Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 11]
Do not take everything to heart and that heart will not stand!
Take me quickly, taking 100 of the seas, you get 10 years old, 18 I do not !!
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You wake me at dawn in the teeth will certainly get. I'll wean from the habit on Sunday to wake at dawn!
This is a virtual kiss. Push to serdtsu.Povtorit 7 times.
Once upon a guy with a girl ... ... he loved himself and herself
The male life there are times when they are absolutely indifferent to women. This is the first, second and third periods of hockey.
Girl as a calculator: adds problems takes time, multiplies the cost timeshare property !!!
Do not click here! It -virus- phone is locked Phone locked Phone locked Phone locked Phone locked Phone locked HA! Nervous?
In the morning drink a beer, just a hangover, Day still add nazhrus evening ...
You wake me at dawn in the teeth will certainly get. I'll wean from the habit on Sunday to wake at dawn!
Messed up in bed arms, legs, neck, heel ... This is what often leads to the Kama Sutra typos!
how many good girls! how many affectionate names! and I got - with the infamous mug with ugly name - Anton!
Vanya powders nose, Fyodor color eyes - They're coming to the military part of the Blue Helmets.
Sometimes you wake up as a bird - Winged spring on edge and want to live and work .. But the breakfast it goes ...!
For a long time its men tortured, beaten with a shovel teeth bite to the throat framed rusty fork ... All-weave opened beer bottle!
I know for sure in advance - today someone dies. I know where I know how, I'm not a fortune teller - I'm a maniac ...
If you are afraid of getting fat, be sure to drink a glass of wine before a meal, alcohol kills the feeling of fear
God said to drink only one day a week, but did not say which. So we drink every day, so as not to miss the day!
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