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Superfix for memorizing irregular verbs

Cуперстих для запоминания неправильных глаголов

Alexander Pyltsyn, a writer and teacher back in 1994, wrote an excellent verse, using almost all English irregular verbs in one piece.

Invites everyone who has not yet learned irregular verbs to start learning right now.

I'm a throw-threw-thrown brick, (throw)
It is in the fly-flew-flown window, (fly)
Me uncle catch-caught-caught, (catch)
To mom and dad bring-brought-brought. (drive)
Until now, I am surprised -
Fling-flung-flung where is he from? (leap out)
Cling-clung-clung by the collar, (cling)
Oh, and the bad old man!
I, of course, say-said-said, (speak)
That the neighbor broke the window,
He did not hear-heard-heard, (hear)
How to execution leads me.
I feel-felt-felt (feel)
And I was ready to kneel-knelt-knelt ... (kneel down)
Oh, and hit me hard -
Cost-cost-cost glass is a lot !!! (cost)

Dumbhead with a Scoundrel all day
Together they played “rubbish”.
"I win-won won." - said Bolvan, (win)
You lose-lost-lost, said the scoundrel! (lose)
Fighters fight-fought-fought
Nobody will breed them
Already both weep-wept-wept (cry, whimper)
Sleep-slept-slept teacher

I'm at the buy-bought-bought buffet
Crack sandwich
For him, I pay-paid paid, (pay)
In class in a lay-laid-laid desk
And not at all think-thought-thought, (to think)
That his neighbor will die.
And now I am very sad -
Smell-smelt-smelt it is very tasty! (smell)
Paul broom sweep-swept-swept, (sweep)
The house is kept-kept (keep) in order
Learn-learnnt-learnt I will diligently (learn)
Sew-sewed-sewn and wash the dishes (sew)
Shine-shone-shone all around - (shine, shine)
My spouse will be happy.
Everyone should know-knew-known, (know)
What ever grow-grown-grown. (grow, grow)
So let's dream-dreamt-dreamt (dream)
Get married without problems!

Drink-drank-drunk terribly much (to drink)
Our neighbor Uncle Gogh.
He forget-forgot-forgotten
About family and about work
And, of course, have-had-had (have)
He has a terrible lot of trouble.
He is do-did-done, (do)
When was dead drunk !!!
Creep-crept-crept, (crawl)
As a child weep-wept-wept. (cry)
Very many hurt-hurt-hurt (to harm)
Uncle Goga is a fussy.
With the fight-fought-fought house manager (fight)
Threatened to shoot-shot-shot. (shoot)
His friend - Grishka
Strike-struck-struck on the nose with a book. (strike)
Nose, of course swell-swelled-swollen - (swell)
A friend was very unhappy.
Freeze-froze-frozen in the freezer (freeze)
My cat Murzilka,
And once break-broke-broken
Our house has eight windows.
Declared war on the family
Bind-bound-bound his wife. (link)
Draw-drew-drawn in the son's notebook (draw)
Indecent picture.
From his wife and children
Hide-hid-hidden in the toilet. (hide)
Hearing a terrible spread-spread-spread (spread)
As if - a rogue our neighbor.
Anonymous send-sent-sent, (send)
Like, steal-stole-stolen it is cement. (steal)
He took from the balcony for fashion
Spit-spat-spat on pedestrians. (spit)
Lean-leant-leant over the railing (bend down)
And laughs like a gorilla!
Well, in the end, fall-fell-fallen (fall)
Right from this balcony.
Write-wrote-written on the wall, (write)
Ride-rode-ridden on an elephant, (ride)
And besides, in the zoo
Be-was-been in lions in the fence. (be)
Seek-sought-sought something out there (search)
For a snack under a hundred grams.
And recently bite-bit-bitten (bite)
At the door aunt Vita.
Grandfather and grandmother find-found-found (to find)
Dog breed Basset Hound.
Very close to old men
Dog become-became-become. (become)
Give-gave-grandfather to him (to give)
Dear basturma -
It is necessary to feed-fed-fed dog feed
Something delicious for lunch.
Sami fat and meatballs
Old men do not let-let-let. (let)
Before grandmother sit-sat-sat, (sit)
Knit-knit-knit yourself a jacket, (knit)
And now her grandfather orders
This is quit-quit-quit; (throw, stop)
Today grandmother and grandfather
The life of another lead-led-led: (lead)
Grandfather dozing in the bath,
Grandmother dwell-dwelt-dwelt in the closet, (dwell)
Dog in bed lie-lay-lain, (lie down)
As the emir of the country of Bahrain

The treasure was looking for one crank,
Whole month dig-dug-dug, (dig)
Find-found-found, charter completely, (find)
Metal casket!
And, of course, think-thought-thought, (think)
What a rich heal.
He is so passionately strive-strove-striven (strive)
All have and thrive-throve-thriven! (prosper)
Take-took-taken he ax
And he pulled the constipation from the chest ...
Before you open
Go-went-gone sleep home. (go)
And all night in a dream eccentric
Drive-drove-driven Cadillac, (led)
Eat-ate-eaten pineapples (eat)
And smoked sausages
Fly-flew-flown behind the clouds, (fly)
Hold-held-held your treasure with your hands, (hold)
Spend-spent money spent on the wind (spend)
Build-built built yourself hacienda ... (build)
And when he wake-woke-woken, (wake up)
That not a word speak-spoke-spoken (to speak)
(after all the minutes are numbered)
Leave-left-left your pants, (leave, forget)
Run-ran-run at full speed, (run)
Find-found-found only ... your ax! (find)

Look, slingshot Balamut
In your pocket put-put-put (put)
And begin-began-begun (begin)
Hooligan hooligan!
He pillow cut-cut-cut, (cut)
Brother in the bathroom shut-shut-shut, (close)
All newspapers light-lit-lit, (set on fire)
Dog hit-hit-hit, (beat)
He is the neighbor of the ring-rang-rung (ring)
And, of course, run-ran-run. (run)
He was not at all think-thought-thought, (to think)
That the police will come.

Once in a nightmare
I am hung-hung-hung on the wall, (hang)
And another time see-saw-seen, (see)
Like I drank kerosene!
What nonsense do I dream at night
Then I fly-flew-flown, like a bird, (fly)
Then I swim-swam-swum in the fountain, (swim)
Lie-lay-lain dressed in the bath, (lying)
That is our teacher
Teach-taught-taught to cook porridge! (to train)
That neighbor-aunt Glushu
Make-made-made to drink curdled milk! (force)
And today be-was-been (be)
Just shaped nerd:
Steal-stole-stolen drum, (steal)
Beat-beat-beaten, like a shaman! (pound)
You won't believe me
But once I am in a dream
Speak-spoke-spoken with Stallone? (speak)
Sing-sang-sung together with Madonna. (sing)
And with actress Sharon Stone
Leap-leapt-leapt, like a clown! (gallop)
Tell-told-told about this mom - (tell)
Mama burst-burst-burst tears. (break out)
Ukrainian Prime Minister
Sell-sold-sold wagon plywood! (sell)
Judy Foster - to me she
Weave-wove-woven linen scarf. (weave)
What is all this mean-meant-meant, (mean)
How does all this understand,
Understood and understood
What is behind this stand-stood? (stand)
Only once was a dream - like a dream:
I get-got-gotten a million! (receive)