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Animal Sex Monsters

Undoubtedly, man is the same animal as an ordinary monkey, only we have come up with mobile phones, laptops and television advertising. However, there is one area that does not give people peace, in which the king of nature and the beasts will not very soon be equal to their subjects. Of course, we are talking about sex.

It must be said that our smaller brothers copulate in such quantities and in such diverse ways that no sexual maniac or pervert will dream of himself in any erotic dream.

So let's start with mammals.

Rabbits. Undoubtedly, they are sexy giants, because the female of this cute fluffy little animal is able to please dad every two months with the addition of a family. If you indulge in the joys of a mathematical account with a calculator, you can find out that in about a hundred years every square meter of the surface of our planet will be populated with a copy of this valuable invader, who has both fur and meat in stock.

Lemmings. Very lovely creatures capable of producing offspring every month. Moreover, it is not at all difficult for females, which cannot be said about males - a case was fixed when one loving couple of lemmings could produce 8 generations of their own kind in six months. True, the male could not continue to please his "spouse", because on the ninth attempt, he died suddenly.

Badgers. The most real adherents of tantric sex, because on average a badger indulges his badger for a full hour and a half. What is interesting, with such a love of self female very shy and give consent to sex only in the dark. British scientists, highly interested in badger sex, followed them for half a year and found out an interesting fact: during the new moon, when there was no sign on the street, badger was sexually treated, like ordinary women, “tolerantly or indifferently”, but they had only to come to the full moon, or to penetrate the hole in bright sunlight, as the behavior of the females became "hostile."

Lions You don't want it, but the pride , consisting exclusively of females, seduces to non-stop sex at the level of instinct. So, zoologists once filmed a lion who produced 86 intercourse in a day. The number of lionesses participating in the orgy is not specified, but it is obvious that there were not less than ten of them - not a single female would physically endure so much.

Sable. For some reason, these cute little animals can jerk on their partner up to eight hours without a break. Badgers are resting.

Hamster. If all the above "guys" are addicted to the sex marathon, then this greedy creature works in the jackhammer mode - in an hour the hamster can give up to 50 ejaculations to the mountain.

Of course, animal sex is closer to us, but here’s what insects do in order to continue their population, defies explanation.

Ladybugs. Probably, there is no other creature on Earth that could, like ladybugs, mate for nine hours every day. Scientists believe that these creatures have such an orgasm that no one even dreamed of - love convulsions tremble the bodies of the cows for 1.5 hours and can be repeated as many as three times in a row. Naturally, in such conditions, insects inevitably have sexual deviations (perversions) and, of course, STDs.

Alpine cricket. Ready to emit cum every 18 seconds. And no one asks the female if she is ready for such speeds, because the cricket, in the most brazen manner before copulation, captures its victim with huge claws.

African beetle. Oh, these inhabitants of the hot continent, who even insects do not give rest to the self-respect of the Caucasians. In the African beetle, the length of the penis is 2/3 of the body length. To make it easier for you to imagine, this is the same thing if a man had a penis length 1.2 m .

Earwig. Equipped with the dream of any male - two penises, each of which is longer than the earwig itself. True, the forces in them are few - they are very thin and easily broken, so the second penis is forced to wait for its finest hour on the bench of reserve players in complete inaction.

Mosquitoes. Bloodsucking are constantly in search of fresh blood, so the pairing of this species lasts nothing at all - 2 seconds. Like a light runny nose.

Slugs Disgusting-looking slugs carry the organs of both sexes, i.e. are hermaphroditic. But this is not interesting - at the meeting of two individuals they enter into a "bloody" fight, which ends with a real penitentiary — the winner is bitten off by a member of the opponent and becomes calm for the future of his genotype, while the loser is destined for the usual role of carrying other people's genes.

And finally, the male octopus is endowed with the most surprising ability ... to grow a new penis instead of the old one, which often remains in the body of the female. And it seems that this does not interfere with the octopus females at all, because fishermen sometimes catch women of the weaker octopus with a whole collection worthy of their lovers.