Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 8]
If you drink two hundred grams, have a hundred - a matter of honor!
I checked the truth in fact - not drinking live longer. I tried not to drink a week - it seemed to me - spent a year.
It was spring and the lady smelled like freshly picked plums. Men gasped in admiration ... But all are preferred beer.
On the face of the beloved shadow flickered and flared opinion, this is usually mild-mannered last thing I remember that day was a black disk of cast iron pans
The most terrible and dark timber dirty, ragged, angry, tired of wandering, covered with a thick beard, boy, forgotten tour of the school.
Son, come home immediately. There you'll get a big fat belt
Get out of my thoughts. You interfere with work
One hundred thousand chipmunks can not compare with you for softness and fluffiness
Call. I forgot what it looks like your voice
I would like to meet on need
Clouds touching the wing, proudly fluttering deadbeat, and below it is observed with anguish lenders. Call parents say good-bye. --Podpis - Your 'brother
I squeeze it in your hand, it hardens, I want to move up and down, I see it well, he jetted white liquid. And it is certainly cool milk a cow
Just on the radio that the police found the corpse in a city without a brain and with a small penis. Call. I'm worried about you
Dear subscriber! You win free phone sex. Vibration switches on the phone, then shove it into an intimate place, we will call you now. Thank you
Send is not earlier than 12 o'clock in the morning: "Hedgehog, we are cool hang out Come to us!" ezhata
Switch the mobile phone in vibrate mode, put peyzher into the front pocket of his jeans, you feel how much I love you?
Buy Please, toilet paper, and come home immediately!
SEX as mathematics, "plus the bed, minus the clothes, divide the legs and multiply." (Send it out as a 3-m other numbers, otherwise you will not see the steep sex)
In rezultatae research was dakazano that most gomoSEX..tov Leafs SMS right thumb. Do not hide a finger, noticing YOU, BOY!
I do not want to be the telephone. I want to be a Tamagotchi, give me !!!!
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