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Dummy Director, Beginner's Guide

 My name is V, I do not offend the weak, and also for no reason I do not offend the strong and still live good for everyone, forgive insults but not the same as described below.
 The beginning of my working career began with a computer club, where I earned my first money after school.  And here began communication with people of different layers.  Ordinary, "majors" who were already driving a new Honda at that time, and this is 2001, and drug addicts, they could normally communicate with them without going into their business.  "Computer boom" is the time when computers began to appear in every family.  I decided that something needs to be changed and went to work on a construction site, there are a little more earnings, I could even save about 10-15 UAH.  per month (not much, but something).  The construction is very difficult and not very grateful work.  But this work made it possible to see the "world of the builder" from the inside, experience!  I want to note that not all builders drink alcohol (I am one of them).
 Fortunately, I saw an announcement about the recruitment of managers in a computer store.  He came for an interview, talked to the deputy director, who in turn recommended me to take a month with a trial period.  Since I already gained experience in communicating with people at previous jobs, everything turned out fine with me and was taken to a permanent place.  Sales increased every month for this, some people disliked me (well, and of this, it was still nice to talk with them, get experience).  I tried to collect computers myself so that people would always be happy, many people came to me.  Someone on the advice of acquaintances, friends, relatives, etc.  A new manager came who did not want to ride his Skoda Fabia, but wanted to quickly buy a Skoda Octavia.  And he began his "work", even if you just stood near a new class of computer in the absence of a client and any kind of work, you were fined.  So I withstood 2 months, with the dismissal of the chief accountant.  Upon learning this, she said that the owners will figure it out, stay, we’ll fix everything.

 But I need to move on.

 July 2004  Public service, that’s what I need, I thought.  Career growth and this is important!  Competition, interviews, test lines 1 month (free), oath.  Now I am a specialist in the first category.  Then communication with the team!  The chief fully introduced the course of work.  I really liked the work (communication, there is no uniformity), one could only dream about it, so what, that the salary is clean on hand 205 hryvnias.  But the team "bomb" and career growth!
 Then work: chief specialist, deputy head of department;
 a family;
 chief specialist (central authority).

 Family - the search for a better paid job (unfortunately I do not have connections that give career growth).

 And finally, a private acquaintance’s company opens, sort of with prospects and a good salary.  A month, the second without employment and “salary” (received 2150, began to receive 2500 minus depreciation of the car, and that about 2000-2100, of course, hryvnia, it seems like not a salary as it unofficially worked).  (This is our problem, all taxes are levied on civil servants, and as luck will be with private firms)!
 The director of the company on which I was registered because he could not apply for my work (or maybe he didn’t want to formalize me because I had to pay taxes), he suggested that I be registered with another company of his acquaintances, and even from the office.  a salary of 4,000 UAH., what else is needed, I thought (labor, the salary is super).  After clarifying whether everything is in order with such an offer, I was assured "everything is in order, I would not offer you"!  Believed - a fool.
 And so this whole gimmick raced with a fictitious director.

 All people cheat, but someone in the details, and someone in a big way and their friends, friends, relatives.

 What is happening does not suit, I quit my acquaintance’s company (and what to quit, I’m not registered on it).  He came up, “I'm quitting,” “well,” said a friend.
 I - "I also ask you to dismiss me from the company where I am listed as a director, but I do not receive a salary and is still not registered for work, acquaintance 1 and acquaintances of acquaintance 1 and 2" ask me (if they refuse, they will not fire me ) to sign the last document and only after that I will be fired (but it happened, only in words), I was officially fired much later, namely after 7 months.

 I- "who set me up like this," friend 1 - "I don’t know," friend 2 - is generally silent.  Shock.
 Outgoing calls: acquaintance 1, acquaintance 2, acquaintances of acquaintances 1 and 2 - someone “moves out”, someone simply does not pick up or hang up.  (But they forgot that I kept 90% of correspondence with them (with their names and numbers) on e-mail and on the phone in the form of SMS, as well as all incoming and outgoing calls)!

 Incoming calls: tax investigators who do not care what is there and how (indiscriminately make the team of Azarov - "FAS"), an intelligent inspector who understands and begins to understand the situation.

 Quarrel with parents, wife and everything that comes up.

 And now ... nothing ... So far nothing.  Then there may be a pre-trial detention center, prison ... The end of a career and personal life ...

 For the first time in my life, I felt like a “sucker,” that’s where trust and kindness to people come out!