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Instead of "Author Josh! Pesha Ischo!" (Albanian)

Instead of "Author Josh! Pesha Ischo!" should write:
In my soul the fire burns beautiful
He lit you - the author of the words of priceless.
Pen in hand, ink, satin scarf ...
Write on, make us sick.

Instead of "Zachot!" should write:
Your creative is a sample of thought, syllable,
Before you do not write this exactly!
You will be honored before the face of God,
That you published it for us ...

Instead of "Afftar - hellish Sotona" should be written:
When you go on stage,
Then immediately in the hall silence.
Great is your invaluable creative
Oh, the author - hellish Satan!

or so:

This author is the pride of generations.
And the wealth of the country.
He is in the flames of Hell
Appeared in the guise of Satan.

or so:

Your syllable is beautiful like the face of Palmyra!
And the idea is as sharp as the keel of the canoe!
But the commandment I read: "Do not make an idol"
And name you "hellish Sotona"!

Instead of Pozztol, you should write:
Colleagues frown browned in bewilderment:
Sobbing in three streams, falling under the table!
You are a kind genius of laughter therapy,
I laugh like a horse reading your joke!

Instead of "In memoriz" should write:
I read the whole record twice,
I pressed the button with a heart,
So that everyone can enjoy it.
From now on, ever and ever ...

Instead of "+1" should write:
Before you withers miracles of nature
And fade paint fabulous pictures.
My words will not make the weather.
I will answer you modestly: "+1"

Instead of "Ubeysibaapsthenu" should write:
You, ridiculous creature,
What fills the world with a terrible evil
Save yourself: against the wall of the universe
Hit the filthy brow ...

Instead of "Author, Drink Yadu" should write:
You who made this libel,
Discard doubts and worries,
Fill your glass and drink,
The poison that the gods gave you ...

Instead of “To Bobruisk Zhovotnoye” you should write:
What a fatal mistake
Did fate bring you to me?
Swine, wolf, doe flexible,
Go to Bobruisk, to your home ...

Instead of "KG / AM" should write:
You wrote a crap shit,
All this is unworthy of man
Ride, scoundrel, to the village, in the wilderness,
And live there until the end of the century ...

or so:

I could point out errors to you.
I could ruffle it all.
However, I see how talented you are.
So I will write: "KG / AM"!

Instead of "The gazenvagen" should be written:
You are the most unworthy stuffer!
Tolstoy from yourself do not build.
Drive now to Dachau
And close the door behind you.

Instead of "Niasilil patamushta poems":
Your ideas are not mastered,
Read some touches,
Not because there are a lot of letters
And because there are poems.

Instead of "Under the cat" should be written:
Your this post is huge, what for?
And I want to say: "Go to the garden!"
This creative gobbled up traffic for a month.
Oh, the author! Hide it quickly under the cat!

Instead of "Bayan" should write:
I tell you, comrade, for the hundredth time:
“We are not playing the Samaritans here!”
I recommend that you remove this feature.
After all this, comrade, shaped button accordion!

Instead of "Achtung!" should write:
I'm suspicious of the words you said
I see in them a desire to substitute the ass.
This fact has saddened me a lot.
I shout: "Ahtung! That is not my comrade!"