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#EuroMajdan # євромайдан Chronicle 10/04/2014

UPD: 10/04/2014 "Putin's whore! Shame!", - Odessans threw Tigipko eggs. VIDEO

In Odessa, activists threw the eggs of presidential candidate Sergei Tigipko.

Thus, about 20 activists in Ukrainian wreaths on their heads met Tigipko * when he arrived at a press conference scheduled at one of the media centers on Shevchenko Avenue. Activists shouted "Putin's whore", "Shame", etc., informs UNIAN.

At the same time, Tigipko himself believes that politicians themselves are guilty of throwing eggs at them, informs Interfax-Ukraine.

"All politicians are guilty of the fact that the situation is so electrified in the country. Therefore, they understand it, otbrebya" his. I think you have to be ready for this - you want to go (for the presidency. - Ed.) - tolerate some things in order to change the situation for the better, "S. Tigipko said at a press conference in Odessa on Thursday.

After the press conference, about ten activists also appeared at the entrance to the press center building with Ukrainian flags and signs saying "In what color do you repaint? Let's help with paint!" and "Maybe better to Lviv? They will meet warmer there!".

UPD: 10/04/2014 PACE confirmed the legitimacy of the leadership of Ukraine and declared the annexation of Crimea illegal. RESOLUTION

ПАСЕ подтвердила легитимность руководства Украины и признала незаконной аннексию Крыма. РЕЗОЛЮЦИЯ

The Parliamentary Assembly of the Council of Europe confirms the legitimacy of the new leadership of Ukraine, calls for judicial and constitutional reform, early parliamentary elections and fighting corruption. PACE also does not recognize the annexation of Crimea and calls on Russia to withdraw troops from the Crimea (including the Black Sea Fleet) and withdraw troops from Ukraine’s borders.

This is stated in the Resolution No. 1988 (2014) of PACE "Recent events in Ukraine: threats to the functioning of democratic institutions", adopted on April 9. Below the link is an unofficial translation of the text of the resolution, reports League.

UPD: 10/04/2014 Yanukovych with the Family laundered 77.2 billion UAH, - State Financial Monitoring Department

Янукович с Семьей отмыли 77,2 млрд грн, - Госфинмониторинг

Since March 1, the State Financial Monitoring Service of Ukraine has focused particular attention on the investigation of the laundering of funds obtained from corruption acts, theft and embezzlement of state funds and property by the former president of Ukraine, his relatives, and officials of the former government and those associated with them.

According to the report, financial investigations are being conducted with respect to persons involved in the organization of the deliberate massacre of people and separatist activities in Ukraine.

“Thus, in March, financial investigations were completed, and as a result, 126 generalized and additional materials were sent to law enforcement agencies. The amount of financial transactions suspected of money laundering from criminal proceeds for these materials amounts to 77.2 billion UAH.

Special attention was paid to the search and blocking of funds and all the assets of the above-mentioned individuals in banking and other financial institutions of Ukraine, ”it was informed.

In addition, according to the results of the measures taken, the State Financial Monitoring Agency on the territory of Ukraine found accounts for 67 individuals (as of 01.04.2014) and blocked funds:

  • - on bank accounts in the amount of UAH 261.1 million, $ 15 million, 2.6 million euros and 0.4 million rubles of the Russian Federation, precious metals (gold and silver) worth UAH 3.0 million, as well as shares total value of 1.1 billion hryvnia;
  • - on bank accounts of 7 legal entities connected with the above-mentioned individuals, funds totaling 630.9 million hryvnia.

The total amount of funds blocked by Gosfinmonitoring for March of this year, in the equivalent of the Ukrainian hryvnia is 2.2 billion UAH.

“Special attention was paid to the search for the above-mentioned assets abroad. For example, the State Financial Monitoring Department of Ukraine sent requests to financial intelligence units of 136 countries of the world to establish and further block bank accounts, corporate rights, securities and other claims, movable and immovable property, as well as other assets. These financial investigations are carried out thanks to the unprecedented support of our foreign partners. financial intelligence units and law enforcement agencies of the United States and the United Kingdom. A number of working meetings were held at which further joint activities were identified to identify and freeze assets of former high-ranking and associated persons, "the department said.

At the same time, the State Financial Monitoring Service of Ukraine, jointly with the National Bank of Ukraine, is taking measures to terminate the activities of so-called conversion centers and illegal removal of foreign currency from Ukraine.

UPD: 10/04/2014 “Peaceful” Lugansk protesters set up huge gallows for “Bandera’s”. VIDEO

Luhansk pro-Russian activists, standing at the captured premises of the Security Service of Ukraine, built the gallows, allegedly for the "Bandera".

From the very first day, as the building of the Security Service of Ukraine was seized, the protesters are waiting for reprisals from the Right Sector, and every day they are announcing the imminent arrival of buses with Banderovites, reminds Lugansk site

UPD: 10/04/2014 The separatists in Donetsk are strengthening the barricades near the Regional State Administration and, apparently, are not going to disperse. Photo report

Separatists in Donetsk strengthen barricades near the Regional State Administration and, apparently, are not going to disperse Separatists in Donetsk strengthen barricades near the Regional State Administration and, apparently, are not going to disperse
Separatists in Donetsk strengthen barricades near the Regional State Administration and, apparently, are not going to disperse Separatists in Donetsk strengthen barricades near the Regional State Administration and, apparently, are not going to disperse

The pro-Russian separatists who occupied the Donetsk Regional Council on April 6, 2014, as of the morning of April 10, continue to strengthen the barricades around the perimeter of the building and equip their life.

Judging by the separatist sentiment, none of them are considering the option of liberating the seized territory, which was announced on Wednesday evening by First Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine Vitaly Yarema, Ostrov reports.

Recall yesterday, First Deputy Prime Minister of Ukraine Vitaly Yarema expressed the hope that on Thursday at 11.00 the building of the Donetsk Regional State Administration will be released peacefully and without the use of force. He recalled that the main demand of the authorities is that the protesters surrender their weapons, which they took away from the SBU Office, and that’s 93 Makarov pistols and 5 Kalashnikov assault rifles, and moved the premises of the regional council.

UPD: 10/04/2014 Crimea set a plan to save the holiday season: lure 8 million people

Крыму поставили план спасения курортного сезона: заманить 8 миллионов человек

In the current holiday season, more than 8 million tourists should visit the Crimea, most of whom are waiting for vacationers from Russia and the CIS countries.

This was stated by the chairman of the state council of the unrecognized republic, Vladimir Konstantinov, on Thursday at a meeting of the permanent commission on sanatorium-resort issues.

"We are faced with two tasks. The first is that the number of holidaymakers in the Crimea should be about 8 million people, the second is all our resorts, motels and private accommodation should be completely filled," said Kostantinov.

At the same time, he stressed that the current holiday season will be fundamentally different than the previous ones. If earlier the main tourist flow to the Crimea was the rest from Ukraine, now, according to him, “it is necessary to return the traditional Russian holidaymakers”.

Konstantinov instructed all relevant ministries to deal with the image policy of the Crimean resorts and improving the quality of service. "The whole complex should be ready for the season, and we should surprise everyone with the quality of services," said Konstantinov.

Earlier in the Russian Union of Travel Industry recognized that the holiday season in the Crimea is broken.

As you know, the Crimea is notable for its unstable price policy for tourist services.

UPD: 10/04/2014 The dollar on the interbank market has reached the level of 13 hryvnia

Доллар на межбанке достиг планки в 13 гривен

The dollar exchange rate in the interbank foreign exchange market increased by 10 kopecks.

According to InterBusinessConsulting, as of 11:52, dollar trades are in the range of 12.4000-13.0000 UAH / USD, Euro 17.1846-18.02.02 UAH / EUR, Russian ruble 0.3486-0 , 3654 UAH / ruble, informs RBC-Ukraine.

Note that the interbank market today opened with a rise in the dollar on sale for 5 kopecks. Trades in the dollar opened in the range of 12,0000-12,5000 UAH / USD., Euro 16.6200-17.3150 UAH / Euro, the Russian ruble 0.3375-0.3516 UAH / Ruble.

UPD: 10/04/2014 # Isotria of Crimea


My house is twenty minutes from the sea, and I go for a walk with the dog on the beach. Between the beach and the village where I live, the Kerch-Feodosiya highway passes. Today, when my dog ​​and I approached the road, a military fuel truck passed by. Well, drove and drove. Constantly drive.

Then I stood at the window on the veranda with a cup of tea and watched a military helicopter fly over the village. Well, flying and flying. Every day fly.

Then I went on business to the city. People walk around the city in a new form for my eyes, dark green and speckled. They just walk, talk among themselves, buy ice cream and sweet water ... Well, go and walk.

By the military equipment and green men on the streets already gradually begin to get used to. Perhaps this is a defensive reaction of the body. Because if you do not get used, you can go crazy.

Many of my friends complain that they are called by relatives / friends / acquaintances and ask in horror: “How do you live there? !! This is a nightmare that you have going on there !!! ”And my friends are already tired of convincing everyone that everything is calm and nothing has changed at all.

Yes, of course, absolutely. Nothing changed. If your whole life consists of eating, drinking, sleeping and going to the toilet - yes, nothing has changed. The rest of the superstructure, which distinguishes man from animals, staggers, cracks at the seams and begins to crumble.

For the first three weeks I lived with the constant feeling that all the walls in my inner world were crumbling

I'm a freelancer. This is not only the embodiment of the dream of office plankton of the absence of superiors and their own work schedule. It is also customers for distant lands, online accounts, bank transfers, purchases from online stores and courier services. The collapse of the banking system was a deafening blow for me.

First there was the blocking of the Privatbank card, and I lost the possibility of cashless payments. The terminals do not work, the only loophole left Web-money with a nightmarish course 120 rubles = 50 hryvnia. Asking to replenish webmoney accounts for relatives in Kiev, because I myself can not. Began the delights of life in debt.

Then there was a mess with remittances. My customer spent a week rushing around Moscow trying to transfer money to me. By some miracle she succeeded. Now the next payment is next in line, and I am already inventing clever schemes for transferring money through another city, to the address of the person from whom I buy materials, because you can forget about normal settlements with online stores. While pulling on old stocks. What will I do then, I do not know.

My acquaintances agreed with the online store, their supplier, to send them a package with some garbage, in which the envelope is hidden. It is clear that according to the rules of New Mail it cannot be done. And what are the options?

It is surprising in general that New Mail works, although it should not. Ukrposhta announced the termination of receiving packages. And I have two orders in work - one to Moscow, the other to Belgorod. One can only hope that everything will settle down while I finish them. Otherwise - even carry me personally. By the way, the customs at Perekop have already been delivered.

With this bank-postal noose around your neck, you only do what you invent ways to turn out of knots.

I drive to downtown shopping past the passport office. Near the door - a constant crowd. People are crowded, all heads are turned in one direction. They remind me of flocks of sheep on the mountainside of Georgia. Sheep, too, so - in a dense handful and all go in the same direction. I pass by the passport office and ponder the fact that most people are about the essence, the same flock of sheep that really do not care who their shepherd is. If only the grass on the pasture was more succulent and a koshara in case of rain. They say, “We want stability,” “If only it were calm,” and in a tight handful they move to where the shepherd drives them, for example, to the passport office. They have not yet realized that the promised grass will not be greener, and that the roof in the skewer is full of holes. When they understand, they begin to indignantly meck. But only who will listen to them. All that the shepherd needs, they have already passed through.

And now they are happy. Good shepherds built a zagonchik for them, defended them from terrible Bendera wolves, who almost came to shoot everyone. And because of their fence, they are waiting for the promised freebie in the form of an increase in pensions four times.

They - in the pens. And I am in a cage.

The new minister of resorts and tourism of Crimea said the other day that "The introduction of any restrictions on the issuance of visas to EU countries for residents of Crimea will not affect their rest. If such restrictions are introduced, Crimeans can have a rest at home." And we dreamed of going to Spain. Now we have a great alternative: for kebabs in the next tree planting. And what? Too rest.

Now I look at the world through the bars of the lattice. It remains only to be glad that this is not a solid wall, and I can look at the world through the window of the Internet.

On the Internet, an endless stream of information, how life is deteriorating in the Crimea, how the upcoming season falls, how our new thugs leaders lead the marasmus pearls. And under these posts - malevolent comments, they say, you, Crimeans, have chosen, so now you can rake. The trouble is that those who threw the crowd on the referendum, these comments will not read. They will be read by people like me who did not choose IT. We just put before the fact. We had no free choice.

First, I tightened the financial noose. Then they took away the dream. But the most important thing - they took away my freedom. Freedom to choose to live as I want. Come where I want. Think what I want. It’s more than just working without a boss and on your own schedule.

Yes, only freedom - a little thing demanded. Free mustangs are always much smaller than stupid sheep.

UPD: 10/04/2014 In Ukraine, the Russian “tourist” was traveling with radio call signs, mobile phones and rocket launchers

В Украине российский «турист» ехал с таблицами радиопозывные, мобильными телефонами и ракетницами

This morning, at the Khorobichi railway checkpoint, border guards of the Chernihiv detachment, together with customs officers, discovered a difficult Russian “tourist”.

A Russian citizen was heading to Ukraine by the “Polotsk-Simferopol” train. During the test, he found an unusual set of things. A resident of the Bryansk region carried 2 military tickets of the USSR, 3 rocket launchers and 17 shots to them, 5 unassembled mobile phones, 3 gas cartridges, 35 Russian rubles of the Russian Federation. The most interesting find of the workers of the checkpoint was the radio call sign tables, which were also found in the man.

The Russian was invited to the border unit to talk. It turns out where and for what purpose the person was heading. About him informed the competent law enforcement agencies.

UPD: 10/04/2014 SBU detained a 22-year-old Russian spy with a firearm

СБУ задержала 22-летнюю русскую шпионку с огнестрельным оружием
СБУ задержала 22-летнюю русскую шпионку с огнестрельным оружием

The SBU detained a 22-year-old Russian citizen who was carrying out the task of special services to destabilize the situation in the southern regions of Ukraine. This is stated in the press service of the SBU.

According to the department, 22-year-old Maria Koleda arrived in Kherson on April 4. According to her, this is her ninth trip to Ukraine. During April 5-6, the foreigner held a series of meetings with leaders and activists of pro-Russian movements in Kherson, and also visited selected regional centers of the region to monitor the situation on the ground.

And on April 7, Koleda took direct part in the clashes near the Nikolaev Regional State Administration, during which she used firearms. According to her, while she injured three people. After these events, the spy, hiding, returned to the Kherson region.

“The operatives found that on April 8, Koleda reported to her curator in the Russian Federation about the presence of“ unlimited ”improvised improvised explosive devices among the“ activists ”and the agreement reached on obtaining small arms. She also reported on the preparation of two sabotage groups (7 people from Kherson and 6 people from the city of Novaya Kakhovka) to be sent to Donetsk to take part in the riots, "the press service said.

Also in the SBU said that Koleda was instructed to find out the state of armament of police officers on the border of Crimea with the mainland of Ukraine and the possibility of getting out of the ARC, legally or bypassing the established checkpoints, persons whom the SBU prohibited entry into Ukraine.

During the detention, a traumatic pistol, converted to the firing of live ammunition and methodical recommendations for the preparation of sabotage groups, was confiscated from the Russians. Relevant operational investigative actions are being carried out.

UPD: 10/04/2014 Russia went crazy: paranoid anti-Ukrainian propaganda with evoking the spirit of Sasha Bilogo and the shamans. VIDEO

The creativity of Russian journalists rolls over: REN TV correspondents went to Rovno to evoke the spirit of Sasha Bely. Colleagues summoned a shaman from Kiev to help out; they were digging the ground from Muzychko’s grave by sweat, and all in order to bring it to a Moscow psychic and find out that everything will be bad in Ukraine.

The plot of the program "Free Time" filmed amazingly. At first, the viewer observes the fluttering of wreaths on the grave and listens to the crying of grieving parents, who claim: Muzychko was killed. Further, the voice-over informs that the grave of the “hero of the revolution” has already become a place of pilgrimage for fortune-tellers and psychics, and here Aygul Bas, a specially arrived shaman from Kiev, appears on the screen. Madame shakes a tambourine, erotically sheds milk on the ground, and then the spirit of Muzychko immediately appears. The shamanka and the parents of the deceased claim that he is regularly, and every time, like the shadow of Hamlet’s father, it is said that “Julia, Turchinov and this one, who is by the police” (Arsen Avakov - Dusya) killed him. Then a handful of earth from the grave of Muzychko in a beautiful box falls into the hands of the Moscow psychic Denis Kholodnitsky, and then the spirit of Sasha Bely reports quite disappointing news: “in May the people will rise again because they will feel another deception”. The plot ends with shots from the separatist rally and shouts of "Russia!". The leader puts a fat point and reports with a contented mine that it looks like the forecast is starting to come true. A curtain.

Apparently, Russia so wants everything to be bad in Ukraine (and especially in May, when our country plans to elect a president), and this idea crammed into the brain of the audience even by the hand of fortune-tellers and shamans. Now, our psychics are simply obliged to dig up land from Putin’s dacha and give a decent answer to their Russian colleagues. And Musya, meanwhile, is waiting for new masterpieces from REN TV.

UPD: 10/04/2014 Rapid "billionaire zits" Kurchenko asks Europe to unfreeze his assets: "I am an honest Ukrainian businessman"

Беглый зиц-миллиардер Курченко просит Европу разморозить его активы: Я честный украинский бизнесмен

Alexander Yanukovich and Sergey Kurchenko are trying to unfreeze their assets in Europe. It is reported by EUobserver publication, citing sources in diplomatic circles.

The fugitives filed a protest against the sanctions applied to them by the Council of Europe. Now the case is being considered by a working group of the Council of the EU, but most likely it involves a diplomat, for the money you will have to fight in the courts of Luxembourg.

The financial assets of the former Ukrainian moneybags were blocked on March 5, two weeks after the fall of the Yanukovych regime. Sanctions for the embezzlement of state funds and human rights violations were applied to 18 people, including the former president himself and his youngest son Viktor.

What law firms will represent the interests of Kurchenko * and Yanukovich is not yet clear, but this is not “Albert & Geiger” (the company that manages the Azarov case), writes EUobserver.

The interim government of Ukraine believes that $ 70 billion was stolen from the state treasury for 4 years in power of the former regime, which led to the depletion of vital institutions, including the Ukrainian army.

With the help of investigations by EU officials and the US Federal Bureau, the Ukrainian government plans to repatriate these funds.

Sergey Kurchenko, a 28-year-old banker, a “gas baron” and a media tycoon, worked closely with the former ruling clan. On March 6, an appeal was published on the website of his company, Vetek Group, in which Sergey Kurchenko states that he is an honest person and is willing to cooperate with European investigators.

"I am an honest Ukrainian businessman ... I am ready to provide all the necessary documents and provide any assistance to the EU inspection authorities in order to prove their innocence."

On the other hand, Ukrainian prosecutors issued a warrant for his arrest on charges of stealing $ 100 million from the state gas company. They claim that Kurchenko hired “titushki” - bandits in civilian clothes who beat the protesters.

Meanwhile, journalists became aware of documents that indicate that Kurchenko is one of the organizers of criminal groups and a report on his corrupt practices. For example, Sergey Kurchenko is associated with offshore firms, including three in Cyprus, where huge sums were sent through ABLV Bank Latvia.

Alexander Yanukovich, 40 years old, is a dentist by training.

He also became one of the richest people in Ukraine after gaining control of the bank during the presidency of his father.

Where are Azarov, Alexander Kurchenko and Yanukovych - is unknown. Earlier it was reported that Mykola Azarov fled to Austria, where his family has a business and real estate. The so-called “black list” of the EU freezing assets does not prohibit the issuance of visas.

The mysterious diplomat added that according to the rules, if sanctions are imposed, EU member states may allow the release of frozen funds to pay for "reasonable" court costs.