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Funny sms, sms congratulations, sms jokes [page 11]

Do not take everything to heart, or the heart will not stand it!

Take me quickly, Take away for 100 seas, You'll get 10 years, 18 I'm not!

Pleasant awakening ordered? Sign the receipt. Delivery service.

You'll wake me at dawn. You'll certainly get it in the teeth. I'll wean you out of the habit of waking up at dawn on Sunday!

This is a virtual kiss. Press to heart. Repeat 7 times.

Once upon a time there was a guy with a girl ... Loved ... he and herself

In the life of men there are periods when they are absolutely indifferent to women. This is the 1st, 2nd and 3rd periods of hockey.

Girl as a calculator: adds problems, takes time, multiplies expenses, divides property !!!

Do not push anything! This is the -virus- the phone is locked the phone is locked the phone is locked the phone is locked the phone is locked the phone is locked HA! Nervous?

In the morning I'll have a drink of beer, I'll just have a drink, I'll add more in the Afternoon, I'll get drunk in the evening ...

You'll wake me at dawn. You'll certainly get it in the teeth. I'll wean you out of the habit of waking up at dawn on Sunday!

Confused in the crib handle, legs, neck, heel ... That's what sometimes lead to the Kama Sutra typos!

how many good girls! how many affectionate names! and I got it - with a vile mug and a ugly name - Anton!

Vanya powder spout, Fedya paints her eyes - They go to the military unit of the Blue Helmets.

Happens, wake up like a bird - A winged spring on the platoon And I want to live and work! .. But for breakfast it goes ...

For a long time her peasants tortured, beaten with a shovel, bitten teeth, threw a rusty fork to her throat ... All of them opened a beer bottle!

I know exactly in advance - today someone will die. I know where, I know how, I'm not a fortune-teller - I'm a maniac ...

If you are afraid to get fat, be sure to drink a glass of wine before eating, alcohol kills a sense of fear

God said to drink only one day a week, but did not say which. So we will drink every day, so as not to miss that day!

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