How fast to get sick?

Как быстро заболеть?

From time to time rest becomes simply necessary, and the authorities and others do not understand this. The bustle of everyday life tightens and does not allow a person to breathe freely in full, problems and deeds are always full. From time to time, everyone in the head flashes the thought that it's not so bad to sit at home by the TV, wrapping the body in a blanket and sipping tea with honey.

And before this little paradise on earth there is only one step - a cold ! Each of us has been ill more than once, but not everyone knows how to get sick . In fact, there are no special difficulties and tricks here - everything is just like a divine day. If you want, you can get sick instantly .

The main thing, then do not go to work with a cold, as 30% of Ukrainians do!

Как быстро заболеть?

Virtually none of the people with medicine unrelated does not see any differences between ARI and ARVI, but it is worth noting that the standard cold implies a consequence of the most ordinary hypothermia. The fact is that in the body of even the most healthy person there is always a lot of opportunistic bacteria. Subcooling is the stress that drives them to activity.

Как быстро заболеть?

1 way: Sugar refined (or bread) on 1 slice one drop of iodine. Temperature 37.7 you feel just fine (you do not notice temperatures at all). Only it lasts for 1 day maximum.

Caution: you can get poisoned, everyone has different organisms and you can fall into a swoon if the heart is weak!

Как быстро заболеть?

2 way: Sit in the winter at the open window naked and screaming that in the head vzbredet.

Caution: neighbors can complain :)

Как быстро заболеть?

3 way: You buy Rondo or Holz, and you breathe through your mouth in the window in the winter. 10 minutes of continuous breathing can raise the temperature to 38.2, checked.

Caution: Of the minuses - the throat hurts. Of the benefits for 2 weeks, ARI however :)

Как быстро заболеть?

4 way: The pencil lead (not colored) raises the temperature to 37.5-38, but only for 3-4 hours.

Caution: you can choke or poison!

Как быстро заболеть?

5 way: Just cold milk get drunk and walk

Caution: you can pick up inflammation of the lungs in addition to ARI!

Как быстро заболеть?

6 way: we need: Hair dryer 1 pc. Thermometer 2pcs. Light bulb 1 pc. Method of use: Take a thermometer, warm the bulb to the desired temperature). With a phenome, warm your head. Approach the parent with a complaint about the throat, give a thermometer. The parent can say that you have a buggy thermometer and that you need to try the other. Take another ... well, understand :)

Caution: you can burn yourself to your parents!

Как быстро заболеть?

7 way: We need: Bath 1 pc., Bucket 1pc. Way of application: Approach the parent and complain about the pain in the stomach (poisoned) and you now vomit. Preliminarily typing water in the bucket, run out into the bath and gradually (as if in jerks), with the sounds of the thawed, pour water from the ladle into the tub. Come out with a face like you were forced to eat what you give at school. Mission Complete. And so you can sit for 2-7 days).

Caution: you can burn yourself to your parents!

Как быстро заболеть?

8 way: Let it seem trite, but the sodium armpits with salt (or garlic) ... the simple one you eat ... and measure the temperature, up to 39 will jump)

Как быстро заболеть?

9 way: You take a skillet in the oil and then you drink it. Well, it does not hurt much, but the chemical burn from angina can not be distinguished and the temperature is there and the throat is red.

Caution: you can burn yourself all the insides!

Как быстро заболеть?

10 way: Take ice, a glass. Ice is crumbled, but we do not melt, like pieces of ice, but in order to swallow it one by one, pour cold water into a glass, and pour ice. With a swing and a swallow! A little bit of toothache. The fact is that the ice does not have time to warm up and melts inside you. Singling out the cold there, more precisely chilling you from the inside!

And better, just do not be ill! :)