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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 1]

I am an alien and I settled in your mobile. At the moment, when you press the buttons, I have sex with your finger, and I know that you like it, because you smile.

Three monkeys had just escaped from the zoo: one was found at the Christmas tree, the second was not found, and the third was just noticed reading this SMS

This is SMS virus 2006! He has already made his way through the buttons of your mobile phone through your fingers and already has you in the anus, and I know that you like it, because you smile

Listen, do not press so hard on the buttons, I'm hot, and generally remove your hand, otherwise I do not see anything!

At the moment, there are 2 million people in the world asleep, 1 million are eating, 0.5 million are making love, and only one person I really love reads my SMS.

How to conquer a woman? Take care of her, take care of her, love her, make her compliments, respect her. How to conquer a man? Get undressed and serve a bottle of beer!

If we release a guy in the forest, he will collect 3 kg of berries, if a girl is 5 kg. But this does not mean that if we release both of them into the forest, they will collect 8 kg of berries. :)

How to conquer a woman? Take care of her, take care of her, love her, make her compliments, respect her. How to conquer a man? Get undressed and serve a bottle of beer!

Congratulations! You won a gypsy girl in the lottery! If you do not pick up the prize within 14 days, then we will send a camp!

Your perfect shape, your skin is tender, your smell is driving me crazy, you have amazing eyes. From my one touch, you start .... My favorite Ferrari F50 :) )))
Beeline informs: You sent a sweet magic dream! You can pick up the package in bed favorite! Good night!

Dating Club: "Who is over thirty!"

The secretary had such a bust that she could only work on the computer blindly.

Good to be an alcoholic, How to sail a boat on the streets!

You can not find the key to the heart of a woman? Try to pick up to another place!

He is jealous of everyone, indiscriminately. Even to those with whom I have never slept.

Our team will go to the World Cup !!! They collected 5 labels from Snickers!

My childhood was difficult! Up to 5 years old, I thought my name was SHUT UP!

Mental attack - sailors on zebras!

First deception in life? NIPPLE!

Dear subscriber! Your SIM card is blocked, calls are disconnected, the contract is canceled, and we do not care about your prepayment.

I can imagine how you swear when you once again hear the sounds of the incoming SMS message. Who is easy now?

Three monkeys had just escaped from the zoo: one was found at the grocery store, the other at the beer stall, and the third was just noticed reading this SMS!

Oh, and who it looks at me with such beautiful eyes, I even dizzy.

God gave the man two heads, but did not give enough blood to feed them at the same time!

I wanted to (a) send you something beautiful, gentle, erotic, clever and fun, but I do not fit on the screen.

I'm better than a dog !? Walk with me ...

Seeing you is not a sight for the faint of heart.

I drove normally, kiss you. Your roof

Sorry I can't come today. I will come tomorrow. Hangover.

Chimps ask mom: "Why does everyone say that we are scary"? Yes, all this nonsense, you would see someone who is reading this SMS.

Honey, I’m ready to lie down until the New Year between your legs and vibrate, vibrate, vibrate ... Your mobile phone.

Send SMS "Where are you?" To any number at four in the morning and get a cool rhyme on your mobile phone! MTS company.

The girl you do not accidentally hurt your legs? Not? Strange - and you did not go out of my head all day!

Do not say what I need to do, and I will not say where you need to go.

Attention action! Now the cost of a conversation depends on the length of your member, the smaller the member, the less the cost of the conversation. Congratulations! You are talking for free! funny sms on

Your eyes are so beautiful, Like flowers in a spring meadow. I still rape you, Because I really want to!

I can not forget you, I dream of you at night. Your delicate smell taste and color, Stand before your eyes. When you are not with me, Everything in life is so depressing, I cannot live without you, My dear - BEER!

Well, hello man ...

Again the rain behind the window, again I feel a little sad, Tears are falling from the sky, you send me a text message!

I miss you so much when you are far away, I so want you to be there, I miss your look, Smile sweet sweet and hairy butt!

Girl, you smell so good! What did you drink today?

If you want, I'm home ...

Your neighbor bought new furniture. Tonight I will come to choke you. Toad.

The night is coming. The moon is higher ... In the heart - jealousy! Riding the roof! Come soon, well! Or from the roof of the cigan ...

YOU are infinitely good, phenomenally intelligent, damnably attractive, divinely beautiful, exceptionally honest and crystal honest, unprecedentedly talented, hypersexual, incomparably incomparable - WONDER!

Congratulations on your upcoming divine holiday. I wish the next holiday to meet in paradise ...

I don’t have a lot of feelings, so I want to hug you, even if I hug, I still won’t smile.

When will you finally open your eyes and see that I need you?

Daragaya (NAME)! I'm mad at you! Abazha you. Vasa snail plicastna! Your deep shikspir.

They say that there are seven wonders of the world on earth, but there is one more beautiful thing - it's me! funny sms on

I want you, love, I want to hug and kiss, undress and lay on the bed, cover with a blanket and ... sleep!

Hello, our dear subscriber. You participated in the draw of cell phones and won the Nokia 6600. You can pick up your prize at the main office. Megaphone.

Honey, I already started talking to the chair, having breakfast with a kettle. If you don't call me, I’ll enter into a serious relationship with a vacuum cleaner.

Gather sponges in a bow, relax, stretch in a smile, relax, show your lips with a sponge, relax. Repeat 10 times every 15 minutes before my arrival.

No louder sound than phone silence!

Honey, your phone woke you to find out, I love you very much, sleep on, my sun!

I have to confess something to you. I can't hide it from you anymore. I don't want to hurt you, but you have to know, I missed you!

Send sms, really want to hear your voice.

Hi baby, I love you and losing my mind without your passionate lips, gentle and sweet girlfriends, which you keep hidden from me.

You never say you love me. Yes, we walk, you talk to me, press me to yourself, but you never say that you love ... Maybe you are in love with some other mobile phone?

You now send or fax?

I never forget the faces, but in your case I will be happy to make an exception ...

Autumn has come, the sheets are falling, I do not need anyone except you.

Sometimes I think, where are all the angels, in heaven, in the air, or on earth? But I know for sure that the most beautiful angel now reads this text message and smiles sweetly.