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SUICIDE "YOUNG BREED"
KIT-TOY FOR SENIOR OLDER CHILDREN
GOST 21054BR03 / ED
1. GENERAL PROVISIONS
Set-toy for older children of delirious age "YOUNG BREDIC", hereinafter referred to as "set", is designed to bring life to accounts (suicide) in case of loss of honor, male (female) dignity, in a state of hopelessness, insanity, from nothing to do, or in any combination of the above states. Before using the kit, carefully read the instructions for use.
ATTENTION! The manufacturer is not responsible for possible deplorable and / or unfortunate consequences if the toy is used for purposes other than intended and / or in violation of the instruction manual.
When purchasing a kit, please check the completeness!
The kit includes:
- Hemp rope * TU431218EB 3,5 m.
- Laundry soap TU586498Ь 1 remnant
- Rusty blade rusty GOST325496Х-УЙ 1 pc.
- Ampoule (5 ml.) With potassium cyanide GOST8BL5-I 1 pc.
- Sleeping pills wafer ** GOST132464-LE 1 pc.
* In case of interruptions in the supply of hemp ropes, the Hemp Rope can be replaced in the kit with any rope that complies with TU431218-D. Mismatch of the length of the rope specified in the Guide within 1.5 m is allowed.
** The manufacturer of the kit reserves the right to complete the kit with any sort of sleeping pills that have passed the insecurity test and comply with GOST132464-ЬЕ.
3. GAME WITH KIT
1. Open the box.
2. Remove the rust razor blade from the box, taking care not to injure your fingers.
3. If you are right handed, roll up the sleeve on your left hand. If you are left-handed, skip to step 5.
4. Carefully holding the razor blade with a rusty right hand, with a sharp smooth motion, make a long incision on the wrist of your left hand in the longitudinal direction. Red liquid (blood) should start flowing from the arm. If the fluid does not appear within 6 hours from the moment of incision or has any other color (blue, green, cyan, magenta, white, black), then go to step 5.
5. Carefully, trying not to break the glass, remove from the box an ampule with cyancal (gomarouas genatsvali!).
6. Read the label. If you can’t read, skip to step 8.
7. If the inscription on the label reads "KCN", then go to step 8. If it says "salt", "sugar" or "vanillin", then this means that the set has expired. Contact one of the authorized repair centers to repair the kit.
8. Firmly squeezing the ampoule in your left hand, attach the pointed end of the ampoule to the edge of any surface (table, door, hemp, trunk of the 600th Mercedes). With a sharp blow to the ribs of the palm of the right hand, strike the pointed end of the ampoule, making a loud cry "KYa (jap. Kiiyaa)" with a voice. If you hurt your hand, add "EB YOUR MOTHER" (Jap. And !!!!). If the end of the ampoule does not break off, repeat the operation. If after three attempts to break off the end of the ampoule failed, or you broke your arm, pinch the end of the ampule in the door, desk drawer, fork in the trunk, trunk of the 600th Mercedes or any other slot corresponding to GOST, and making an ampoule with quivering movements, break off the disobedient end (ampoules!), while producing a cry FU-U! (jap foo).
9. Continuing to hold the ampoule with your left hand, turn it with the broken end down, simultaneously bringing the palm of your right hand under it, so that the powder from the ampule does not wake up not the ground (door, desk drawer, trunk of the 600-o Mercedes).
10. Open your mouth.
11. With a sharp movement, lean the palm of your right hand to the mouth slit, simultaneously releasing saliva and making vibrating movements with the tongue in order to lick the powder.
12. You should hear your own shout and go to a horizontal position. If you do not move to a horizontal position, or hear someone else's cry, then see paragraph 13.
13. Opening the cover of the kit, gently pull the hemp rope, with a mysterious smile on his face.
14. Remove the soap and moisten it with a little beer, beer, saliva, urine or any other physiological fluid.
15. Smooth measured movements cover the rope with a uniform layer of soap solution, leaving dry a small segment of at least 15 cm in size from one of the ends.
16. Make a small loop from the other end of the rope using the book “Knitting of loops of simple and increased complexity: a guide for seafarers and students” (sent on request).
17. To secure the rope, any object that rises above the ground to a height of at least 2 m (wood, swing for children, 600th Mercedes, set on the butt), having any ledge, unevenness or any other surface defect suitable for fastening is suitable the ropes.
18. Fasten the rope on the selected object, tying it on the surface defect with a Gordian knot (see the guide: Gordiy M., Macedonian A. Knitting of increased delusions. Peace, 324 BC) (will be sent on special request).
19. If your neck does not reach the rope, use an object to stand on it and rise above the ground (stool, stump, comrade's ass).
20. Insert your head into the loop at the end of the rope, then tighten the loop so that it fits snugly against the skin of the neck, but does not obstruct breathing.
21. Count in Japanese up to 6 ("ich", "none", "song", "shi", "go", "rock"). 22. With the cry "I am Carlson!" (jap. "banzai") jump off the stool, or if you are standing on the ground, bend your knees sharply.
23. You must hear your wheeze and gasp.
24. If you continue to breathe freely or hear someone else's wheeze, go to step 25. ATTENTION! Using the same rope two times in a row is not safe.
25. Fart loudly and, opening the lid of the kit, take out the wafer of sleeping pills.
26. Sleeping pills look like round bulges on a sheet of paper. Try not to read the labels on the wafer.
27. If you do not know how to remove the pills from the wafer, eat the whole pack, together with the paper. Do not forget to burp. ATTENTION! Persons who are allergic to paper should first take Suprastin.
28. Wash down the pills with beer "Old Pramen", whiskey "Shiva burped out", vodka "Girinoffski", tincture of amanitas and naphthizin drops. 29. For the lack of beer "Old Pramen", use the beer "Old Goat" or the wine "Kindzmarauli" or "Kober-net" (sent on separate order with snacks and girls).
30. You must feel drunkenness and heaviness in the eyelids (opaque membranes covering the eyes). If the above symptoms are not observed within 24 hours, hit yourself on the head with a hammer (not in the kit). If instead of tinnitus you hear a ringing punch, go to step 31.
31. GAME OVER
The kit meets the requirements of GOST 21054BR03 / ED.
Thickness not less than 8 mm
Breaking force (impact load), not less than 400 kg
Breaking force (static load), not less than 100 kg
Soap scale Kober / Ryabukhina, at least 13 obm.
Delusion on the Serge / Mannicher scale, at least 180 Brd.
Ampoule with Cyanic Potassium:
Ampulity, not less than 85%
Cyanicity, not less than 90%
Potash, not less than 96%
Lethal dose of 2 mcg.
Razor Shaving Blade:
Blade, at least 85%
Razor, no more than 15%
Rustiness, not less than 87%
Sharpness, not less than 0.4 mm
Quantity, not less than 5 pcs.
Lethal dose, not more than 5 pcs.
Sleepiness, at least 74%
Tabletness, not less than 67%
Detailed characteristics of the kit are available by mail, with cash on delivery. The address is located at the end of the Operation Manual.
5. WARRANTY SERVICE.
The manufacturer guarantees the functionality of the set for at least 6 months from the date of sale (up to 12 months from the date of manufacture) when used in accordance with the Manual. In the event of a breach of functionality, send the kit by mail to the address indicated at the end of the Guide. A new set will be delivered to you immediately.
ATTENTION! Require filling out the Warranty Card upon purchase of the kit. Without the stamp of the store that sold the set, the warranty is void.
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ON THE SET OF "YOUNG BREEDER" N 2146796-BL
DATE OF PRODUCTION 13/18/00
DATE OF SALE ______
SELLER'S SIGNATURE: __________
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6. ADDRESS OF MANUFACTURING ENTERPRISE
132765, BREDOBREDIN DISTRICT,
Marazna region, pos. BREDNEVO,
st. THEM. GARMA GNPAHELLIRSKOGO,
d.18973 / 8997
TELEPHONE: 100-01-03-02 (after the 17th beep)
We welcome any suggestions for improving the set.
strong> The funniest countries
Do you know which state is the smallest? Monaco? Vatican? And no. It turns out that there are countries that you cannot find on the map. Let's go on a virtual tour.
During the Second World War, several offshore platforms were built on the coast of Great Britain, on which anti-aircraft guns and a small garrison were located. After the war, the need for them disappeared, and most were destroyed, but one remained. In 1966, the enterprising Englishman Roy Bates settled on it and organized a pirate radio station. And so that the British court could not make claims to him, declared the platform a sovereign state called Sealand (literally << Sea Land >>), and declared himself Prince Roy I. Naturally, the British authorities tolerated such impudence for a long time and sent patrol boats to the platform. But it was not there - shots rang out from the platform, and the patrol shamefully retreated. Then the British government went the other way, bringing a lawsuit against Bates. However, the court issued a completely unexpected decision, declaring that the case is outside British jurisdiction, thereby recognizing the sovereignty of Sealand. For the British, the decision of the court is a law, no matter how ridiculous it may be, so that Sealand now became an independent principality with all the ensuing consequences. For example, he began to mint a coin and issued a constitution, and also got his own flag, emblem and passports.
Passports for Sealand is not just a state attribute, but also a good addition to a pension for Prince Roy (by the way, the UK stopped paying him a pension). According to Interpol, now about 150 thousand people have Sealand passports, because according to the laws of the principality, its citizens do not pay any taxes. True, the Sealand government claims that only 300 people are legally its citizens, and the rest of the passports are fake. In addition to passports, for as little as 30 pounds anyone can get the titles of counts or barons.
With the beginning of the computer era, Silenda had new ways to make money. At the beginning of our century, HavenCo placed its hosting in the principality, in return, the local government pledged to guarantee the law on freedom of information (and according to the laws of Seland, everything is allowed on the Internet except for child pornography). Thus, HavenCo hopes to avoid the restrictions imposed by British law.
On the website of this micro-state you can find other curious facts from its history. For example, that in 1978 in the principality there was a coup. A group of "conspirators" led by former Prime Minister of Sealand seized the platform and took Crown Prince Michael hostage. However, Prince Roy managed to repel both the prince and his possessions. This story caused a real international scandal, the governments of the Netherlands and Germany appealed to the government of Sealand with petitions in which they demanded the release of their citizens captured during the << fighting for Sealand >>. Prince Roy graciously agreed, and, moreover, the governments of these countries de facto recognized the independence of Sealand. But since then there have been two governments of the principality << legal >> and << government in exile >> under the leadership of the participants in the coup.
True, Roy Bates has so far failed to achieve official recognition of his state in the UN and other international organizations, although all the formal signs necessary for such recognition are available.
But if the Sealand is a country, though not completely legal, but at least having its own territory, then the following << state >> in our list exists only virtually.
In 1965, a group of New Zealand hippie students flooded all the world's major news agencies with press releases from a certain Sultanate of Ousi Ambeno, who, according to their statements, was located on an island near East Timor. Since the territory on the maps was, and no one in Europe was particularly interested in what was actually happening among the virgin tribes in Oceania, they were taken seriously and even considered by the UN for recognition. The site Okusi Ambeno looks quite reliable, if you do not go to detail. For example, that the main source of income of the Sultanate is the export of hallucinogenic mushrooms and deductions from the performance of the national dance macarena. So if you ever danced a macarenus, do not forget to pay taxes. There is such a game Starcraft
Slamming so gra - Starcraft. Duge Garni grassed elements of fantasy and chauvinism ... Vona is wisely waving to the princes of life, so much like “pennies tse everything”, “hto sylnishy that and right”, and also show the importance of a templar, in our opinion - friendship.
In the tribes of gri, the demand of pennies and zishyshuvatsy is crazy, chee mayge is crazy ... Sings of the enemy wake from important natural minds, and inodi even from cosmos. Pennies, like yak and zhytti, dvokh vydiv - greens and sons, the course here is 1 to 5. I will try to explain the main points of the game, so the grats are so yak ...
In Starcraft maemo races of the race, take the Terana life, tobat katsapy, the arc of the fynas race, the ale duzhe love the vyplyty, according to their own 'Steampack', and the other garni divky ...
The Protos, that is, we, the Ukrainians, sylna race, zi their pryntsypami, ale chomus Trochi inertna. Alla in us is a duo sylna vira, the truth seems that we ourselves are not rosumiemo in such a way.
Zerg, tob the Jews, they all think scandals of stupid and brainless, but not so, wonder dudes and prozhrylyv, and most niggly won everywhere. And even their little hto rosumiye and the wise Zim are greedy ...
Now about the tactykas ...
E taka garn tactics, called 'RASH', but yak kazaly our grandfathers are Nezhdanka ... Tse cola yak umoga sooner stroyishish kogos that th attack on the enemy and break yumu rebra, feet, hands, ale tse is not important, the main thing Tob not breathing bilsh. Garno go to the Zerg, that their ros is not nihto.
E and a friend of the tactic, called 'Drop', select the viisk ribs, and in our case - the Airborne Forces, send an airborne troop from the rear of the enemy, the very same hot air, zhinok, ta children, that ejected them. Troki zhorstok tactics, ale sho porobish tse zhittya ...
Ukrainians, thu, Protosa, love hoby mustache itself was built. Sticking a dust bottle at the map, thrusting another house! Protosas sylnya at the very beginning (on enthusiasm) or at the very end (when everything is there). At the beginning of the yymy, it is good to go to the rush, especially on the Katsap (those who grow their dogs will grow up, then they will grow up the thorn). The two of you came together to let Moskaliv rizhat - pokay most poured, the floor of the village can mow. But still specials sorcerers, who have our virus, may be re-swappled. Ale themselves sons vijska tse our zeppelins! Tilky stand won expensive.
Katsapy sylnya in the middle will gather a trid-forty-forty sailors, take a dozen nurses, stippaknut vodka, and a cola can syllen sylno can and shake off with a nuclear bomb. Sometimes, however, a pidslepuvaty kidan’s bomb (a bachit is not far away) is like a bomb, and not only by the enemy, but also by the kumpola, you can climb. For that Terranov are afraid and respected.
Zerg to love Pid land lick Cho zletity. Zerg sylny have tovpi odin Zerg not a warrior. Viisk vmyyut pluvatys, shit rizaty that kusatsya. Tse the, sho zbroyu yim not give. Already loves to mutate the buk hartkatel, becoming a pidzemniy shrykatel. Some parasites on the Terranes plunge at the verge of the Verkhnevna Radu (chi command center, yak there bisa yogo), organize a swagger, rotate the terror-odynok. In the teamplay, they don’t like them for the fact that there’s no way for them to build up the Zerg, there’s no way for them.
Well, that trocha about units. At the Katsapiv, the most sultry unit is the bat-cruiser (Mabuchi, a type of English “battle” is a dance). Terrani to love Schaub Uso shied away that bumkalo, to put on the important ones the litaky yamatagany. Two yamagans before the bis drive in a lubiy unit, our krim zeppelinin. Aly in the rest of the ransom Carrigan was waiting for the porch and zakinuly at the rear. In Zergiv, there are strong elephants, or wild boars. Fear Ikla, Aleh not bachat, sho in them zverhu. Zvydty yih conveniently dovbati. In the Protosse, the invisible man of the invisible man was gathered from the rear of the rear of the people.
Ale is the head unit of the people lyudyna, sho grae.
All the questions listed below are REAL questions from the trust service on sexual issues on the Internet, only answers are added.
How to understand - a man ends up in a woman?
When you understand - it will be too late.
I WOULD HAKTEL UKHNAT IF MAY IS A FAMILY DEPENDANT AND IT IS CLEARING YOUR CHARTERS IT YOU CAN DO IT YOU CAN HAVE YOU CLEANING YOUR CHILDREN? This is clearly one of my future patients ...
Hello!!! I am 15 years old. The size of my penis is 15 cm.
What worries me is that my dick is humpbacked (it is curved to the right side). What should I do? Maybe it's because I'm jerking off with my right hand?
Jerking left can straighten! ..
1) say it is normal when a guy ananizes, it seems to me somehow immorally 2) if a guy is all right in terms of sex, he also aninstates or he has enough regular sex 3) why my boyfriend ananifies after having sex, I certainly don’t sure if he does this, he as soon as he finishes, he immediately tells me to rest the baby, although I’m not at all satisfied, and he immediately puts his hand under the covers, but why does this happen?
There was a proposal to give the girl the address of our Chinese friend, but unfortunately, the service of trust does not highlight the soap ...
I don’t have a girlfriend, and therefore I’m very annoyed. I had a problem with this. it even got to the point that I slept with one young man. Tell me please how can I get rid of ananism and what is my orientation.
Girls! Do not let another 3.14 appear!
With sexual intercourse, my girlfriend has a heavy discharge of blood. What could it be?
... but have you ever tried to have sex with your girlfriend ever except on critical days?
What is me 18 and I instead of sperm what that transparent slime. Please send an answer to the mail !!!!!!!!!!@inbox.ru ASAP AS WELL ASKING YOU.
Drink less, and alcohol ooze out!
I often masturbate, and now with girls in bed I quickly come to an end. I am 17 years old. I heard that because of masturbation it can happen.
If you stop masturbating, can you stop quickly ending.
Please answer me as soon as possible! And then I'll hang myself.
Hang yourself! Hurry up just for the last ...
how to make a woman have sex with me ????????????????
A cry of a tormented soul.
I have already asked this question, and it is extremely important for me.
Is it possible to lose virginity without a living partner, if possible, how ???
The counter question: is it a far cemetery?
I have a white rash on my penis. As the venereologist told me this because of the blockage of the sebaceous glands. When asked how to get rid of them, she said that there was no cause for concern and there was no need to get rid of them. I believe her, But with an erection, they look very ugly. Tell me please, you can still get rid of them somehow. Thank you in advance.
I am 15 years old. And I jerked off to jerk off, I already want to help someone, that is, to have sex !!! It seems to me that apart from the skill of my hand I will not add anything new to him.
When will I be fucking someone else?
Mittens to buy?
I am already 7 years old, and the member is still not getting up, what should I do?
Is it worth having sex during menstruation?
And if he wants to VASCHE HOW !!!!! What methods of satisfaction should be applied in this situation !!!
Contact the guy with the mitten ...
Hello! I am always tormented by the discomfort of my dick. For example, when a member is excited, when I am in a public place, the hair on the mask interferes with the member and cuts it, very unpleasant. Or in the excited state of a flax it is hard to pee, because you have to bend due to the inelastic vertical position. How to have sex with such inelasticity and inflexibility?
And you ssy upside down and say thank you, that does not twist into a spiral.
1. I have a girlfriend. I like her and she likes me. How to learn to kiss?
2. How can you tell if a girl wants to have sex or to kiss?
3. How can you find out when you have sex, where you need to promote your h flax? What is Clitr and others?
4. I have a "Jewish" member. That is, cut it off ... How can I masturbate ??
There is nothing to say.
You can do some other methods of sex. Yeah. Deprive virginity under the nails.
Good afternoon, dear! The following question will be heard for you: "Is it possible to deprive a girl of virginity (index finger), and how deep your finger will go into the nib"
And what a member does not work?
I have never had sex with devstvenitsy, and I do not know how to do it.
Friends say that making it a member is difficult and advise with two fingers. But I do not want to be an idiot in front of a girl.
WHAT TO DO?!
... and who is to blame? ..
I am already 15 years old, I have a formed chest.
And there are no nipples. Why? Tell me.
Radiation is invisible, but very pervasive and harmful ...
when I go to the toilet my head of the member gets bare and if I don’t go off then she almost barely gets bare. Go to the toilet more often!
I love 8-year-old girl, and I am 16.
Pedophilia thrives ...
After I finish, I have a slight tingling in the testicles, is it because of the varicelles?
What kind of lanceptup such?
How to kiss passionately?
Try to suck on tomatoes first.
How long should beat a member to break the calf chick?
When you feel her tonsils - it means just right.
I have white balls on the testicles and on the penis, they look like eels and they are also on the spot where hair grows on the testicles. When you push them, then comes the white mass, similar to pus (like acne). The fact is that I have a lot of acne on my face and on my back and on my arms. I also wanted to say that these balls are hard to touch. Once, an eel ripened, I squeezed it out, but it appeared again! I have not had sexual intercourse as it is not a venereal disease! Tell me what it is and how to get rid of it!
I did not try to wash myself? They say it helps ...
Hello, please answer my question 0t October 19 about 5 minutes and the size of a member. And please answer from the fence to lunch. How much do you think it hurts the first time?
Is it possible to lose consciousness? If so, under what circumstances? They say that with a condom harder.
It's true? Can I use a condom for the first time?
Yeah. Consciousness can be lost, be beaten in the writhing of epilepsy and choke with foam from the mouth. And fecal incontinence can be.
When I masturbate, I have no lubrication at all. What should I do?
First, write down what sex you are ...
Nothing, if they take it into my mouth every day and at the end I’ll jerk off nothing?
Look, kid. Do not shoot out.
I am pleased to touch your clitoris is nothing Nothing, that will popret beer!
I am 16 years old, I often engaged in masturbation and over time began to feel that the member became a little dry (my member is 18 centimeters in an excited state). What you need to do to get everything back to normal !!!
And he went to look for a dried flower ...
Hello, a few months ago, I wrote here a question regarding the healed member and phimosis.
I want to say to all the guys with crooked member that worries about this (unless of course he is not 90 degrees) there is nothing like the doctor himself told me (and they are not afraid of them, they help).
Before you broadcast to a crooked audience, get on the podium ...
I want to fuck my math teacher, will this help me to take the exam?
I have this question. My girlfriend, when we have sex, does not allow me to deeply insert my penis. He says that it hurts. Although I do not have a big dick !!! And, by the way, earlier, with a larger member (her ex-boyfriend), she inserted it all the way into her, and nothing hurt her. She is 18 years old. Maybe there was erosion, or he broke something there to her (can this be?).
And most importantly - the boy indignantly denies that he has a big dick!
It is very interesting - does the synthesis of a corpuscularly-dualized amino acid affect the breakdown of toxic chemical compounds, which are based on aggravated tributyl mesoradonone. My girlfriend asked me this question while we were having sex. What is it for??????? And if you do not mind, please answer me this question.
From the point of view of banal erudition, each individual critically motivating abstraction cannot ignore the criteria of utopian subjectivism, as a conceptologist interpreting generally accepted defanizing polarizers, therefore the consensus achieved by the dialectic material classification of universal motivations in paralogmatic predicate connections solves the problem of improving the permtransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctransctography perturbed by the dialectical material classification of universal motivations in paralogmatic predicates. Based on this, we came to the conclusion that each arbitrarily chosen predicatively absorbing object of rational mystical induction can be discretely determined with the application of the situational paradigm of the communicative-functional type in the presence of a detector-archaic distribution pattern in the Gilbert's convergence space, but with a parallel colo-analysis, a spectrograph spectrograph and isomorphically relative to multiband hyperbolic paraboloids interpreting anthropocentric ногочлен Нео-Лагранжа, возникает позиционный сигнификатизм гентильной теории психоанализа, в результате чего надо принять во внимание следующее: поскольку не только эзотерический, но и экзистенциальный апперцепционный энтрополог антецедентно пассивизированный высокоматериальной субстанцией, обладает призматической идиосинхрацией, но так как валентностный фактор отрицателен, то и, соответственно, антагонисти ческий дискредитизм деградирует в эксгибиционном направлении, поскольку, находясь в препубертатном состоянии, практически каждый субъект, меланхолически осознавая эмбриональную клаустрофобию, может экстраполировать любой процесс интеграции и дифференциации в обоих направлениях, отсюда следует, ч то в результате синхронизации, ограниченной минимально допустимой интерполяцией образа, все методы конвергенционной концепции требуют практич ески традиционных трансформаций неоколониализма. Неоколонии, размножающиеся почкованием, имеют вегетационный период от трёх до восьми фенотипических гомозигот, но все они являются лишь фундаментальным базисом социогенетич еской надстройки криогенно-креативного процесса геронтологизации. Увеличить этот базис можно с помощью гектаплазменного ускорителя биоинертных коллоидных клеток контагиозной конкретизации, однако введение конкретизации влечёт за собой применение методов теории множеств и дистрибутивного анализа, что обусловлено тем, что трансцендентальная поликонденсация нероноспоры в перплексном хаосе может инбабулировать комплексный морфоз только тогда, когда конституент доминанты квазитенденциально универсален, и происходит довольно внезапно. Очевидно, что всё вышесказанное проливает свет на теорию предикативных ощущений субъекта, абсолютно нефункциональных в условиях абстрактного хаоса.
Что такое деспотизм?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее и посильнее, объявляет себя Верховным Вождем, после чего жрет всех остальных по очереди.
Остальные и пикнуть не смеют - боятся, но надеются, что спасительный корабль придет раньше их очереди.
Что такое абсолютная монархия?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее и посильнее, объявляет себя Царем Всея Необитаемый Остров, назначает пару вельмож, посильнее и поглупее. Потом жрет все остальных по очереди, немножко делясь с вельможами.
Что такое конституционная монархия?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее, подговаривает остальных, чтобы они выбрали Короля Всея Необитаемый Остров. А с королем заранее договаривается, чтобы тот назначил его премьером. Потом они жрут всех остальных, забирая львиную часть добычи себе, хотя все думают, что это их собственное решение.
Что такое республика?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров и делят его на неравные доли.
Каждый сидит на своей территории, внимательно наблюдая, чтобы никто не залез. Время от времени кто-то на кого-то нападает и съедает, что осуждается всеми, с кем не поделились.
Что такое коммунизм?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Один, поумнее и посильнее выбирает себя Генеральным Секретарем Всея Остров, причем постоянно талдыч
ит, что это общее решение. Кто пытается возмутиться того съедают. Генсек каждый день созывает всеобщее собрание, на котором говорит, что совсем скоро начнуться поиски соседних островов с Вражескими Империалистами, которых они будут есть. Но на деле едят кого-то из своих, называя их для порядка врагами народа.
Что такое фундаментализм?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Тот, кто поумнее и похаризматич нее, объявляет себя Халифом Всея Небесного Острова и занимает лучшее место под пальмой, причем говорит, что на это воля Аллаха. Потом он выбирает того, кто наименее популярен среди островитян и объявляет его обедом на сегодня (что, разумеется, тоже воля Аллаха).
Все довольны, включая съедаемого, ибо несчастный уверен, что сей же час он попадет в рай.
Что такое демократия?
10 человек попадают на необитаемый остров. Устраивают голосование и выбирают Президента Всея Райского Острова. Президент занимает лучше место под пальмой и начинает составлять конституцию, провозглашать права ч еловека, гласность, объявлять независимость острова, и т.д. Потом все умирают от голода, потому что нехрен строить демократию в стране с маленьким населением и без природных ресурсов.