Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 5]
What is it: in white lace, moos and crawling on the ground? //////////////// Answer: drunk bride
We girls like telefony.Nam like when we all take with them and talk with us, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected !!!! 
Click 1 will receive oral, press 2 to obtain a standard, click 3- receive petting, press 4 will not get anything. Well, if all you want to dial my number!
He is skolzsky when it is compressed! Pink is my body .... so tender in my hands! .... No ... it's not what you think! This soap FA with me in my heart!
Recipe for love: gr.strasti 500, 300 gr. love, hugs and kisses add to taste. The dish is ready. Note: to try together in bed
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire ??? can play QUESTION: You no one likes because you are 1) a snitch 2) bore 3) many tupish ... 50/50 call a friend? CALL ME I KNOW RIGHT ANSWER !!!
Due to congestion on the network, you transfer from MTS network Beeline network, the balance on your account annulyaetsya.
Depleted battery and klaviatura.Srochno buy a new phone
Tear off a bear's paw to paw the girls not because bear very concerned suksualno
Once the cold icy winter horse pipiska frozen to the fence, and she and her legs kicking horse is gone and stayed pipiska
Love - it is a disease that requires bed rest.
Your eyes are like bigwigs gemmoroya ... Day and night, do not give rest!
Vodka can not promise, but a walk to glory. Ivan Susanin
As you walk, do not you come? And you come, do not you sit down? And you sit down, do not you lie down, And lie down, do not give? And you give, you get up, go, what you go do not go ????
I drank a bottle of wine and left to pee in the ... slapped on the head - it was at a football game 
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Treat sex with humor. Not got - to laugh and bainki!
Do you think Don Juan can conquer each? Ha, what a childish? !! In fact, he just is not able to refuse anyone. SMSka from devochiki
I draw the dean Vaseline word ENOUGH !!!
I'm sitting on the toilet, loud-loud cocoa why so many it and so little cocoa 
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Yesterday suppressed all their sexual desires, so much so that only a wet spot left.
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