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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 3]

I'm not sad, I'm sober!

What is the difference between men's and women's pants? In the men's thrust legs, and in the women's - hands!

It is better to be the first Maya than the eighth Martha! ..

I want you! I want to turn your head, get into bed and make you hot and moan for a whole week! Your flu!

At the moment, there are 2 million people in the world asleep, 1 million are eating, 0.5 million are making love, and only one person I really love read my SMS.

Use your mobile phones in rubber gloves and then you are not afraid of sex on m-phone

I'll come to you at night, get under the covers. Find your sweetest place and suck it for a long time. Your harmful mosquito!

I undress you with a timid hand, I would rather see the desired body, you are the most beautiful, the only one in the world, my favorite potato in uniform.

Congratulations! You won a gypsy girl in the lottery! If you do not pick up the prize within 14 days, then we will send a whole camp!

Click down, click more. OK .szhetёda. A-a-a. Oh-oh-oh oh yes, and here it is. yes-ah. oh god damn. continue more so. o da-aaaa- It was a GSM Sax

Light does not shine, Masha does not wave, Lyuba does not like, Katya does not roll.

You know - with the hangover the worst thing is - it hurts him!

That's what I'll tell you now - I explain on my fingers! Average see?

I fell in love with a penguin Not only half, but half - Half lower - Bright, mobile

CAUTION - CAN NOT UNDERSTAND A JOKE: I will not keep silent about one thing, I have the courage to do it, I WANT YOU WANT, but you know less than I would like.

From a woman you never know what to expect - a girl or a boy

I need a corpse, I chose you, see you soon Fantômas !!!

They ripped off Mishka's paw so that he would not touch the girls, because Mishka is very sexually preoccupied!

Let's buy a house by the river, We'll put some heaps there. We will play cards there, Heroin trading, We will sniff and smoke Fucking live.

According to the testimony, when she fell, she hit her head on the ground. Conclusion: contusion of the soft tissues of the left buttock