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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 11]

Do not take everything to heart and then the heart will not stand!

Take me soon, Take away for 100 seas, you will get 10 years, 18 I do not !!

Have you had a pleasant awakening? Sign in receipt. Delivery service.

You wake me up at dawn. You will surely get your teeth. I will wean you from the habit On Sunday to wake at dawn!

This is a virtual kiss. Press to the heart. Repeat 7 times.

Once upon a time there was a guy with a girl ... They loved ... he himself and she herself

In the life of men there are periods when they are absolutely indifferent to women. These are the 1st, 2nd and 3rd periods of hockey.

A girl as a calculator: adds problems, takes time, multiplies expenses, divides property !!!

Do not press anything! This is a virus-phone locked phone locked phone locked phone locked phone locked phone locked XA! Nervous?

In the morning I will drink beer, I will simply hang over, In the afternoon I will add more, In the evening I will get drunk ...

You wake me up at dawn. You will surely get your teeth. I will wean you from the habit On Sunday to wake at dawn!

Messed up in the crib handles, legs, necks, heels ... That's what sometimes typos in the Kama Sutra!

how many good girls! how many gentle names! but I got it - with a vile mug and with an ugly name - Anton!

Vanya powders the nose, Fedya paints his eyes - Going to the military unit Blue helmets.

Sometimes, you wake up like a bird - A winged spring on a platoon And I want to live and work! .. But for breakfast, it passes ...

For a long time, the men tortured her, They beat her with a shovel, bit her teeth, They put a rusty fork at her throat ... All-weaved open the beer bottle!

I know for sure - someone will die today. I know where, I know how, I'm not a fortune teller - I'm a maniac ...

If you are afraid of getting fat, be sure to drink a glass of wine before eating, alcohol kills a feeling of fear

God said to drink only one day a week, but did not say which. So we will drink every day, so as not to miss that day!

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