine seductive face SexuHo. Presented by Alexei and produces rumors of his insatiability. He pulls a blanket on his own and often runs into someone else's territory, thereby causing people to feel dissatisfied and envious. Silly, but untiring ..

As a result of the forgetfulness and inconsistency of SexualHo in the last time, the incidence of adherence to the cult of sex minorities has increased. We meet with those who assert that Sexuho is in close relationship with the BE-demons, but this is not proved ..

Pivdrayams - krine positive god, bestowing clarity on the mind and the rech of any who gave him a symbolic libation in a couple of beers of beer. Not deprived of a sense of humor, likes to joke and pokaprisnichat. Responsible for beer labels and advertising on the 1st channel ..

Hedgehog - the mysterious god, the patriot of all gods and demons. According to the prediction, the Hedgehog is the creator of the universe and the protector of every childhood. Often children try to finish up to the Hedgehog, who is richer, skilfully masking the prayer under the game in the hedgehog. At the same time Hedgehog is considered the main hero of all fair tales of cult worshipers, where he always reconciles gods and demons, giving people the opportunity to rest in peace and harmony.

Zasypun, he is the Demiurge. He does not like to appear in an explicit form, but his influence can be seen by an unguarded gaze. He is an ideological companion and inspirer of Anunah. Morally lost type. Favorite weapons - pokonochi - a heavy hammer, the blow of which pushes a man into a hibernation for a long time. Peaceful, but a hitler. Teletopno creates a cult from within, but to answer his contribution to the development of a common cause is not worth it ..


You are demons.

Zapabotu - Glavemond. Finally, he and Anunnah fell into immemorial times, since then they are plotting intrigues to all worshipers of the cult. He commands all small-scab demons, and also demons, with whom man can not fight at all and in any way. Zapabotu tried to subdue Seksuho, but she decided to keep the neutrality. All BE-demons obey Glavdemona, that is Zapabotu. Zapabotu encourages a person to the unnatural perverse activity - work. What is most noteworthy, Glavdem himself never does anything, only commands the demons. Do not always succeed. BE-demons serve Glad-demon, exciting in the person unnatural needs, and make people work ..

Khavchikaba is an insatiable demon, unlike the gods, which motivates a person to act. Servant of Glavdemona, that is Zapabotu. It makes people feel hungry. Looks like Khavchikaba as a big and fat gamboo ..

Hrapping is an insatiable demon that makes people want to drink unintentionally. Beer, vodka and other alcoholic beverages, including all sorts of vodka-lemon and triple cologne. Servant Glavdemona Zapabotu, but in fact often he does not obey.

Coffeecubes - Cute Be-demon. It is marked with love for the water stained with brown paint and for the tooth smeared with honey shaving. Kofeykuby secretly in love with Pokupimku, gave him a three-way - Karyesku, Gastpicku and BoyPechen. Toddlers steadfastly support the parental line of parents and shalat in full force.


Other demons.
The scribe is a demon of destruction and a nasty end. The scribe always comes suddenly, and cleverly disguises himself, not looking at his more than impressive gabarits. Scribe - the most powerful servant Zapabotu, sometimes the forces of Pisets can not be countered with anything adequate from the arsenal Anunnah, Pshlavsenah, Pshylnakh and other deities.

Yedidirit TvojuHalevo - disembodied greenish spirit, smelling stale socks. It occurs suddenly and spoils the environment, blood, food, fresh beer and other, including, other. Etidirit TvojuHalevo does not consist in sexual relations with other demonic and divine beings, but thanks to wiles Zapabotu is an evil demon ..

Huiku is an outcast, who, from time immemorial, has fallen in love with the pantheon and is suffering from the violence. Uses the undeserved fame of the faithful admirer of Anunnach, but in fact he hammers. Supports pilots and boatswain. It is considered the ancestors of one of the dialects of the spoken language ..

BoyPechen - especially distinguished against the background of other releases of the coffee pot. BoiPechen is a secret inspirer of the huge cohort of various doctors and other cunning. It shakes its head and the open conflict goes seldom. The favorite activity is to draw an arrow on the Prometheus from the neighboring pantheon. Is an accomplice Zapabotu ..


Lesser demons ..

Hakovirnach is a petty demon, podzzhivayuschy and podpihivayuschy pesvetloe bosses for unplanned actions. Requires 30 admirers on a small non-sherstane carpet in the vicinity of ritual objects: a table (1piece), a chair (1 pc), a boss (1-3 pcs) ..

Tuklientgou is a petty and evil evil demon. Always plays on Zapabotu, guilty of spreading a rumor about the need to visit the Client - the mythical city, the hell and hell in one inconstant person ..

Muchalovo - kindly, but artful creation, lost from communication Muzhikamne and Nakovernach. In the early age, I ran away from my father's house, and from then on I was engaged in my own business, depriving me of my music and filling the medium with incomprehensible sounds. Recently fell into childhood and with a head went into telephony ..


Mythical places.

In addition to mythical beings and deities, there are mythical places where evil and good deities and demons live. True worshipers of the cult know three such places:

The office is a place, crumbled by Anunnakh, attracting Zapabot. In the Office of Zapabotu veshshit his black business with the help of B-demons and other evil spirits, prompting a person to engage in unnecessary and meaningless activities.

The client is a mythical city, opinions about which are spreading. Some consider that the Customer has long become a refuge Zapabotu and carries an evil, others find that the city is holy and full of bliss. Iszprevne is considered the place of residence of Kofeykuba and Otskukimpu, although the authors are preoccupied with another opinion and are ready to pile the borods. According to the traditions of the cult, the true worshipers of Anunnah give the client pleas (anunas), and preach the cult in the Client. There is an opinion that the Client is a moment of truth, where every worshiper of the cult has the opportunity to comprehend his true nature and lean towards either Annunahu or Zapabotu.

The house is the place sanctified by Anunnah, in which the machinations of Zapaboty lose their destructive power. It is in the House that SexooHo comes in moments of goodness and it is here that the demons pacify and lose their power over the person. Truly the first place in the house is Holodylnik and Komputus - places of goodness and positive emotions


The story of how the grandmother went to the forest for mushrooms ...

Once I walked through the woods, I looked at the garden, I think I'll drop by! I come to this park, I look, the gate! I go up to the well, I go to the lift, I get on the bike, I get the motor, here "Bats" the conductor approaches me, and says, "Aunt give way!" And I say that I do not smoke, so this child will start crying .... But I was not at a loss, and as I gave him in the face, he grabs his knee and screams "My back! My back! "And I think maybe he sovem e * gone? I'm leaving this train! I look the minibus is worth it! Well, I come up and say "L & M blue and 0.5 vodka" well, she gives me Bond and beer, I take this and moonshine, and run away from these trash! So these firemen caught up with the ambulance! Caught up and say "You surrender forgotten!" Well, I take a kilogram of apples, and go to the bazaar to trade! I bring pears, so I did not have time to lay out these bananas, immediately the grandmother runs up, and buys me all the peaches, and says to put everything in a kulechek! And I think that she is completely uninished, as I will put 20 watermelons in her bag! I took the money and went home! I did not go to the forest anymore.

And why did Babka drape smoke?

Forest (fantasy)

The bear was an ugly, clumsy and dirty animal. But there was no one kinder in the whole forest. Nevertheless, the animals only noticed his appearance, for which Medved was terribly insulted, grabbed them and brutally beat his legs. Therefore, the animals did not like him. Although he was very kind. And cheerful. He loved foolish jokes. For these jokes the beasts terribly hated him and beat him. It is hard to be kind and cheerful in the world. The wolf was also ugly and dirty. And he was very angry and cruel. But the animals did not feel hatred for him and did not beat him. Because the Wolf died in early childhood. Because Bear was born earlier for the Wolf. It's good if Good conquers Evil.
Zaets was also evil and cruel. And dirty. He was also a coward. Zaets never made any dirty tricks to anyone. Because he was afraid. But it still hurt painfully. Because Evil should always be punished.
And the Woodpecker was also evil and cruel. He did not beat the animals, since he had no hands. So he poured out his anger on the trees. The animals also did not beat him. Because they could not get it. Once the tree fell and crushed it to death. They say that it took revenge. After that, the animals for a whole month were afraid to pee on the trees. And they pissed on the Hare. The cold caught cold and died. Everything became clear that the guilty Woodpecker. But he was not touched. Because they could not pick out from under the tree. Evil sometimes remains unpunished. The mole was small and blind. He was not evil. He just did his job well. It was he who picked up the tree that fell on the Woodpecker. Nobody knew about this, so they did not beat him. He was rarely beaten. More often frightened. But it was hard to scare him, because he was blind and did not see that he was being frightened. If you could not scare the Mole, the animals were very upset. And they beat the Bear. Because they were very annoyed. One day, Bear also wanted to scare the Mole. But the Mole did not get scared. Because the Bear killed him. Nenarokom. Simply Bear was very awkward. And the beasts very painfully beat the Bear. Even though Medved said it was a joke. It's bad if nobody understands your jokes.
The fox was very cunning. She could easily deceive someone. If she did it, then she was not beaten. But sometimes she was unlucky. And they beat her. They beat the whole forest. And then she could not deceive anybody. Because it is very hard to deceive someone if they beat you. Once she was beaten to death. Indeed, the secret becomes explicit.
The boar was big, strong and terrible. He was very much afraid. And therefore, he was beaten especially strongly and always by the whole forest. Sometimes they just threw stones at him. Boar did not like it very much. And one night he hid all the stones in the forest. For this he was extremely badly beaten. More Boar never hid stones. The truth is told - it's time to collect stones and time not to touch it at all.
The goat was neither evil nor good. He was just a Goat. He often goats. And he was afraid to beat him. And he took out his kozlovstvo all. And then he was beaten to death. Since otherwise he would have died of old age. Someday. When the Kozel died, the Bear cried very much. Because he secretly loved Goat. Love is blind.
The hedgehog was small and scratchy. He was pricking. He was not evil, he was simply pricked by nature. Therefore, he was beaten only in the stomach. The hedgehog did not like this, so he began to shave. And then he was beaten like everyone else. It's very hard if you are not like everyone else.
The skunk was almost the same as Zaets. Only very smelly. He smelled bad. He was beaten only in a plastic bag. Then the smell was not so strong. One day, Skunk had a birthday. He invited all the animals, because he was very greedy and loved gifts. And the animals gave him a new plastic bag. And severely beaten until unconscious. And Skunk gasped in the bag. So he was buried. In the package. In the Very Far Forest. Since the dead Skunk stank even more than alive. Then came the inhabitants of the Very Far Forest and all were severely beaten. They did not like the smell of dead Skunk. We must live in harmony with our neighbors.
Hamster was also very greedy. And rich. If he shared his wealth, he would not be so hurt. But he still had to share. And he wept bitterly. The rich are also crying.
The lion was the king of beasts. He ruled the forest. Kings are forbidden to beat. This is the law. But all the animals have long been hammered by this law. They beat the Lion too. Never. It's just that it's already been here.

PURPOSE AND OPERATING CONDITIONS AND TECHNICAL DATA OF TOILET PAPER

Toilet paper, hereinafter referred to as the product, is intended to remove the remains of the defecation process from the outer edge of the back passage, adjacent skin areas and locally concentrated in this area of ​​the body of the hair (hereinafter - the place of use).

APPLICATION

1. Read this instruction manual carefully. The instruction must be fixed with screws MB in an easily accessible and well-lit place in the line of sight of the user.
2. Roll the product at the chest level of the user in a slightly horizontal position.
3. Perform an act of defecation.
4. Ensure the successful completion of the act and in the absence of the urge to continue it (this paragraph is important for saving and rational use of the product).
5. Straight forward movement of the right hand down, grab the tip (products), and then sharply move up and to the right approximately at an angle of 60 degrees to the horizon line to pull (the product), thus winding off 700 mm.
6. Differently, by guiding the movement of the hands in the horizontal plane, the tape should be ripped approximately in the middle between the two nearest perforations. Persons lacking one of the upper limbs manipulate the product with an acute cutting or chopping tool (scissors, table knife, dangerous razor, hatchet cutting hat).
Observe the precautionary measures stated in the relevant instructions supplied with these products.
Note: It is not recommended to tear the product through the perforations due to the danger of damage and deformation of the surface layer of the fibrous structure of the product material.
7. Fold the piece of the product in the form of an accordion (bayan) by successively bending it over the sections of the perforation, obtaining the product N2.
8. Put in the hand most convenient for the user.
9. Attach the product N2 received during previous manipulations to the place of use and press hand tightly against the skin cover to perform the wiping movements in the between gluteal space.
10. Put the used product in the field of vision, in good light conditions, inspect the swab present on it for the detection of eggs of worms or signs of lice. In case of detection, dial 03 and inform the relevant medical institutions in the place of residence. Otherwise, repeat steps 4-9 three to four times.
11. With a clean, dry hand, check the quality of the cleaning (between the gluteal area to the touch should be dry, slightly rough, the edges of the anal hole are well wiped, the hair is fluffy and easily accessible for scratching). In the case of signs of substandard cleaning (mud under the nails, a sharp specific smell in the olfactory control, etc.), perform the manipulations described in points 4 - 9 three to four times more.

PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES

1. Do not smoke near the product.
2. Do not leave used products in places of culture, rest and food.
3. Keep out of the reach of children. Toilet paper - not a toy, but a means of hygiene!
4. Do not reuse the product repeatedly.