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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 10]

I wait, and you still do not come! I wait, you drive me crazy! Numb hands, legs, body! I WAN in you so much! But there is only the door of a dream ahead! O lift when you come?

I am your little tamagochi! If you want to have sex with me! Virtually press - 1! Oral click - 2! And if it is real? Dial my number!

First I took off her skirt! Then I pulled off my blouse! Then I unbuttoned my bra! And I slowly fell to her legs! And then I took off her panties! Now I have a naked line in front of me.

Change your position! Spread your legs! Get up! Extend! More left! More right! Higher! Lower! Good! Take your time! Well, you ruined everything again!

We sat, talked ... And I already imagined how he would start kissing me, undressing ... But he only drank tea and did not leave until he ate the whole cake!

No one loves me, No one waits for me, No one will kiss, And he will not pour vodka!

He came to me one night, had my body, licked, sucked, drilled and made me feel him, and when he was satisfied, he just disappeared .. fucking mosquito!

Last night I lay in bed, looked at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon suddenly thought ... Where the fuck is my roof?

I want to tell you 3 words ...

I continue the simple movements, I attend driving lessons, and reduce the number of people

we were so tired ... we were so puffed ... we both doused ourselves, our bodies became sticky ... when we took the old sofa to the basement.

Listen to the woman and do the opposite ... and then turn her over and do as she wants.

I can not forget you, I dream of you at night, Your delicate smell, taste and color stand before your eyes. When you are not with me at my heart so sad, To live without you I can not - my native BEER !!!!!

(_ * _) This is the butt. If you do not send this SMS to 5 friends, you will find yourself in it at the session.

It is good to be an alcoholic, Like a boat on the streets to sail, And it's nice to think about What is under your fence is your house.

Everyone you take in your mouth, gently leads you back and forth, and your mouth burns in orgasm, the white liquid flows. Is it really a great find, is that your toothbrush? :) )

There is nothing better in the world than to fill a cigarette with grass! Our carpet-flowering glade, marijuana grass grows there! Smile happy

I adore cold vodka, I also love Warm! But if that vodka prevents me from studying, well, well ... let me study it!

Kuban-GSM removes 100 rubles from your account. on the development of the companies of the attacks of Ben Laden.

Sleep, my joy, go to sleep! The lights went out in the morgue, the corpses are lying on the shelves, the flies are circling above them! Sleep, my joy, go to sleep ..... if you don't want complications !!!! Smile happy