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Funny sms, sms congratulations, sms jokes [page 5]

What is it: in white lace, mooing and crawling on the ground? //////////////// Answer: a drunken bride

We girls are like telephones. We like it when they take us everywhere and talk to us, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected !!!! Smile happy

Press 1- get oral, press 2- get standard, press 3- get petting, press 4- get nothing. Well, if you want everything, dial my number!

It’s so slippery when you squeeze it! Pink, like my body .... so tender in my hands! .... no ... this is not what you thought! This soap FA is with me in the shower!

Recipe for love: 500 gr. Of passion, 300 gr. love, add kisses and hugs to taste. The dish is ready. Note: try together in bed Smile happy

Who wants to become a millionaire ??? Can we play? QUESTION: Nobody likes you, because you 1) a snitch 2) a bore 3) a lot of dumb ... 50/50 call a friend? CALL ME I KNOW THE CORRECT ANSWER !!!

Due to network congestion, you are transferred from the MTS network to the Beeline network, the balance of funds in your account is canceled.

The battery and keyboard are exhausted. Urgently buy a new phone

They tear off the paw of the bear so that the girls would not paw, because the bear is very succinctly concerned

Once, in a cold winter cold horse, a pipiska horse froze to the fence, she lay down and kicked the horse left and the pipiska remained

Love is a disease that requires bed rest.

Your eyes are like cones of hemorrhoids ... And day and night haunt!

I don’t promise vodka, but we’ll go for a walk. Ivan Susanin

What do you walk, don’t come? But come in, don’t sit down? And you sit down, don’t go to bed, But you lie down, don’t give? And give, get up, leave, What do you go do not go ????

I drank a bottle of wine and pee went out into the field ... pressed on the back of the head - it was on football :) )))

Treat sex with humor. I didn’t get up - laughter also laughed!

Do you think Don Juan can conquer everyone? HA, what kind of childishness ?! In fact, he is simply not able to refuse anyone. SMS from girls :)

In the dean’s office I draw Vaseline on the word ENOUGH !!!

I'm sitting on the toilet, loudly poop, why eat so much and so little poop :( (

Yesterday he suppressed all his sexual desires, so much so that only a wet place remained.