How to drive a woman into the complex
Tips seasoned woman's hater, or instructions for this man
How to drive a woman into the complex
As you know, to cope in our time with a woman is difficult. Emancipation, feminization and other costs of civilization practically brought our society to the fatal line, beyond which the mass exodus of normal men to pampas, lianos and deaf taiga would begin. The arrogance of modern women is boundless, and the behavior is increasingly causing not even indignation, but simply bewildered. Not only does a woman take on the role of the breadwinner, the coaler, protector and mind light, alien to her, pushing men from their centuries-old land estates. Increasingly, she is trying to command her own husband, making demands such as “not to get drunk more often than twice a week” or “do men's work in the house” that degrades manhood. There are frequent scandalous cases when a man is forced to wash dishes, help children with lessons and even iron his own shirts (!) Through emotional blackmail or direct threats. In a word, everyone understands: you have to do something. The question is just that.
Radicals offer two ways to solve the problem.
The first - a fundamental bachelor. As they say, not an inch of land to the enemy, nor the shadow of a woman in a house. With a lot of advantages, this path has a serious drawback, since it is not clear who in that case will serve the man in all respects - from the bed to the kitchen.
The second path , suggested by the history of relations between Stenka Razin and the Persian princess, is especially attractive to fans of the Shakespeare drama Othello. As they say, just that - immediately stifle. Undoubtedly, in such acts there is genuine men's breadth and boldness, but, unfortunately, as long as the article “Intentional killing” is not canceled in the Criminal Code, we cannot, with a clear conscience, recommend it to the wide male masses.
To drown and strangle, gentlemen, it is still not a way out at the beginning of the 21st century.
More subtle methods are needed. The recommendations of “Domostroi” are outdated - you cannot control the present woman with a whip. In place of primitive physical methods came sophisticated psychological.
The essence of them is simple, understandable even with a singe, and lies in the fact that any woman can be put in the proper place. Or, speaking in scientific language, drive it, bitch, into a complex. Inferiority. So that she understands what she is worthless and how lucky she is that you, a real man, honor her with your attention. As soon as she realizes this, consider that the deed is done.
Interesting experiments conducted by the famous psychologist, Professor Stoorosov, show how the psyche and behavior of successfully complexed women changes in the shortest possible time. If at the beginning of the experiment 98 out of 100 respondents agreed with the statement that "women are people too", then at the end of the experiment only 4 remained. The overwhelming majority (97 out of 100) completely obsessively wanted to demand something from a man; they expressed willingness to tolerate any of his behavior, including physical impact; moreover, 92% admitted that if a man beats a woman, then she deserves it.
Of course, the repetition of Stoorosov's experiments in everyday life is somewhat difficult; but to achieve the desired result, this is not required. It is possible to drive a woman into the complex with the help of one simple method called “healthy criticism”.
Before embarking on it, you should clearly realize that, regardless of your personal data (age, weight, stuttering, chronic alcoholism, outstanding conviction, etc.), your appearance in a woman’s life is an undeserved happiness. Already by condescending to her, you show her the greatest mercy. This setting is important because, firstly, it contributes to the improvement of the male consciousness persecuted by feminists, and secondly, it facilitates the development of a healthy critical position.
So, you have inspired yourself that you are a treasure and a real man. Being with you is the ultimate happiness for any woman, including millionaire and Hollywood movie stars. You are proud to look at your reflection in the mirror. Now start criticizing your woman.
Remember that there are no ideal people besides you, and therefore you can criticize it for anything.
If she has a higher education, but you do not, then she is a blue stocking, a mathematical cracker, an archival rat and too clever for a real woman. If you have a college degree, but she doesn’t, then she’s a stupid chicken, an ignoramus, a dupe and not developed enough for you. If you both have a college degree, then her diploma is worth nothing, because:
- a) this specialty is currently unpromising in the labor market;
- b) she graduated from high school in absentia, and we all know how the correspondence students learn;
- c) its philology (botany, cultural theory, physics of semiconductors) is not needed by anyone.
If she is a successful professional and earns more than you, then she has gone headlong to work in order to hide her female inferiority. This woman does not dry in the office. If she earns less than you, it means that she is a bad professional and only imitates the ability to create, like all women. In fact, it cannot come up with anything original and is only capable of performing primitive repetitive actions.
If she works in the public sector, it means that she is incapable of anything more and covers up her inability to settle with imaginary affection for business. If she has her own business, it means that she is monstrously cynical, pragmatic and absolutely unjust. If she works in the field of private business, it is not known (more precisely, it is known), for which the boss appreciates her: for a pretty face or for something else.
If a woman does not work, it means that she is a lazy girl, a parasite and a parasite, who dreams of sitting on her husband's neck.
Rich opportunities for criticism gives a personal life. If a woman has never been married, no one needed her. If she was married, she did not cope with the role of the wife and was unable to save the marriage. If she had no one before you, then she is an old maid. If she had a lot of men before you, she’s just a slut. (Note. Since it is impossible to determine the exact number of your predecessors, all women can reasonably be accused of an immoral lifestyle before meeting you).
If a woman has a child, this in itself is bad. No one is obliged to feed other people's children when the circle is full of childless single women. If there are no children, and she is over 25 or she was married, she is probably infertile or devoid of maternal instinct, or a complete egoist.
If she lives with her parents, she is a sissy, a mentally and emotionally immature person. If she lives far away from her parents, she is a bad daughter who doesn't care about her father and mother. If she is an orphan, it is a good idea to find out why her parents died and whether her dissolute behavior accelerated their demise.
It is always possible and necessary to criticize age. Remember, a woman does not have a good age! She is either too young, or too old, or she looks very bad at her age.
Truly limitless criticism of appearance and character. The main thing is to notice the shortcomings in time and constantly remind about them.
Even a beautiful woman has small drawbacks — too thin ankles, too thick earlobes, too short a nose, or too long legs.
If it is not possible to find obvious disadvantages, it means that she has a doll beauty.
In addition, beautiful women, as a rule:
- a) stupid face;
- b) quickly bored beauty;
- c) vulgar manners;
- d) vulgar smile.
If a woman is a good housewife, then she is a home-made chicken obsessed with cleanliness. If not, she's a slob, no one has ever seen. Etc.
A difficult case - self-confident women who have achieved something. But here patience and perseverance will take their toll. Suppose she is proud of her degree.
- a) that this is the only thing she can be proud of, because appearance and femininity, it is not different;
- b) that the price of this degree is unsettled personal life;
- c) that the topic of her dissertation is irrelevant, non-original, secondary and poorly worded;
- d) that such a dissertation will surprise no one;
- e) that the best in the dissertation she owes to the advice and tips of the supervisor;
- e) that N.'s thesis, written on a similar topic, is much better;
- e) that her degree did not help her overcome her innate frigidity;
- g) that she defended herself too late, nowadays the average age of defending a candidate is 28 years;
- h) that even ten theses are not capable of making her a real woman, at the sight of which the men grow stale with delight.
If this is not enough, ask if she earns much with her academic degree, and report that a striptease dancer with an incomplete secondary education has as much in a month as she does in a year.
The main recipe for criticism is regularity. Every day several times. Do not argue in any way. In response to her counterarguments, smile, stroke her on the head and whisper: "I love you all the same, baby, no matter what ..." And so every time.
The course of criticism lasts from 2 months to 2 years.
1. Limit the circle of communication. If possible, cut off from friends and quarrel with relatives.
In the event that a woman has a large number of relatives who are harmful to your business and has a habit of getting underfoot, you should open her eyes to the real face of relatives. Most likely, the woman thinks that her relatives are unselfish people who love her, so remind her of all the times when they used her kindness and responsiveness. If relatives are poorer than your woman, there will be many such cases. If they are richer, explain to her that self-interest can also be psychological. Yes, her name is in the summer in a country house, they willingly communicate with her - but only to show off their acquisitions and enjoy the contrast: it is so nice to realize your wealth against the backdrop of someone else’s poverty! And if they help her financially and donate things "from the master's shoulder," then this is generally a disguised form of humiliation.
Get rid of girlfriends - generally a trifling matter. It is enough, left alone for a couple of minutes with another friend, to say everything you think about her in a simple, intelligible, unequivocal form. So that the girlfriend did not do this (gave you a slap in the face, roared hysterically, made a scandal, ran away in an unknown direction, throwing up a thick ass high), you will always have a reason to give the woman an ultimatum: either I or she.
Ideally, a woman should have one friend, interlocutor and authority (he is the owner) - you.
2. "Help" a woman to deal with the shortcomings.
If she is fat, buy her a belt-grace or dress-hoodie; if she has bad hair, buy her a wig, etc. If she began to complex because of gaps in education, buy her an encyclopedic dictionary. In this case, do not forget to repeat that you - and only you - are capable of loving her, in spite of the fullness, age, bad temper, acne, saggy breasts and other "charms".
Compare it with other women, with the wives of friends, with Hollywood stars and outstanding personalities of world history. Simple, inexpensive and at the same time very effective. The double effect, by the way, gives a comparison of the figure of a woman with the bodies of Playboy models, and her sexual temperament - with the behavior of the heroes of porn movies. If among the familiar women there is a female person who has achieved serious life success, do not miss such a chance. Regularly remind a woman that her former classmate / neighbor in the yard / childhood friend / familiar cousin is a TV star / popular singer / owner of an advertising agency / the wife of the Prime Minister, and she teaches at the technical school part-time. "I just can not believe that you were sitting at the same desk! Yes, of course, when a person has a mind, character and abilities, he can achieve a lot ..."
4. Gradual and persistent narrowing of interests.
The real place of a woman is in the kitchen, this should be her main hobby.
Of course, it is not always possible to go through the path described above to the end. But if you have enough patience and perseverance, in the end you will not recognize your woman. Instead of an aggressive, self-assured bitch, you will see a meek, downtrodden creature, afraid to once again open its mouth.
And with him, you will finally be able to feel like a real macho, a true man, master of the universe.