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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 5]

What is it: in white laces, moos and crawls on the ground? //////////////// Answer: nazvrashsya bride

We girls are like telephones. We like it when they take us everywhere and talk to us, but if you press the wrong button, you will be disconnected !!!! Smile happy

Press 1 - you will receive oral, press 2 - you will receive standard, press 3 - you will receive petting, press 4 - you will not receive anything. Well, if you want everything, dial my number!

It is so slippery when you squeeze it! Pink, like my body .... so tender in my hands! .... no ... it's not what you thought! This FA soap is with me in the shower!

Recipe for love: 500 gr. Prasti, 300 gr. love, add kisses and hugs to taste. The dish is ready. Note: try in bed together Smile happy

Who wants to be a millionaire ??? Can we play? QUESTION: No one likes you, because you are 1) a sound engineer 2) a bore 3) you are stupid a lot ... 50/50 call a friend? CALL ME I KNOW THE RIGHT ANSWER !!!

Due to the network congestion, you are transferred from the MTS network to the Beeline network, the balance in your account is canceled.

The battery and keyboard are exhausted. Urgently buy a new phone

Torn off the bear's paw so that the girls would not touch, because the bear is very concerned about

Once cold cold ice cold winter horse pipiskoy frozen to the fence, she lay down and she kicked the horse left and pipiska stayed

Love is a disease that requires bed rest.

Your eyes are like bumps of hemorrhoids ... Day and night, they do not give rest!

I do not promise vodka, but let's go for a walk. Ivan Susanin

What do you go, do not go? And come in, do not you sit down? And you sit down, do not go to bed, And go to bed, do not give? And give, get up, leave, What do you go do not go ????

I drank a bottle of wine and pee went out into the field ... put it on the back of my head - it was on football :) ))

Treat sex with humor. I did not get up - the bainki were laughing too!

Do you think Don Juan can conquer every? HAA, what kind of childishness? !! In fact, he simply can not refuse anyone. SMS from girl :)

I paint in the dean of Vaseline the word ENOUGH !!!

I sit on the toilet loudly loudly, why do I eat so much and so little :( (

Yesterday I suppressed all my sexual desires, so much so that only a wet place remained.