Explanatory constantly late
Explanatory constantly late
I'm late for several reasons. I travel by car - the road is unpredictable and I consider risking life for 10 minutes of working time to be the height of idiocy. Since I see no. 2, I do not smoke, and this means that unlike 90% of the office staff, instead of 5 smoke breaks for 10 minutes, or rather 50 minutes a day, while the rest are kicking noodles, I’m on my workplace and work! Further, see p.3. Since I am a responsible person, then at least 2 times a month I have to sit at work until 23-00 (hereinafter the office closes) and WORK! Because those who accumulate 50 minutes a day for a month 16 hours and not coping with their work let me down. Thus, 16 hours of smoke break +8 hours of processing = 24 hours a month I WORK more and, than anyone else in our office, and am late for a maximum of 2 hours a month. If management doesn’t see any economic gain in my lateness, it can fire me and find another more punctual employee.
I wish him to be a smoker and, coming to work on time every month, “stole” from you 2 working days.
I was late for work because of a healthy lifestyle! I went to work early, but due to my lack of cigarettes, they gave me a strong tambourine. I went to the medical center, but it was closed. Then I bought a bottle of vodka and began to wash the wound. Therefore, I smell of alcohol, my face is broken, and bad speech and poor coordination of movement are the result of a brain concussion!
I did not drink, honestly.
I was three hours late, because in the morning I had a dream that the balance finally came together. The consequence of this was a series of powerful uncontrolled orgasms. Please enter the position.
I was late for work for half an hour, because I would not do anything anyway until ten, we drink tea in the morning, and I don’t fit in so much.
I am systematically late, because I believe that everything connected with work should be approached systematically.
I was not late, but corrected my working day to adequately inadequate yesterday and inversely to normalized.
Desire to have time to work.
I was late, because you who do not pay salary in time for a month!
You will be outraged, I generally quit!
Explanatory Yuri Y.
I was late for the service. The reasons for this unseemly act are very mysterious and are rooted more in the field of the irrational, therefore I cannot give the incident any acceptable explanation. As a person of fine mental organization, I cannot help but feel the whole depth of my fall, but the same reason in the future will hardly allow me even to think about the possible
1. To consider what happened as a misunderstanding,
2. Treat me condescendingly, especially since I have already received my portion of mental anguish (see above).
I'm new, I work in your company for the second day. Since today is Monday, a hard day after the weekend, I got on the subway and came to my old job. And only from the surprised look of my former director, I realized that I had come to the wrong place.
Comment: Everyone was crying.
Late, because I drank a very, very hot tea, my bladder burst and I scalded my legs.
Explanatory senior warrant officer
I, the senior senior warrant officer of the special forces, Matveyev, can explain the following about being late to the service.
As always, I woke up at 5.30, ran cross
In the morning, as usual, I got dressed, got ready to leave the house. I stepped over the bed and caught on to the girl and, in order to unhook, I had to undress again. This procedure took some time, and as a result I was late for work.
Comment: Late, by the way, for a good half day! As punishment, the head of the department sent a happy opozduna for the pivasik. Democratic leadership, you will not say anything, democratic. Just a dream of all opozdunov.
Explanatory FSB officer
In the morning, August 8, 2006, I was late for work, as I got into a human traffic jam on the subway.