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GOST 21054BR03 / ED



A toy set for older children of delirious age, “JUNIOR BREDIC”, hereinafter referred to as the “set”, is intended for settling life accounts (suicide) in case of loss of honor, male (female) dignity, in a state of hopelessness, insanity, there is nothing to do, or in any combination of the above conditions. Before using the kit, carefully read the instructions for use.
ATTENTION! The manufacturer is not liable for possible deplorable and / or sad consequences if the toy is used for other purposes and / or in violation of the instruction manual.


When purchasing a kit, ask for a completeness check!

The kit includes:

- Hemp rope * TU431218EB 3.5 m.
- Laundry soap ТУ586498ЬЫ 1 remnant
- Razor blade rust GOST325496X-UI 1 pc.
- Ampoule (5 ml.) With GOST8BL5-I potassium cyanide 1 pc.
- Sleeping pills cachet ** GOST132464-LE 1 pc.

* In case of interruptions in the supply of hemp ropes The hemp rope can be replaced in the kit with any rope corresponding to TU431218-I. The mismatch of the rope length specified in the Guide within 1.5 m is allowed.

** The manufacturer of the kit reserves the right to complete the kit with any sort of sleeping pills that have passed the safety test and are in accordance with GOST132464-LE.


1. Open the box.
2. Remove the rusty razor blade from the box, being careful not to injure your fingers.
3. If you are right handed, roll up a sleeve on your left hand. If you are left-handed, go directly to step 5.
4. Carefully holding the razor blade rusty with your right hand, use a sharp, smooth motion to make a long incision on the wrist of your left hand in the LONGITUDINAL direction. Red fluid (blood) should begin to flow from the hand. If the liquid does not appear within 6 hours from the moment of incision or has any other color (blue, green, cyan, magenta, elou, black), then go to step 5.
5. Carefully, taking care not to break the glass, remove the ampoule from the cyanali from the box (homarzhas genatsvali!).
6. Read the label. If you cannot read, go directly to step 8.
7. If the label says "KCN", then go to step 8. If it says: "salt", "sugar" or "vanillin", then this means that the shelf life of the kit has expired. Contact one of the authorized repair centers to fix the kit.
8. Firmly squeezing the ampoule in your left hand, attach the pointed end of the ampoule to the edge of any surface (table, door, hemp, trunk of the 600th Mercedes). With a sharp blow to the ribs of the palm of your right hand, strike at the pointed end of the ampoule, making a loud cry of "CHYA (Japanese kiiyaa)" in your voice. If you hurt your hand, add “eB YOUR MOTHER” (jap. And !!!!). If the end of the ampoule has not broken off, repeat the operation. If after three attempts to break off the end of the ampoule failed, or you broke your arm, pinch the end of the ampoule in the door, desk drawer, fork in the trunk, trunk of the 600th Mercedes or any other gap corresponding to GOST, and making swaying movements with the ampoule, break off the naughty end (ampoules!), while producing a cry of FU-U! (jap. foo).
9. Continuing to hold the ampoule with your left hand, turn it over with its broken end down, while bringing the palm of your right hand under it, so that the powder from the ampoule does not wake up on the ground (door, desk drawer, Mercedes 600-o trunk).
10. Open your mouth.
11. With a sharp movement, lean the palm of your right hand against the mouth gap, while simultaneously secreting saliva and making vibrating movements with your tongue, in order to lick the powder.
12. You should hear your own scream and move to a horizontal position. If you do not move to a horizontal position, or hear someone else's scream, then see paragraph 13.
13. Having opened the lid of the set, carefully pull out the hemp rope, with a mysterious smile on his face.
14. Take out the laundry soap and moisten it a little with beer, saliva, urine or any other physiological fluid.
15. In smooth measured movements, cover the rope with an even layer of soapy water, leaving a small piece of dry air at least 15 cm from one end dry.
16. Make a small loop from the other end of the rope, using the book “Knitting stitches of simple and advanced complexity: a manual for sailors and students” as a guide (available on request).
17. To fasten the rope, any object that rises above the ground to a height of at least 2 m (tree, children's swing, 600th Mercedes, placed on the butt), having any protrusion, roughness or any other surface defect suitable for fixing the ropes.
18. Fasten the rope to the selected object by tying it on a surface defect with a Gordian knot (see manual: Gordiy M., Makedonsky A. Knitting knots of increased delirium. Peace, 324 BC) (sent by special request).
19. If your neck does not reach the rope, use some object to stand on it and rise above the ground (stool, stump, ass comrade).
20. Put your head in the loop at the end of the rope, and then tighten the loop so that it fits snugly on the skin of the neck, but does not impede breathing.
21. Count in Japanese to 6 ("ich", "neither", "song", "shi", "go", "rock"). 22. With a cry of "I am Carlson!" (Jap. "Banzai") jump off the stool, or, if you are standing on the ground, sharply bend your knees.
23. You should hear your wheezing and suffocate.
24. If you continue to breathe freely or hear someone else's wheezing, go to step 25. WARNING! Using the same rope twice in a row is unsafe.
25. Fart loudly and, opening the lid of the kit, remove the cache of sleeping pills.
26. Sleeping pills look like round bulges on a piece of paper. Try not to read the wafer labels.
27. If you do not know how to take pills from the wafer, eat the whole pack, along with paper. Do not forget to burp. ATTENTION! People who are allergic to paper should first take Suprastin.
28. Drink tablets with Old Pramen beer, Shiva whiskey whiskey, Girinoffski vodka, fly agaric tincture and naphthyzine drops. 29. For lack of beer "Old Pramen" use beer "Old Goat" or wine "Kindzmarauli" or "Kober-no" (sent by separate order with a snack and girls).
30. You should feel intoxicated and heaviness over the ages (opaque membranes that close your eyes). If the above symptoms are not observed within 24 hours, hit yourself with a hammer on the head (not in the kit). If instead of tinnitus you hear a loud bang, skip to step 31.


The kit complies with the requirements of GOST 21054BR03 / ED.
Thickness not less than 8 mm
Tensile strength (impact load), not less than 400 kg
Tensile strength (static load), not less than 100 kg
Soapiness on the Kober / Ryabukhin scale, not less than 13 rpm.
Nonsense on the Serge / Manlicher scale, at least 180 Brd.
Ampoule with Potassium Cyanide:
Ampularity, not less than 85%
Cyanicity, not less than 90%
Potassium content, not less than 96%
The lethal dose is 2 mcg.
Razor Blade Rusty:
Blades, not less than 85%
Shaving, not more than 15%
Rust, not less than 87%
Sharpness, not less than 0.4 mm
Sleeping pills:
Quantity, at least 5 pcs.
Lethal dose, not more than 5 pcs.
Mortality, not less than 74%
Tabularity, not less than 67%
Detailed characteristics of the kit are available by mail, when cash on delivery. See address at the end of the Operation Guide.


The manufacturer guarantees the functionality of the kit for at least 6 months from the date of sale (up to 12 months from the date of issue) during operation in accordance with the Guide. In the event of a malfunction, mail the kit to the address indicated at the end of the manual. A new kit will be delivered to you immediately.

ATTENTION! Require the completion of the Warranty Card when purchasing the kit. Without the stamp of the store that sold the kit, the warranty is void.

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132765, Bredobredinsky district,
Marasmen Oblast, pos. WILD,
d.18973 / 8997
PHONE: 100-01-03-02 (after the 17th beep)

We will be glad to any of your suggestions to improve the set.

strong> The funniest countries

Do you know which state is the smallest? Monaco? Vatican? But no. It turns out that there are countries that you won’t find on the map either. Let's go on a virtual tour.
During World War II, several offshore platforms were built off the coast of Great Britain, on which anti-aircraft guns and a small garrison were located. After the war, the need for them disappeared, and most were destroyed, but one remained. In 1966, the entrepreneurial Englishman Roy Bates settled on it and organized a pirate radio station. And so that the British court could not make claims against him, he declared the platform a sovereign state called Silend (literally, “Sea Land >>), and he himself proclaimed Prince Roy I. Naturally, the British authorities did not tolerate such impudence for a long time and sent patrol boats to the platform. But it wasn’t here - shots were fired from the platform, and the patrol shamefully retreated. Then the British government took a different path, instituting proceedings against Bates. However, the court made a completely unexpected decision, declaring that the case was outside of British jurisdiction, thereby recognizing Sealand's sovereignty. For the British, the court decision was law, no matter how ridiculous it seemed, so Sealand now became an independent principality with all the ensuing consequences. For example, he began to mint a coin and issued a constitution, and also acquired his own flag, coat of arms and passports.
Passports for Sealand are not just a state attribute, but also a good increase in pensions for Prince Roy (by the way, Great Britain stopped paying him a pension). According to Interpol, now about 150 thousand people have Sealand passports, because according to the laws of the principality, its citizens do not pay any taxes. True, the Sealand government claims that only 300 people are its citizens legally, and the rest of the passports are fake. In addition to passports, for just 30 pounds, everyone can get the titles of counts or barons.
With the beginning of the computer era, Sealand also had new ways to make money. At the beginning of our century, the company HavenCo hosted its hosting in the principality, in return the local government undertook to guarantee the law on freedom of information (and according to the laws of Sealand, everything except child pornography is allowed on the Internet). In this way, HavenCo hopes to avoid the restrictions imposed by British law.
On the site of this microstate you can find other curious facts from its history. For example, that in 1978 a coup d'etat took place in the principality. A group of "conspirators" led by former Prime Minister Sealand seized the platform and took Crown Prince Michael hostage. However, Prince Roy managed to recapture both the prince and his possessions. This story caused a real international scandal, the governments of the Netherlands and Germany turned to the government of Sealand with petitions demanding the release of their citizens captured during the << battles for Sealand >>. Prince Roy graciously agreed, and besides, the governments of these countries de facto recognized the independence of Sealand. But since then there are two governments of the principality of << legitimate >> and << government in exile >> under the leadership of the coup.
True, Roy Bates has so far failed to achieve official recognition of his state in the UN and other international organizations, although all the formal features necessary for such recognition are available.
But if Sealand is a country, although not entirely legal, but at least having its own territory, then the next “state” in our list exists only virtually.
In 1965, a group of New Zealand hippie students bombarded all the world's major news agencies with press releases from a certain Sultanate of Okusi Ambeno, who, according to their statements, was located on an island near East Timor. Since the territory was on the maps, and nobody in Europe was particularly interested in what really happens among the virgin tribes in Oceania, they were taken seriously and even considered at the UN for recognition. The Okusi Ambeno site looks quite authentic, if you don't get into the details. For example, that the main source of income of the sultanate is the export of hallucinogenic mushrooms and deductions from the performance of the national Macarena dance. So if you ever danced pasta, be sure to pay taxes. There is such a game Starcraft
Clap E Taka Gras - Starcraft. Duzhe garna grazed with elements of fiction and chauvinism ... Vaughn, by the way, idly-awaited generation of kids who live like that, 'penniless everything', 'who’s the one who’s right,' and it’s also a show of friendship, in our opinion, friendship.
In otsii gri treba zbyraty pennies that know usih, chai mezha usih ... Knowers heap come from important natural minds, and even from space. A pittance, like ya zhti, a couple of embroiders - greens and sons, the course here is blizko 1 to 5. I will try to explain the main points of the game, so that grata are so grata ...
Starcraft has a maemo of races, taken from the Terana’s life, that is, Katsapi, Dujna Fayna rasa, Ale Ale love to be vybyt, according to theirs "Steampack", and even in the garnish divki ...
Protos, so that we, Ukrainians, are a raw race, with our own printers, but the trochs are inert. Ale in us is already dushe vira vira, the truth seems we ourselves are not rosumiemo in scho.
Zerg, that is, the Jews, everyone thinks that they’re dull and brainless, but not so, there’s no one else who’s got it and gobbled up, and you’ve got the most head everywhere. But their little hto rosumie and won tsim are self-serving ...
Now about the tactics of tactics ...
E such garna tactics, called 'RASH', because yakazaly our grandfathers - Nezhdanka ... Tse kola ya got a little quicker build that you attack the thief and break the yoma of the riber, whose legs, whose arms, ale tse is not important, the main thing is tob without breathing bilsh. Garno go out to the Zerg, so they don’t have a rosette.
E and a friend of a tactic, called 'Drop', take off the Vijsk, and in our opinion, the Airborne Forces, throw themselves away from the rear of the volcano, have themselves burned from the workers, the winks, that child, and they muster them out. The trochies of the horstock tactic, ale sho porobish tse life ...
Ukrainians, thu, Protos, love shobes mustache itself was built. Poking a card at the card, he poked a house! Protos are filial at the very beginning (on enthusiasm) or at the very end (when everything is there). At the beginning of yyma, it’s good to go to rush, especially on katsapov (they will grow up dogs, then they will grow up dogs, then they will turn up a thorn). It used to be that two people gathered together, let’s Muscovite to tear — they could overwhelm the most, the village floor could be mowed down. And even more special sorcerers, sho we can twist our virus into reverbs. Ale sons of viiska are our zeppelins! Tilka stand out expensive.
In the middle, the katsapa saplings will gather thirty or forty sailors, take a dozen nurses, steampack vodka, and A cola can piss off rawly and shy away from a nuclear bomb. Sometimes, however, a bomb is a soldier pidsevuvaty kiday (to bach not far), so not only on the thief, but also collect on the kumpol pastes can. Terrans are afraid and respected for that.
Zerg loving pid the earth to get in the way. Zerg sovlins at Tovpi Odyn zerg is not a warrior. Viiska vmiut vomit, shtovatsya rizaty that kusatsya. Tse that, do not give sho zbroyu yim. It’s better to love mutating the buv hartel, becoming a fidget. Some parasites on Terrany infuse the Verkhovna Rada (chi center team, like a bis yogo) from the yakhnya, organize a mahviya, and shy the lonely terrorist. They do not like them in teammates because they are fortunate enough to guess there are no zerg built there, no stats can.
Well, that troch about units. At katsapiv, the most degrading unit is the battle cruiser (mabut, a kind of English << battle >> - a dance). Terrani love Schaub Usyo shambled that boomed, that put on the importance of litak Yamatagana. Two yamatagans drive into an encore to drive any unit, the cream of our zeppelin. The ale nary seller, Carrigan, threw the porch and threw the porch at the rear. In Zergive, elephants, or boars, are strong. Fear of spawn, ale not to bach, sho zverkh in them. Tom Zvidta Yih is conveniently added. In Protosiv treba, the Widmitites of the invisible man, working at the rear, can be called out to the people.
Ale head unit tse lyudyna, sho grae.


All of the questions listed below are REAL questions from the online sexual trust service, only answers have been added.
How to understand - a man ends in a woman?
When you understand it will be too late.
Hi!!! I am 15 years old. The size of my penis is 15 cm.
My concern is that my cock is humpbacked (it is curved to the right). What should I do? Maybe this is because I masturbate with my right hand?
Masturbate left, can straighten up! ..
1) say it is normal when a guy annoys, it seems somehow immoral to me 2) if the guy is okay in terms of sex, he also annoys or he has enough normal sex 3) why does my boyfriend annihilate after having sex, I certainly don’t I am sure if he does this, he as soon as he finishes, he immediately tells me to rest the baby, although I am not at all satisfied, and I immediately put my hand under the covers, why is this happening?
There was a proposal to give the girl the address of our Chinese friend, but, unfortunately, the soap service did not spotlight in the trust service ...
I don’t have a girlfriend and therefore I often annoy. I have problems because of this. it even got to the point that I slept with one young man. Tell me please how can I get rid of ananism and what is my orientation.
Girls! do not let another 3.14 doras appear!
During sexual intercourse, my girlfriend has heavy discharge of blood. What could it be?
... and have you ever tried to have sex with your girlfriend ever except for critical days?
What am I 18 and instead of sperm I have some transparent mucus. Please send an answer to mail !!!!!!!!!! ASAP ASAP YOU.
Drink less, and alcohol will stop oozing!
I often masturbate, and now with the girls in bed I quickly finish I am 17 years old. I heard that because of masturbation this can happen.
If you stop masturbating is it possible to stop quickly ending.
Please answer me as quickly as possible! And then I will hang myself.
Hang yourself! Last but not least ...
how to make a woman have sex with me ??????????????????
The cry of a tormented soul.
I already asked this question, and it is extremely important for me.
Is it possible to lose virginity without a living partner, if possible, then how ???
Counter question: how far is the cemetery?
Hello, Doctor.
I have a white rash on my penis. As a venereologist told me, this is due to clogging of the sebaceous glands. When asked how to get rid of them, she said that there was no reason for concern, and there was no need to get rid of them. I believe her, But with an erection they look very ugly. Please tell me you can still get rid of them somehow. Thanks in advance.
Try Klerasil!
I am 15 years old. And I was bullied to masturbate, I already want to turn someone off, that is, have sex !!! It seems to me that apart from the skill of my hand, I won’t buy anything new from him.
When will I be fucking with someone else?
Mittens to buy?
I am already 7 years old, and the member still does not get up, what should I do?
Bez kammentariyev.
Should I have sex during menstruation?
And if you want it AS YOU !!!!! What satisfaction methods should be used in this situation !!!
Talk to the guy with the mitten ...
Hello! I am always tormented by the inconvenience of my dick. For example, when a member is excited, when I am in a public place, the hair on the typewriter interferes with the member and cut it, it is very unpleasant. Or, in an excited state, the penis is hard to pee, since you have to bend because of an inelastic vertical position. How to have sex with such inelasticity of the penis and inflexibility?
And you piss upside down and say thank you for not spiraling.
1. I have a girlfriend. I like her and she likes me. How to learn to kiss?
2. How can I find out if a girl wants to have sex or kiss?
3. How can I find out when you have sex where to promote your penis? What is clitoris and others?
4. I have a "Jewish" member. That is, they cut him off ... How can I masturbate ??
There is nothing to say.
You can engage in any other methods of sex. Yeah. Deprive of virginity under the nails.
Good afternoon, dear! You will be asked the following question: "Is it possible to deprive a girl of virginity (with the index finger), and how deep the finger will go into the hymen"
And what, a member does not work?
I have never had sex with virgins, and I do not know how to do this.
Friends say that making it a member is difficult and advise with two fingers. But I do not want to be an idiot in front of a girl.
... and who is to blame? ..
I am already 15 years old, I have a mature breast.
But there are no nipples. Why? Tell me.
Radiation is invisible, but very pervasive and harmful ...
when I go to the toilet I have a bare head of the penis, and if I don’t go, then she almost gets bare. Go to the toilet more often!
I love an 8-year-old girl, and I am 16.
Pedophilia is booming ...
After finishing, I have a slight tingling sensation in the testicles, is it because of varicella?
What the hell is this for?
How to kiss passionately?
Try to suck the tomatoes first.
How long should a penis beat in order to tear a virgin chick?
When you feel its tonsils - it means, just right.
White balls appeared on my testicles and penis, similar to blackheads, they are also at the place of hair growth on the testicles. When you crush them, a white mass comes out that looks like pus (like eel). The fact is that I have a lot of blackheads both on the face and on the back and on the hands. I also wanted to say that these balls are hard to the touch. Once 1 eel ripened, I squeezed it out, but it appeared again! I didn’t have sex so that it’s not a venereal disease! Tell me what it is and how to get rid of it!
Have you tried to wash yourself? They say it helps ...
Hello, please answer my question 0t October 19th about 5 minutes and penis size. And please answer from the fence to lunch. How do you think, how painful for the first time?
Is it possible to lose consciousness? If so, under what circumstances? They say that with a condom is more painful.
It's true? Can I use a condom for the first time?
Yeah. You can lose consciousness, get stuck in cramps of epilepsy and choke with foam from the mouth. And fecal incontinence can be.
When I jerk off I have absolutely no lubrication. What should I do?
First, write what gender you are ...
Nothing if they put it in my mouth every day and in the end I jerk off nothing?
Look, kid. Do not shoot back.
I am pleased to touch my clit is nothing Nicho, with a beer trample!
I am 16 years old, I often masturbated and over time I began to feel that the penis became a little lethargic (my penis is 18 centimeters. In an excited state). What needs to be done to get everything back to normal !!!
And he went to look for a dried flower ...
Hello, a few months ago I wrote a question here regarding a bent penis and phimosis.
I want to tell all the guys with a crooked member that they are worried about this (unless of course 90 degrees warped) there is nothing the doctor told me himself (and they shouldn’t be afraid of them, they help).
Before you broadcast the crooked audience, climb onto the podium ...
I want to fuck my math teacher, will this help me to pass the exam?
just gee.
I have a question. My girlfriend, when we have sex, does not allow me to deeply insert my dick. Says she hurts. Although I do not have a big dick !!! And, by the way, earlier, with a larger member (her ex-boyfriend) inserted into it all the way and she did not hurt anything. She is 18 years old. Maybe erosion appeared there or did he break something there (can it be?).
And most importantly - with a kind of indignation, the guy denies that he has a big dick!
It is very interesting whether the synthesis of a corpuscularly dualized amino acid affects the breakdown of toxicochemical compounds, which are based on burdened sodium butyric tributylmezoradone. This question was asked by my girlfriend at the time when we had sex. What is it for??????? And if you do not mind, please answer me this question.
From the point of view of banal erudition, each individual who critically motivates abstraction cannot ignore the criteria of utopian subjectivity, conceptually interpreting the generally accepted defanizing polarizers, therefore, the consensus reached by the dialectical material classification of universal motivations in the paradogmatic relationships of predicates solves the problem of improving the formation of geologic transplant correlations. Based on this, we came to the conclusion that each arbitrarily chosen predicatively absorbing object of rational mystical induction can be discretely determined with the application of the situational paradigm of the communicative-functional type in the presence of a detector-archaic distributive image in the Hilbert convergence space, however, with parallel analysis of the spectrographic sets, isomorphically relational to multi-band hyperbolic paraboloids that interpret anthropocentric ногочлен Нео-Лагранжа, возникает позиционный сигнификатизм гентильной теории психоанализа, в результате чего надо принять во внимание следующее: поскольку не только эзотерический, но и экзистенциальный апперцепционный энтрополог антецедентно пассивизированный высокоматериальной субстанцией, обладает призматической идиосинхрацией, но так как валентностный фактор отрицателен, то и, соответственно, антагонисти ческий дискредитизм деградирует в эксгибиционном направлении, поскольку, находясь в препубертатном состоянии, практически каждый субъект, меланхолически осознавая эмбриональную клаустрофобию, может экстраполировать любой процесс интеграции и дифференциации в обоих направлениях, отсюда следует, ч то в результате синхронизации, ограниченной минимально допустимой интерполяцией образа, все методы конвергенционной концепции требуют практич ески традиционных трансформаций неоколониализма. Неоколонии, размножающиеся почкованием, имеют вегетационный период от трёх до восьми фенотипических гомозигот, но все они являются лишь фундаментальным базисом социогенетич еской надстройки криогенно-креативного процесса геронтологизации. Увеличить этот базис можно с помощью гектаплазменного ускорителя биоинертных коллоидных клеток контагиозной конкретизации, однако введение конкретизации влечёт за собой применение методов теории множеств и дистрибутивного анализа, что обусловлено тем, что трансцендентальная поликонденсация нероноспоры в перплексном хаосе может инбабулировать комплексный морфоз только тогда, когда конституент доминанты квазитенденциально универсален, и происходит довольно внезапно. Очевидно, что всё вышесказанное проливает свет на теорию предикативных ощущений субъекта, абсолютно нефункциональных в условиях абстрактного хаоса.

Что такое деспотизм?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее и посильнее, объявляет себя Верховным Вождем, после чего жрет всех остальных по очереди.
Остальные и пикнуть не смеют - боятся, но надеются, что спасительный корабль придет раньше их очереди.
Что такое абсолютная монархия?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее и посильнее, объявляет себя Царем Всея Необитаемый Остров, назначает пару вельмож, посильнее и поглупее. Потом жрет все остальных по очереди, немножко делясь с вельможами.
Что такое конституционная монархия?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее, подговаривает остальных, чтобы они выбрали Короля Всея Необитаемый Остров. А с королем заранее договаривается, чтобы тот назначил его премьером. Потом они жрут всех остальных, забирая львиную часть добычи себе, хотя все думают, что это их собственное решение.
Что такое республика?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров и делят его на неравные доли.
Каждый сидит на своей территории, внимательно наблюдая, чтобы никто не залез. Время от времени кто-то на кого-то нападает и съедает, что осуждается всеми, с кем не поделились.
Что такое коммунизм?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее и посильнее выбирает себя Генеральным Секретарем Всея Остров, причем постоянно талдыч
ит, что это общее решение. Кто пытается возмутиться того съедают. Генсек каждый день созывает всеобщее собрание, на котором говорит, что совсем скоро начнуться поиски соседних островов с Вражескими Империалистами, которых они будут есть. Но на деле едят кого-то из своих, называя их для порядка врагами народа.
Что такое фундаментализм?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Тот, кто поумнее и похаризматич нее, объявляет себя Халифом Всея Небесного Острова и занимает лучшее место под пальмой, причем говорит, что на это воля Аллаха. Потом он выбирает того, кто наименее популярен среди островитян и объявляет его обедом на сегодня (что, разумеется, тоже воля Аллаха).
Все довольны, включая съедаемого, ибо несчастный уверен, что сей же час он попадет в рай.
Что такое демократия?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Устраивают голосование и выбирают Президента Всея Райского Острова. Президент занимает лучше место под пальмой и начинает составлять конституцию, провозглашать права ч еловека, гласность, объявлять независимость острова, и т.д. Потом все умирают от голода, потому что нехрен строить демократию в стране с маленьким населением и без природных ресурсов.