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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 8]

If you drank two hundred grams, drink three hundred is a matter of honor!

I checked the truth in practice - the one who does not drink will live longer. I tried not to drink for a week - it seemed to me - I lived a year.

It was spring and the ladies smelled like freshly picked plums. The men gasped admiringly ... But they still preferred beer.

A shadow flashed on the face of his beloved And a look flashed, so usually meek The last thing I remember that day There was a black disk of a cast-iron skillet

In a terrible and dark forest often dirty, ragged, angry, tired, wandering, overgrown with a thick beard, a boy forgotten by a school excursion.

Son, come home immediately. There is a big fat belt waiting for you.

Get out of my thoughts. You interfere with work

One hundred thousand chipmunks can not be compared with you in softness and fluffiness

Call me. I forgot what your voice looks like.

I would like to meet on the need

Clouds wing touching, proudly flying defaulter, and at the bottom of it with anguish watching lenders. Call your parents, say goodbye. --Signature - your brothers

I squeeze him in my hands, he hardens, I want to move up and down, I see how good he is, he sprays white liquid. And how cool it is to milk a cow

They just radioed that the police found a dead body in the city without brains and with a small dick. call me back I'm worried about you

Dear subscriber! You won free phone sex. Turn on the vibro on the phone, after shoving it in an intimate place, we will call you back now. thank

Send this no earlier than 12 am: "Hedgehog, we are cool here hanging out! Come to us!" Ezhata

Switch your mobile phone to vibration mode, put the pager in the front pocket of your jeans, do you feel how much I love you?

Buy, please, toilet paper and come home urgently!

SEX as a mathematician: “plus bed, minus clothes, divide legs and multiply”. (Send it to the 3rd other numbers, otherwise you will not see cool sex)

As a result of scientific research, it was proved that the majority of HomoSEX..tws through SMS with the thumb of the right hand. DO NOT HANG THE FOOTBALL, YOU ARE COMING, BOY!

I don't want to be a telephone. I want to be Tamagotchi, feed me !!!!