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24 facts about vodka
1. Vodka is the purest drink in the world.
2. Vodka 40% consists of alcohol and 60% water.
3. A liter of vodka weighs exactly 953 grams.
4. 100 grams. Vodka contains 235 kcal.
5. Bezalkolnoy vodka does not happen.
6. The prototype of vodka (Aqua Vita) was brought to Russia by the Italians in 1429.
7. First a drinking establishment was opened in Moscow in 1533.
8. During the reign of Catherine II in 1775 was considered the most elite vodka drink in the world.
9. Until 1885 vodka was sold on tap only pails (12.3 liters).
10. January 31, 1865 Mendeleev defended his doctoral thesis "On the connection of alcohol with water."
11. The standard for vodka was introduced in 1894-1896.
12. Branded vodka bottle ( "Moscow Special") was patented in 1894.
13. Resolution of the State Defense Committee No 56200 of the famous "front hundred grams" was adopted August 22, 1941.
14. The state monopoly on vodka in Russia was introduced and canceled several times.
15. The better emptied vodka, the more toxic it is.
16. Vodka faster than other alcoholic drinks is alcohol dependence.
17. Vodka toxic cognac and whiskey in some respects.
18. 50 grams. vodka sharpen thinking abilities in half an hour after administration.
19. The same 50 grams. blunt response and precision movements.
20. Vodka does not warm.
21. A bottle of vodka in the morning reduces the working day of 8 hours.
22. Russian vodka - the best drink!
23. The vodka museum exists in St. Petersburg, Horse Guards br d. 5
24. The shelf life of vodka - 12 months.
LIST LIVE profession because of professions DK 003-95-UKRAINE (with comments)
Agronomist airport (nA hpena ??)
Apparatus wet classification (Mokrushnikov, so ...)
Apparatus for nasasyvaniyu diaphragms (nasosetsya used to diaphragms, and on the side ...)
Apparatus ball mills (smoked like smoke!)
Actor funeral services (poor Yorick ...)
Begunschik mixing runners (LSD. Definitely!)
Brigadier court molds (molds ... sounds!)
Varschik shubnogo flap (raw fur coats do not eat!)
Mounted blast furnace (in cloak with sword unsheathed)
Vzdymschik (useful profession)
Gibschik pipes (without in any way)
Chief Brandy master (a very, very worthy of the profession)
Chief dressing (Well! These even know by name)
Chief specialist on conservation techniques of television programs (much!)
Davilschik (vzdymschika sidekick, not otherwise)
The duty to integrate (and all of you of the WTO, NATO, EU ...)
Delilschik lace (right! And then someone one all to yourself zahapat!)
The demonstrator plastic poses (sounds good)
Dolbezhnik (to davilschiku and vzdymschiku!)
Milker (I do not)
Zavivalschik spirals (somebody should ...)
Clicker black (this is the scope of! And what do you do with it?)
Loader grinding bodies (Che are you talking about ?!)
Zalivschik voice slats (I know of, especially on Saturdays)
Zubopolirovschik part of the watch (did not understand, but it sounds a lot)
Manufacturer toothpicks (very rare profession, I think)
Manufacturer matrix layouts (Wake up, Neo!)
Lesopatolog engineer (mechanic-gynecologist smokes nervously in the hallway)
Inspector for the execution of orders (for Bazaar answer!)
Tester of paper bags (in the plane, probably)
Tester current sources (Aw, damn it! Tok beats!)
rings Tester (And one omnipotent - Lord of Mordor)
Calculator (do not believe it, consider!)
The conductor (but often-often)
Koksoochistitel and Koksorazgruzchik (say Drugs "Sometimes")
Emergency Commissioner (just in case ...)
Krugovorotchik (to vzdymschiku!)
Varnisher globes (unique profession! How it universal peace of mind!)
Hatches (the house has been a long time, this one now ...)
Forest Master (simple and tasteful)
The driver pumping station for pumping working fluid in the reservoir (Sorry agent something ...)
The driver of the refrigerator (long distance?)
Washer wet waste (really, why the dirty wet waste thrown away ?!)
Assembly of positive and negative installer (similar, not only smoking ...)
Mechanic mechanical shovels (...)
Navivalschik bases (this is something mythological)
Namazchik matchboxes (what, I wonder?)
Filling devices liquids (sensible!)
Head trainer (but some!)
Obkatchik cranberries (Cranberry. Checked. Run-in.)
Cutter body material (it would seem, what does Judaism? ...)
the main control panel operator (like this here. Megalomania, however)
stand operator by harping on keyboard instruments (cards on the strip)
Oprokidchik (sometimes drunk ...)
The organizer of the ritual (or want to call a hell demon - is to it!)
Sailboat (and I thought that this ship ...)
Portsionist lao-cha (mysteriously ...)
The Messenger (sent accurately and address)
Prigotovitel milkshakes (pacified profession)
Manufacturer of work (he works alone)
Railroad worker at the lake (and a fisherman on the railroad)
Breeders (raspuschik) Hala (desired profession)
Razdirschik packages (this is from the evil with evil)
Razrisovschik wallpaper (funny must have a profession)
Raspravschik (usually appears after oprokidchika and davilschika)
Electronic and tailings (without it anywhere!)
Sister medical diet (good for your health!)
Locksmith test (I wonder what percentage of mortality?)
Slivschik-filler (Yin-Yang)
Compiled by a mixture of cream cheese (a very responsible position)
Archer (I)
Dryer boards (dream ...)
The tenant of rubber products (and you shoot them even themselves? In vain!)
Technician purebred (especially regarding the South African tribes)
Travilschik glass with hydrofluoric acid (some specifics. But why? ...)
Hardener components (so as not to fall apart!)
Scientific Secretary (able to give a paw)
Cleaner facial pelt (works in conjunction with the clicker mobile)
The Reader (inspires!)
Stamp feet (a pen ?? and the rest of the body?)
Underground electrician (terrible beast!)
AGAIN ON THE IDIOTS OF EDUCATION
It all started with the fact that 7-8 years ago in a school experiment was carried out on the implementation of the assessment system in the American style. That is to say, on points - A, B, C, D, E, F. Where A matched the highest score, well, F - the lowest. And in the process of debriefing after the next test, uch itelnitsa comfort of detached reverie provides: "If you're just going to answer in the exam, you will receive an E score." In the resulting silence distributes only one hesitant voice from the back row, "Are you threatening us?"

DO NOT FORGET TO TRANSLATE ARROWS!
Darwin Award Winner
September 5, 1999. Jerusalem.
The winners of the Darwinian rightly Prize, Palestinian terrorists have been recognized. They either do not know or have forgotten that in the Palestinian territories have already switched to summer time, and officially in Israel postponed the move until the end of the Jewish religious holiday. Therefore, the timers on the bombs placed in the Palestinian territory Palestine time, and delivered the bomb to the places of the attacks on the Jewish territory on the Jewish. The result is exactly at 17:30 on Sunday, two bombs exploded simultaneously in different cities, razed to the ground with three cars teroristov inside.

PLANS.
3 years. Grow and strongly hit Vitalka Serebryakov from my group. What he was lying, that he was stronger than my folder? 4 years. Find the street a hundred rubles and buy a popsicle, German designer and a car with pedals as a neighbor Arturchik. I'll ride it in front of house, let all the envy. 5 years. Grow big, big daddy. Grow a mustache to learn how to smoke and shoot in the dash, to marry my mother. 6 years. Do not walk in the garden. Go to school. There's no quiet hours and milk soup at lunch. 7 years. Do not go to school. Crazy 10 years of such horror? Well it's longer hours it my whole previous life of 8 years. To serve in the military. Sabre, a horse, a gun Yes, I order this for 9 years. Move to live in Sochi and Gagra. Well it's better than every year to ride for one week. Or at least in Moscow, there is also good. He wanted to go to the CUM, he wanted the mausoleum or at least on an escalator in the metro ride. 10 years. Become a Musketeer. It is time-time to rejoice, and all that. Everything in front of me: my grandmother's straw hat, mother's shawl instead musketeer cape and sword from the skewers with a plastic cover on it caproic 11 years. Was the most powerful in the school or even in the classroom. First thrash Serebryakov. Nafig he get covered in mud, my portfolio, my spare shoes and the most in my brand new jacket bolonevoy? My mother would kill me (((12 years. Become a pirate. Rhea and bramsails, louis and piastres, treasures and parrots Oh, sorry, did not know how to swim 13 years. Being famous, even a very well-known. Most likely a poet. My poem for March 8 killed on the spot the teacher and mother. Classmates looking at me suspiciously, ancestors bravely preparing for the role of the genius of the parents. 14. learned about karate. There take, I heard, regardless of growth. 15. Grow up. why I fizre stand third increase since the end? Even behind all girls 16 years. Start shaving. at gray already vooot such bristles, Igor almost a year shaves, and I have no-th-th ((((17 years of age. to do at least somewhere. Although well say no will do, I'll go into the army, come back a hero, paratrooper, 3.14zdyuley betray all those who had promised. Vitalka heard? Are you on the list first. 18. Sleeping with the least kem-nibud. classmates, if they believe already fucked all city ​​and set to the suburbs, and I only hope to obschezhitskuyu booze after completing the course. If you're not lucky as I will show in the eyes of his friends? 19 years. It was good to be a rock musician As Gillan or Choi. Long hair, I'm in the spotlight, in the hands of the bass and raging devoch ki the fans near the stage. Teeeeks, calmer, ladies, do not crowd! Writing to blow only through my producer! 20 years. Become at least someone. The third decade exchanged, and no century novel is not written, neither the army did not command, nor Miss Universe not slept for 21 years. Oh, my mother just would not marry herself to blame because, he said: << I thought the days, do not worry >>. And now whines and does not know what to do What then nafig state examination and diploma? (((For 22 years. To earn a hundred million rubles, to pay debts, to buy his son a normal bed and overalls, the wife of a leather jacket, currently three volumes of Borges, computer and jeans. '23 . Rent an apartment. Or the room. All in all, to move out of this area indelible toilets, dirty stairwells and vykruchennyh bulbs in the hallways for 24 years. Snatch post of head of department So which of Sasha Head? Drunk, womanizer, muddle illiterate, even computer vklyuchitvyklyuchit can not without my help. at last corporate drunk so drunk that smashed her head a brand new Romanian toilet in the outhouse and though he But he's press secretary Big uncle, and I pull the work of the whole department of thanks and an annual letter to the professional holiday of 25 years . to go to the sea. Or the mountains. Or to the tundra and taiga. in general, where there is no work, wife and parents. 26 years old. Fuck with a brand new work. << 23-year-divorced-dyed-blonde grud- foot-and-zashib >>. I would give an annual bonus and 3 fingers on his left hand, just to be with her tete-a-tete in a stuck elevator. 27 years. Get a second degree, economic, or even legal. B esslovo, this education will have to get serious and without schlock. Sessions will take early, only good << >> and << >> great to sit in the library, in time to take control and course, know all of the teacher in the face and by name 28 years. Earn, to draw, to find on the street or steal somewhere 432 thousand. Dollars. 2 thousand. Wife, let afford to buy what they want from the belongings and leave you alone at last, 20 th. Gostinka find to fight with furniture, 10 th. To repair the house parents in their village and spend the gas, the rest zanykat under the sofa for small expenses. 29 years. Kill all the work and do not get over it criminal punishment. Or at least get rid of the small fine. Bastards! I can not see you, nich of identity and stupid! 30 years. Plant a tree, such as cherry or pear, and here currants and strawberries. Here, at the villa gates, smash flower bed, and then you can make a cool bench and fountain. You can sit in the evenings and enjoy the sunset. Damn, how many are there weeds for 31 years. Again, start writing. I found when moving drafts of the novel, I started about 6-7 years ago. Damn, is that I wrote? Hmm, fresh, bright, naive, but not super. Roman will come of it, but the story can be 3-4 shear, later'll get closer to the release .. 32 years. Grow up, learn to climb the ladder steps gradually, rather than skipping. Stop respond to the name with no middle name, business card book << >> Head of Department. Well, that such that the slave I have only one, and the old fart, distributed here employment center? Buy finally a new normal tube, not a cheap telefonchik who get ashamed in front of strangers. Take their figure rather puztsom From April'll start going to the gym. Superfluous kg sleeves at once, and on pozyrit aunts, writhing in the gym .. 33 years. Quickly rethink past life, make adjustments and start to live a full creative life, to become self-confident and successful Hmm, here tomorrow and start
Several reviews of The Master and Margarita << >>.
Das ist first.
Hope CAG quadrupeds, the last to die. And it happened. Nadia, Nadia, Nadia Kag zhy tag? Why did this happen? First, Vera, then Lyuba And now you yesterday immediately after the transfer of << Good night, kids >> died fucking.
Last week I was waiting for this event. That event, because for the last fifteen years in the Russian cinema Events had no dick. Was Zhuva PFA, stories about gangsters and crazy loot holyavu, polushikarnaya (if in makeup) Shmarev Samokhina, which can, of course, a couple of times on the mattress, but only after shelf vodka, mustachioed << >> Ensign, aka < <babnig >> aka << >> adventurer, he also let any garbage, shorter Pankratov-Black, simulated to disgust blond with Armenian surname Kharatyan and other shloeben.
Until yesterday evening, I hoped that I finally have a real chuvag who ventured to make a real movie. Especially because Bortko already had the experience of creating a really strong work. And in lavandos it was not cramped.
Dick there. There was Keane.
Okay, poebat the lyrics. Let us return to our sheep, fuck. Just I want to warn you that I did not film critic, so professional terms, such as makeup << >>, << extras >> << >> << voice went into the trailer, poebёmsya >> makeup >> I'm not going to operate. I will express my opinion in your own words. So, we begin!
The only thing that could not spoil the name of the film. Apparently, it was directed by fucking some very heavy task that he and no dick is not mastered. Bravo fucking sugar eat. Everything else is just full of fucking. Naturally.
In short, the points. (Point of skotstva << >> in the plot rasmatrivatstso not wake!)
Voland. Ebana mouth, Woland is the key figure! On Woland entire novel is based! And fuck? And Che, fucking Basilashvili this Woland? This master of the world and the underworld?
Nahua his Estonian accent? Can you imagine what will happen with the Estonians when three years later after watching the show, they still come to the view that Satan is born of a Parnu fucking. They'll ohueyut with joy. And demand from the IMF holyavnyh loans with INSTANT issue for five years, fuck no less! Otherwise, in case of failure, perhaps famous countryman and fucked IMF. Burn him fucking MVeFu in hell fire. Mister Basilashvili - in the book Woland was very lively conversation with the writers. Emotionally. And you, esteemed, apparently recently made a facelift, and the vocal cords.
And the story of the execution of Yeshua Nahuas you started telling bump tone? You Che, fucking the arrow drifts in noture? Pontius Pilate. Shit, everything could have imagined, but that would be the procurator of Judea, warrior, kills himself and is sent to the Smer thousands and thousands of people's lives turned puny grandfather, who did not even really the voice of a raise can not. And that is written in the Fizeau << Hochish kanfetku, granddaughters? Schya pakushaim gruel and go in paaark >>. This is the killer of Christ? Yes ebanutstso can fuck. Oh, Mr. Lavrov, Mr. Lavrov Nahuas Well, you needed it? Fuck, I do not pull you to the executioner does not pull.
Yeshua. And here is a pleasant surprise. I ahue. I did not expect to be able to Bezrukov Yeshua. And he could. All performed. Perfectly simple. This is really to the point! God bless you, Seryoga. Sweet Voland. Mr. Abdul - Nahuas once again show the Russian people that you are already old? Well, fuck, I do not get you out of Bassoon. Do not you buffoon. You fucking even ernichat postural << >> potato Pope. You fucking anyone - womanizer, authority, swindler but in no case do not master ёbanarot on zapadlo. In the pussy you then.
Hippo. It seems that Black Hobbit alive and well. On it pulled kauyu the greasy skin, in which it is worn with a whisper on the parquet floor in apartment 50.
I hueyu, you've seen the realties stomping a cat?
Dick knows, but for the sake of the film is so with the presence of modern computer technology, and could try. If they themselves do not have enough brains, they would be thrown on the noose system area, << Comrades, fuck HELP! pamagite noresovad kata! >> would find the master, for no dick would do zaebenili.
And blyayayat Pankratov-Black. Now that's the most fucked nelechimy. P-CH -Lihodeev. Patstulam of idiocy Chief casting. Ebanushka fucking with a rattle. Likhodeev, holёny playboy, womanizer and madcap This shit Pankratov-Black? Yes? Yes, it fucking does not seem such The person hours. Shnyrov fucking full of. << >> Variety steer nofelet not look. Do not confuse the genres in the fucking mouth. All fuck at this point there is nothing more to say. As, however over Rome. It Oleynikov financial bigwig, a hardened thief and wheeler-dealer? Mr. Bortko, yes you ebanulsya. About Spotlight pitcher fucking. Two or three times. Writers Shit, one and the same problem. The problem primarily in aktё tures. And in their second game. Galkin straight fucking staraetstso. From bending over backwards huyase such suit time in his life falls And eventually turned homeless fuck some simulated. Well noture, every movement, every word straight fucking game to the public and fucked.
But Berlioz, I think would look more impressive, yes. Still, a highly educated man, chairman Massolit and hairstyle should be neat and more serious wear. And Chairman zhiltovarischestva fucking. Washing it under a tram naebnulsya. There fuck and the road.
Unpleasant. Yes, I understand, impoverished Russian cinema masters aktё ramie. But fuck, Nahuas then director? He Che, shit does not see, Th for the garbage to be created? He Che, fucking case, does not know what he come from? It's The Master and Margarita! This Bulgakov. And not serialcheg for housewives. And unfortunately, it serialcheg and turned.
This here, is not fucking happy first impression.
It's a pity.

And second.
<< - A Do not wipe us, comrades, our ma at Villa Shakespeare? And that, and zamahnemsya! ... >> Juli us, the truth is that!
Well sights. It's me, of course, about the latest screen version of our classic, real, no nonsense, by the way. About Michal Afanasiitch Bulgakov, of blessed memory. About << >> The Master and Margarita
Here, slabat filmets. Pre-trumpeted straight expect events like this with a capital Se. Judging by the cod advertising, invested not weak. Well, HF EPA night (Dec. 19) kerf. I sit, I stick. Thus, the entire film is not advertising. It is good that, on Hryunov, vnushaet! But the rest! Mommy! ... How smart people say, the devil is in the details. Here with details and beg him. So, here they are at the Ponds, Berlioz and Homeless. We went to the stall.
That's right, there are only orange << >>. But then in the book ...: << Orange immediately gave rich foam >> why actually homeless and started to hiccup. Where foam ???
So, we go further in the text. Woland appears in the alley. Before you talk with the brothers in the literature, he passed the << and suddenly sat down in two
>> steps from them. He sat and listened, and then approached. Where is it shown?
Further. Voland finished his story about when Pilate, eh? << When the sun early scarlet go under the house for at Patriarch >>. But not then, as in the movie, what the crowd of proletarians with guitars walk under the lights in the twilight. And, by the way, in the text, is the alley side at the Ponds, where sit Woland Berlioz and Homeless still empty. Compare the, comrades, reconciliation at!
Now the scene in Herod's palace. Morning. Pilate, with severe headache goes to the gallery. << Most Procurator hated the smell of roses >>. This odor and pursues him. Naturally, the case when the aching head to sniff the dirtiest, the type of roses is not a fountain. And the smell of roses is pulling out of the garden, ponasadili ancient Jews, you know! Garden where filmmakers-chmoshniki? From roses some bears?
<< Most procurator wanted to put the voice of a jet fountain and freeze >> Fountain where the zamylili Herod?
<< I do not know where in London, does not happen, but we have a building manager friend of man!
>> Here I am, too, of course, did not happen in the ancient Yershalaim, that's not happened once, and all ancient Rome did not work, but for simplicity I think were not then tyazhelyuschie armor, in a non-combat, as they say, setting. Even the procurators and even in the morning, and even more so with the splitting head. That does not go as our battle scholar minister president in the Kremlin in a helmet, and the mask does not carry with them constantly so that the procurator of the smarter our minister will, at least three languages
He knows Latin, Aramaic, Greek. Maybe others know, but in a novel that is not said. For example, Come ask any of our modern zhopogolovogo lampasnika with ryahoy which languages ​​knows except Russian obscene? Eh?
But to the point. Came Caiaphas. And Pilate washes his hands with him. Fuck them to wash it? Right now! Is he in the guano before this tinkering? A, clear! Well this is us so blunt hint! << I wash my hands! >> Thin such a hint, like a log Ilya cha on Lenin's work day. And wash it in a cup of what? ... With rose petals! I think when his love for the smell of the rose, he would have a cup of this servant who submitted it to the right place would be able to push! Yes, and thank you for the most << >>!
It's all the little things? Do not tell me, comrades! If the wizard, the creator, has written a novel, if you count the right to draw and recreate exactly what he painted if it is a picture of the world he shows us if it is novel, classics and canon of such lines mean change at any otsebyatitu-othuyatinu can change, but do not count, it Bulgakov. And write in the credits based on Bulgakov, or there, folk tales about a Bun and Herod.
Trivia and nevpizdushnyh except tueva hucha. And as they say: spizdel for detail and who do you believe in a major? And this is the beginning of the current-current review. And in addition to the details there is a pair of words. I began a taste, and then punctures in tknu serious.
But as long break for it. Morning, comrades, six hours on December 20 night ends. A continuation will be. PS. This is my debut retsenzentsky. It hurts not hurt! ...
I continue my other zabem dick on the details and the little things. Let's go up to the next level. And the creators and vtykateli udaffa together talking about the actors failed. Right or wrong? It is important to note that the list unsuitable for their opinion to a specific role for everybody. I wonder why? Fucking casting? Pohuizm filmmakers produserov? Set on loud (former!) Names? All this is true. But this is a consequence! And the reason is not in a particular actor. Actors are playing the wrong people have! Let me explain. This does not mean that the transplanted Basilashvili not portray Voland and Pilate, or let Abdulov role Azazello all sheaf. No!
More specifically? Please three examples.
The procurator, << on the face which tells the Roman power >>, one that should provide a constant tension iron reins of the Center for Peace (<< All roads lead to Rome >> wildly for the troubled province, spread fear and inevitability of Rome retaliation for any local izeb it who? that's the old uncle, podvolakivayuschy legs? it Horseman golden spear? the real warrior and administrator rather strong (weak would be devoured in an instant, and the Jews were Jews, but also uncivilized two thousand years ago)?
No, comrades, do not believe >> << (Stanislavsky)! The authority on the rest, perhaps, or there is a former second secretary of the regional soviet times or a retired ambassador believe it is possible. There is not even the age, not the health He is not H UVSTVUET themselves in the right manner. It is not internally Pontius Pilate! All point of the.

The following example.
Known trick the Devil submit that there is no devil. Well, the purpose of the Prince of Darkness? Zapoluchat souls. Say lohotronschiki on the market do not cry that you want to warm up, but rather kindly invite and promise a pleasant one.
Lord of the Underworld MUST be attractive. Он НЕ может НЕ нравиться женщинам, НЕ может НЕ привлекать мужчин. Понятно почему - любой попадающий в поле его внимания, его, скажем так, потенциальный клиент. Мысль ясна? Ну-ка, втыкатели, приложите к себе.
Вот, он перед нами в фильме, как бы, Воланд. Спроси себя, он тебе симпатич ен, ты бы хотел быть похожим на него? Спроси свою пелотку, нравится ли он ей как мужчина? Вот-вот!.. А бездна преисподней притягивает, и не может не притягивать, как любая бездна, если смотреть сверху Повелитель Ночи не старый надутый раскормленный индюк, трясущий брылями. А увидев Басилашвили в сцене на Патриарших, кого представляешь? Ну да, типовой банкир, вот прогулялся, сядет в мерин, поедет обедать Словом, сериал <<Подбитый фонарь бригады>> И в романе это губительное притяжение к Воланду показано очень четко, на всех, от Берлиоза до Мастера. Вот только к фильму это никаким концом Ну и, конечно, Иешуа.
<<Бродячий философ>> и Сын Человеческий. Бездомный, побеседовав с которым, люди бросают деньги на дорогу и навсегда уходят из дома вслед за ним, в никуда, в неизвестность. Преступник, которого пытается спасти сам прокуратор, забыв про все, даже про долг. Заметим, увидев его в первый и последний раз. Сознательно идущий на смерть как человек, Сын Божий. Прервемся Да. Бездонная тема. Но где, каким краешком виден хоть отблеск божественности в фильме? Где хоть тень харизмы Иешуа-человека?
Не согласны со мной? Вам нравится этот <<Иешуа>>? Тогда назовите меня ослом и закройте эту страницу. Можете возразить, камрады. Действительно, как показать, чтобы хоть в эту минуту фильма поверить вот он, Сын Человеческий.
Как актеру мысленным шепотом сказать самому себе <<Я - Сын Творца>>? Как представить это себе хоть в миллионную долю? Как это сыграть? Каким актером? I do not know. И не хочу знать. Знаю одно. Хочешь, чтобы к твоему крео относились по взрослому, как к искусству сделай его таким.
<<Не можешь любить сиди и дружи!>>Не можешь играть, нет таланта не играй! Не можешь поставить <<Мастера >> по высшему, предельному разряду, как его только и мыслимо ставить не ставь. И ни ебёт! Не можешь показать актерам, КОГО и КАК им нужно играть, иди в песду. Выгони всех нах, возьми других. Не можешь выгнать выпей йаду или займись чем другим. Режиссируй какой-нибудь вечерний <<Голод в доме-18>>, или утренний <<У вас пока все дома>>. Сегодня напоследок о забавном. Уродская волосяная кукла, аки покемон, под именем кота Бегемота легко выдает реальный уровень режиссеро-продюссеров. Не поленился, посчитал в конечных титрах количество всяких анимационно-крехуяционных студий. Пять, ноздря к ноздре! А правильно, и нехуй! У покемона на жопе, небось, надпись: <<Интел внутре, форева!>> Но есть у фильма еще одна, незамеченная многими, сторона. Какая? Если интересно в следующей раз, в последней, безпесды, части. PS Не знаю, обратили ли вы внимание на одну прикольную веСЧь - ни в одной из этих достаточно детальных рецензий нет НИ СЛОВА об Маргарите.
Знать, зацепила зрителя Анна Ковальчук...
Али нет?
Чертовщина кака-то... Опять, да?
Круто, Анюта!