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Quiet summer night passed for equator, as evidenced by the moon, move to the western edge of the celestial sphere. Silence of the night broke the ticking of the clock and the distant noise of a vehicle. The darkness of the room illuminated light, silvery light of the moon, throwing some weird shadows on the almost bare walls and pulling out of the darkness of the room. Suddenly the clock struck three, in a dark corner of the room something moved, there was a rather loud rustling why people peacefully sleeping in a room on the bed, woke up and ran around the room sleepy wild-eyed. A rustle in the darkness and people repeated tense staring into the darkness. - Who is there? said the man. - I! said the voice. - Who the fuck am I? - In the human voice could be heard disturbing tone. - I! - Said a voice from the darkness, in the light of the moon being stepped. - EPT! - All that I could tell people. - Well, damn! Well, what of it? - Issued a horned, svinorylaya creature. - Huyase! - The person said, and thought to himself, "I throw a drink." - No, I'm not a manifestation of proteins. outstanding features. - At-ui, shit! - He forced a lying, bowing his head aching terribly hungover. - You're waiting for me! - Who, me, you're fucking ?! - Well, you yourself pals yesterday complained that life sucks, life nich it did not work, and willing to do anything to make it better, even to sell the soul of the devil. "And here I am," - said the devil, depicting the expression on the face obsequious. Basil barely remembered the previous evening, but the devil was right, he would say is, in fact, the words are absolutely coincide with reality. A minute on reflection, he said: - Well, what are the conditions? - It's very simple, sign a contract, your desires are fulfilled, and after his death - you are our soul, how? "Hmm, the soul," thought Basil, per-capita - worn in his head, in exchange for a wish, so what I want? The head of Basil rushed whirlwind of thoughts, but it certain nich somehow just never occurred and then it dawned on me, but the point! In the dream, Bob often saw himself rich and famous, surrounded by slender beauties oh yeah, hell, hell with it with the soul, it has never seen. - I agree! - Bob said. - So, your desires? - Said the devil. - I want all of my dreams come true! - Opa! - Broke out a bright flame, and the devil in his hands proved to be a piece of paper. Damn I handed it to Basil, who in the moonlight with a hangover and barely able to read the contract - like all true. - Let's handle. - Bob said. - No, I do not handle the blood! - I answered the devil and handed Vase sharp little peak. Bob pricked his finger and put his flourish. - On! - Bob said, and handed the paper line. - That's it! Flames flared and horny chuckle disappeared. Similarly, "protein", thought Bob, and fell on his face in the pillow - five minutes later, he was snoring. Quiet summer night passed for equator, as evidenced by the moon, move to the western edge of the celestial sphere. Silence of the night broke the ticking of the clock and the distant, podzaebavshy noise of cars. The darkness of the room illuminated light, silvery light of the moon, throwing some weird shadows on the almost bare walls and pulling out of the darkness of the room. Suddenly the clock struck four, in a dark corner of the room something moved, there was a rather loud rustling why people peacefully sleeping in a room on the bed, woke up and ran around the room sleepy wild-eyed. A rustle in the darkness was repeated, and the man stared intensely into the darkness. "What a?" - Flashed through my head Vasya. - It is me again! There was a voice, and the light went out the same horned. On the face of fresh trait discernible traces of beatings, one horn was broken, in addition to his wool were attached any lumps of brown, and he exuded the smell, similar to the landside public areas. - What else? - Bob asked. - Vasily Petrovich, could we review the contract, for example gold, women, fame or completely tear it, but then I have displeased the authorities - once he said wistfully features. - Fuck you, Bob said - the contract is the contract. And, completely exhausted from headache fell face down in the pillow. Basil dreamed strange, very realistic, very amused by his sleep, he dreamed of hell, the real, he saw before him Lucifer, standing with cancer, and direct a wide highway sorts of demons, incubus and succubus, demons and ARHIDEMONA orderly under the festive sounds march came to him in the ass.
Interrupt
A colleague just now said: My daughter just before the heart attack is not brought. She was 15 years old, reach something and asks: - Pa, and as an interruption to do? - Why do you need it? - Well, I have a delay there ... I asked, they say it is necessary to interrupt ... - !!? !! - What did I say? toy hampers, saying interrupt some necessary on komputere ...
daughter vet
The daughter of my eldest, vetfeldsher, brought another bike ... Held some action, such as - Spring vaccination of pets. To draw in more customers, we decided to send a couple of people - stop handing out leaflets on. And, for the spectacular costumes to dress up in their kitties and doggies: children and housewives react well to this. One of the workers suggested for the role his adult daughter nearly 12 years. And - get oneself up this girl in the dog costume. Most mask and kombenizony tail. Actually joke: The girl get into kombenizony backwards (ie, tail first...) The staff rushes together to help correct the error, they say - not put! That puzzled blinks, and finally realizes: - And so it is - the tail! Staff - shizeet. First Mom responds: - Yes. And you - _CHTO_ thought ?! - But ... It's ... Yeah, well, you know - I thought ... _CHTO_ daughter vet, but ... PS: A bit of a pity that it in such an alternative embodiment, the street is not vypus ...
Young girls for you
Going we Seliger. Along the route around skotofermy handful of local residents. Over heaps of plates: <Worms> <Worms> <Worms>: It's on the outskirts of the village on obochene two daughter tanned, lightly dressed virgins. Above them, a hefty poster "young girl for you !!!" We came closer, read the second line of small print: "dug worms than 50 handful of rubles..."
Funeral stub
Funeral stub - old Army tradition. At the training camp in 1975, the officers threatened a long time to arrange the event, and finally someone got ... Major made him dig a hole "two by two by two." Platoon tried to alleviate the plight of the accident and asked the Major to guilty just dug two pits "one-on-one on one." Major thought, and said: - No, still two holes - a lot. Let digs one - had enough! But it keeps the tradition of the Russian army. The Son is in the suburbs. Late at night they raised watching the funeral ceremony stub adjacent part of the air defense. It turns out, in the evening, the commander found the location of the stub thrown ... !!! Regiment raised the alarm! For stub amassed a coffin in full size. Ahead of the column drove a car with an orchestra playing a funeral march. Behind her platoons carried the coffin. And after ... RAN regiment in full armor - a few kilometers !!! According to old-timers, about six months after the procedure on the part of the territory was not a single cigarette butt. Then comes a new call ...
Sad mistake
Soared two guys in a bath at the site of a private house in the village. After the steam rushed out to lie in the snow, and I must say, the frost was still the same. In short, one of the guys with all the dope ass darted into the snow, and there, a little powdered with, is the remainder of the tractor spring. Who as a child trying to lick the cold iron understands that stuck the boy thorough. Well, at least a piece of iron (by the way is not less than 20 kg) is not frozen into the ground it was. Doperlo they it with the ass back to the bath, with a whinnying frantically, and the second did not know what to do - whether to cry or laugh. Already in the steam room are warmed this piece of metal and difficult to tear it from the assholes, and snatching 'brother a good chunk of skin. Until now, his ass is decorated with solid scar, a reminder of the unfortunate "mistake."
Organized structure
They sent me yesterday to the drugstore for any muck useful (because all the polls sneezes and coughs in the office). I buy and request a receipt for expensive accounting. For me, the boy stood simpatishnye ... so ... well, let me say pliz condoms, different and more ... Chemist begins to select and offer him. He said: - No, let's not such, they do not all fit ... and such identity is not necessary ... but they give. Chemist: - A young man, and well you so much-and different? He: - So after the new year, corporate Vecherina us. Chemist (slightly out of bounds): - Well, the glory of the walk. The boy rakes all, then looks at my receipt and said: - Yes, and I also write down, and that there should be Buhgaltersha give. What it is however an organized structure, and the employee is worried about the case and statements do not forget.
I'll show you how to splash!
Prelude: The Turks in the Antalya region organized rafting on a mountain river. Air temperature 40, water - 15. In order not to pump out razomlevshie tourists, the Turks came up with fun - Russian and German rafts with cries of "Stalingrad" and "Hyundai-hoch" sides are to each other and crews sprinkle the opposing party in the face oars . "Captain" of the winning raft akimbo sitting at the stern, and saved from heatstroke tourists cheerfully rake up further. Turk told Captain rafting raft - once the Germans crept up to my raft, on which were Russian and heavily douse vvvvseh, including one fifu overdressed. She immediately to me, come on, come on, catch up !!! He's, like, zagovorschetski winked and led to a raft descended below the Germans, in anticipation of a new duel "on a water pistol." Imagine his surprise when FIFA shouting: - I'll show you, you bastard, how to splash me! - Hit the elderly Fritz oar on the head.
If Policeman slows
It was yesterday. To begin with - the anecdote: "If Policeman slows - explain to him once again," It stops me GUY on the track. So and so - what's the hurry? Shows my speed - 114, but I do remember that it is for the 200r, I suggest to him - let's supposedly over half (ie 100) run away, and he told me - 100r for such speed - this is the normal penalty. O`k say, then, let's over 50. In 50 he agrees. But I still can not understand - whether it stormozil, whether a matter of principle here ....
Throw women!
I worked as a sysadmin in a large office. It was situated in the business center on four floors. Of course, I was sitting on the ground, in komorke. And on the fourth were the big boss that to us mortals, never down. And then, one evening, after a day's work, I'm waiting on the disc will be written the results of the day. Then open the door, enters the Big Chief. And utters: - Nick - who is this? - I. - Hey, it's there (puts his hand on his shoulder). I'm in the barrow, there, women have already got. Throw them nafig. I know you might have to find yourself. In short, find me some thread edrene men. I know mogesh. - In fact, I'm actually kind of like not really ... - Come play the fool, all say that .. I know, damn it, right now, all night to shove, it is necessary not to go to sleep!. Half an hour later I leave - do to all night PEYRELEAU .. (On glazed window and grille, door blocked it all - not break)! ... - And what should I do? - Well, like Ramstein thread that I zababahat there. (Gives the USB flash drive from the MP 3 car) ...
Dialogues zhyvotnyh.
- Who the fuck sent you? !! You goatskins, shit! I thee, fuck, conductive uroyu here scumbag fucking !!! Bitch, tear point !!! Pidoryuga !!! Well, all the fucking asshole Fingering: dick ready! (! Opanki Party goes into the endgame: of the breast is not enough, but come on, let's talk helps Saint Sigmund.!). - You know, dear, I seem to have really sent you ah fuck. Not with the honor for being rude. Believe me, no evil intent. This is my case. Clean sporadically - Che did you say ?! You Th fucking persecute, freak? The mug wanted? (So, progress is evident. Naebalnik, so to speak. That's better than just uroyu << >>. << I do snatches uroyu, rvyas undermine gust, blowing ditches >>. >> Mandelstam, EPT!). - To be honest to the end, in a mug, as you say, I would not like. And may I ask you one question? - What a fucking question again, purulent fag? You bitch, you know who I am? You bitch, you know, for someone pussy prick, chmarota? (Well, that's clever: a semitone lower, and little hands are not so Sucitu.). - To my shame, I have the honor of knowing you. But, perhaps, heard, apparently, you are a famous person. Could you introduce yourself? - I schA, fuck, representing hello, asshole, I soldering iron. Che, fucking you submitted? You cop, or what? Yes, I fucking cops on dick spit bursts! - God with you! Fortunately, I do not work in law enforcement. Though my occupation is not so far from the Ministry of Themis. If you're wondering, my profession underwriter. - Huyayter fucking! You're on the go, mate, the whole head bump against. Hooley you ssysh in my ears? (Yeah, in those ears promazhesh from three meters. But shemka something works! Already sidekick << >> Come else). - And yet, I would like to know who have the pleasure to talk to. - SchA, tries, with all pidorney talking Well, it's Nicholas. - Nicholas? Beautiful name. By the way, you know that in translation from ancient Greek eskogo your name is << >> winner peoples? And how you forgive, for TSS EU ETS? - Juli there patronymic Nikolai simple. (. That's the communicative bridge sparse such shaky, but - bridge). - Very nice, Nikolai. My name is Anatoly Sergeyevich. You can simply Anatoly. And yet, can I ask you something? - Well, fucking curious Che do you want? - Do not hurry with the answer, try to answer honestly. Do you really need these hundred rubles? - Yes, I fucked your steward smelly with you! Che I last eat up dick without salt? Fuck Me shove. (Indeed, Nizami Who found a friend found wealth). - Then, perhaps, it was just a release of emotions? Wanton aggression? - Huessii! Che's something I do not understand, bro, you're the psychologist, or what? Che doebatsya you? (Here we are again bros << >> Respect, Dr. Freud By the way, I'm a doebatsya << >>.!?) - Sorry, I'm not a psychologist. Although my job involves some knowledge of behavioral patterns. For example, your behavior says about odinoch EU ETS, about unrealized longing for communion. - Well, fucking dickhead: loneliness-huechestvo Hey, do not you fag? (Genital thinking. Classic!). - Well, what do you, Nick! I am an ordinary heterosexual, some millions. However, we are talking now not about sexual preferences, as an ordinary human communication. One hundred rubles in this case is just an excuse. In other circumstances I would have liked to have lent this sum. Although the money I have, I confess, a little bit. - Oh, fuck! I see that shit, not Khodorkovsky. Okay, whoever you are Toljan Sergeyevich? I see you're a man Nitsche, normal. Know Doha, pussy somehow not all. Consider, in the course of the Rams was not jammed. Come in Ryabinka << >>: roll forward three hundred, popizdim. And that, in nature, shit, talk to no one. Lave has not ssy. You're like, sinyachish? - To be honest, i drink. - Well, zaebtsom. Come on, I pour. Hey, you said Che, who plow? The word some Gastarbeiter, or what? So, like, not a Tajik - Underwriter. From English: << >> Ander Wright - << >> sign. If you just say, a specialist insurance company, authorized to take risks. - Oh, shit! I zastrahueshsya? You know anecdote: << Hey, Insure! From insure hear! >>. Hy-s! Well, then moved huyami A hefty spreads not: know how many Gopnik goes a fucking? Vezuha you what got me
The old elevator
We live on the 9th metazhe. The house has an old elevator whose doors have to manually open and close. Every time we have to make a lot of different manipulation: a) Press the call button. b) the elevator does not go - on foot ... in Chapala) elevator has arrived: I rest in the hands of the tabs on the door, pushing in opposite directions - the door is not opened - go on foot - opened - I go to the elevator; g) klatsat door sharply behind me, trying to grab a piece of me, beloved. e) press button - does not work. e) repeating the manipulation of the door, but inside. g) press the button - go. When in the hands of (God forbid) bags - the situation is even more difficult - I will not even describe the Floor (remind) the ninth. It was all a year ago, and, with each passing day the situation is exacerbated. He refused at first to work on the 4th floor, then on the 7th, and finally stalled at all, in short for almost a year go by foot. But that is not all. People have ensured that the house must install an elevator. And on the door to the staircase hangs an ad indicating that in July will begin the installation of the above unit, with connection in August. Everyone is happy. Exactly on the same day, the doors of all the suffering eyes of local residents presented itself another: "For your home is in arrears in the payment of utility payments in the amount of NNN If the debt is not repaid - will disable ELEVATOR !!! I'm still in. shock
My daughter wants to go home
A friend has lived in America for 8 years. He himself was a talented programmer with a rare specialty, and for all tutoshny Interactive hysteria unnoticed became simple American millionaire. But over raspberries, his company as well as many in the valley was covered with a copper basin, and to employ such a salary no hurry, not that time. Well, the only one happy: money like there, citizenship has got divorced recently. That bought an apartment on Kamennoostrovsky, took his nine-year daughter and waved to Peter: "ummm, maybe for good." A daughter, I must say, though born in Russia, but spent my entire adult life in California. So, I call a friend to Peter. A friend happy as a cat in a cream shop. Friends, friends, hometown, everything. - What about my daughter - I ask. - Yes, here, crying home, says, I want to. - So you tell her that it was her house and there. - Said's foolish ... now even louder cries.
predatory cat
We bought a dog - Giant Schnauzer. Puppy for five months and the time to have his ears cut (well, it was believed by the old standards Risen ears cut, to obtain charming standing sharp little ears). From the living creatures, except for Giant Schnauzer, we then acquire a black cat - a great myshe- and Piper. In general - a predator. So the vet agreed to hold a "circumcision" in our home. The balance is as follows: in the room - the desk, the table is already rather big dog under anesthesia. Also there is a small glass dish on the table (for scrap). The vet took a box with tools, took the curve, they clamped the dog's ear, examples, and cut half an ear. Snip, he put on a plate and began stitches. A cat, seizing the moment, almost instantly appeared on the table and grabbed a scrap. vet's words: "Where ?! patterns give it back!" Instant predator jump to the side, up the curtains, then - in the closet ... Hardly I managed to catch a predator and take away his ear, which, fortunately, was not really chew. In this pattern the vet quickly and symmetrically cut the second ear. In general, after the operation, we have given the cat ate the scraps and he had them almost instantly. But the dog had an excellent ear.
Are you trying to persuade me to oral sex Girl: You are trying to persuade me to oral sex? Man: No, I'm trying to persuade you to its members, so that you get it in your mouth. Girl: and what I do with him there? Dude: Well I do not play the same cards. Clearly - suck! Girl: let me immediately! Dude: first do what I need. Girl: You need a doctor. Dude: nurse, too, will come. Girl: Do not you think it's ugly? Man: Yes, I believe that it is extremely disgusting. But my cock fuck. Girl: But why me? Dude: because you're a girl. Girl: what? Could it mean that we have here then rape me? Dude: first, no you do not rape, I'm over it by as much as 50 cm And secondly, it all means that I do not have time to mow under idiot romantic, asking what is your name, then gently suggest. somehow meet, then six months to drive you to the most expensive restaurants, theaters and cinemas, to give you the most exquisite gifts for all holidays, not excluding "the day the employee submarine forces especially land use", talk about their deep soul and millions of similarities with yours, then acquainted with your parents and impress them respectable and intelligent person, and then, when your parents leave on a business trip, you invite me to her to suck. So why spend time, which we do, and so little? Let's just get down to business! Girl: Everything is clear, a severe case. Dude: only 179 grams. And there are no problems! Girl: Yes, I do not know. I'm talking about you. You really are not interested at first to know something about me? You could even ask my name. Man: Say it when you swallow. I then try to guess. If you win, you will suck again, and if you lose, you will be able to go. Girl: Listen, why do you want to do it this way? Dude: Well, if you are not so comfortable, I can lie down. Girl: No, I mean, why in your mouth? I did, as you have already mentioned, the girl. So why not take advantage of this circumstance? Dude: because that I like the most. Girl: so maybe the guy and the dog and the most fucking vacuum cleaner. You insult my dignity, which is capable of more, but will soon be overgrown with moss, due to indiscriminate drag screaming. Man: Listen, I can not for so long in a state of blood flow. My head is spinning. Suck, finally! Girl: and you, the hour, not gay? Dude: I do not know, I did not check. I did like girls or not the devil! I'm gay! Girl: I can go? Dude: No! You just struck me moral injury and compensation you need me to suck! Girl: Yes I'll fuck it now gnawing it pidrotsefal fucking! Beginning the second man. All scream. 2 nd Dude: Hey, put her hands on immediately! Girl: Do not come, because I suck at it! 2nd Man: No, do not do it! You can not do this to me! Girl: even as I can. You used me, all this time, you cheated on me with everyone and now I have to take revenge. 2nd Man: it is not true! I'm not cheated! Girl: I do not believe you. I can no longer look in your eyes, until you do what I'm going to. 2nd Man: this is it, huh? It was he who seduced you? Girl: arrow on it do not translate. In general, he's gay. 2nd Man: he's gay? Girl: Wow! 2nd Man: Listen, I do not want you doing it! Let me do it. I will redeem his guilt. Girl: What the fuck are you talking about? 2nd Man: you know, I'm not just saying that you did not change. I'm gay, and always has been. Therefore I am clean as a baby. So, let me complete the deal you started. A girl stands in amazement, and the second man sits in its place. 2nd Man: Come on, took out his friend. Dude: I can not. 2nd Man: that means I can not? Dude: I seem to have ended. 2nd Man: I have so fucking look like today? Man: No, I fright. 2nd Man: means the opposite. Yes, I am in the morning I did not like my tie. Dude: simply, you came so suddenly that I am I did not expect that we will see you. 2nd Man: What did you expect I see here? Speech-acrobats clowns? Girl: just do not build of itself disillusioned gay. I know you cheated on me with the girls. Right here in my office. Я видела видеозаписи. 2-ой Чувак: какие видеозаписи? Девушка: офис под видеонаблюдением. 2-ой Чувак: нет! Чувак: нет! Девушка: да! Чувак и 2-ой чувак: нет!!! Девушка: да!!! Мониторы на первом этаже. Второй чувак подходит к окну. На улице стоит целая толпа с плакатами. Толпа: Соси! Соси! Соси! Входит Мужик. Мужик: что здесь происходит? Чувак: ничего. Я уже кончил. 2-ой Чувак: она подстроила все это, чтобы уличить меня в измене. Девушка: неправда! Он пришел уже потом. 2-ой Чувак: так значит ты не собиралась у него сосать? Чувак: собиралась! Девушка: неужели, ты мог поверить, что я у него отсосу? 2-ой Чувак: а неужели, ты могла поверить, что Я у него отсосу? Мужик: блядь! Вы все у МЕНЯ сейчас отсосете, если не уберетесь отсюда нахуй. Чувак: все это так возбуждает! Девушка: папа, я тебе все объясню! Мужик: не надо мне ничего объяснять. Дочка, забирай своего друга и уходите отсюда. Я все улажу. Девушка и Второй Чувак выходят и идут по лестнице. 2-ой Чувак: слушай, а кто он такой и почему ты все-таки стояла перед ним на коленях? Девушка: да я просто уронила папку с документами, когда он вошел. Он схватил меня за волосы и завопил как сумасшедший. Office. Мужик: послушайте, я бы хотел уладить это недоразумение. Вот, здесь сумма, которая должна быть достаточной за ваше молчание. Мужик роняет купюры и присаживается, чтобы их собрать. Чувак хватает его за волосы. Чувак: соси, сука, соси! Мужик: Вы пытаетесь склонить меня к оральному сексу?
На здоровье!
Есть у меня друг Алекс - американец российского происхождения. Его родители уехали из России еще до революции, мыкались сначала по Европе, где Александр и родился, а потом оказались в Штатах. Мать Алекса - изнеженная российская аристократка из Петербурга, - отдавала лишь распоряжения, все тянул на себе отец, в прошлом офицер царской армии. Нетерпимая ко всему, кроме российского и православного, мать на дух не переносила ни негров, ни евреев, ни "прочих латиносов", сидела дома, ничего не делая, и третировала домашних. Алекс мать не любил, полагая, что та сведет отца в могилу своими придирками и нетерпимостью, и рано ушел из дома, записавшись добровольцем во Вьетнам. Потом служил по разным горячим точкам. Там же и присмотрел себе невесту, кореянку. Отец его к этому времени умер, мать он не видел лет 15. И решил Алекс, что после стольких лет разлуки мать, возможно, смягчилась сердцем и душой и даст благословение на женитьбу. Хоть и с "узкоглазой". Та, надо сказать, кроме родного, корейского, кое-как говорила по-английски, мать же Алекса, признавала только русский. И вот приезжают молодые в гости. Мать старается по отношению к заморской невесте вести себя милостиво: и на стол накрывает и беседу через Алекса поддерживает. Но удивляется: - А что это она тебя, Саша, так грубо все время обзывает - ебо да ебо?! - Да это по-корейски - милый. - А-а-а... но все равно как-то... неприлично... И так тихо-мирно время подходит к трапезе. Кажется, вечер удался. Разливается водка. Мать поднимает рюмку и со словами - На здоровье! чокается с будущей невесткой. Просит Алекса перевести и хочет услышать от кореянки соответствующее приветствие на ее родном языке. Та поднимает свою рюмку и с сияющим лицом, глядя в глаза будущей теще, четко произносит: - Ты писда! Торжества пришлось закрыть. Алекс больше при жизни матери в том доме не появлялся. Хотя кто же виноват, что корейская фраза для уха аристократки прозвучала столь по-русски...
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Один из самых знаменитых американских телеведущих, бессменный ведущий в течение 30 с лишним лет весьма популярной юмористическо-сатирической программы "Ночное шоу" Джонни Карсон отличался отменным чувством юмора, острым языком и умением экспромтом выдавать убойные реплики. Однажды одним из гостей на его шоу была эпатажная и весьма, на мой взгляд (и не только на мой), бесталанная (в отличие от ее сестры Евы) актриса венгерского происхождения Жа-Жа Габор. Жа-Жа принесла с собой на шоу свою любимую кошку, который во время ее беседы с Джонни возлежала у нее на коленях, милостиво разрешая почесать себе ухо и живот. Джонни начал задавать вопросы про кошку, и Жа-Жа его спросила: - Джонни, а не хочешь ли ты погладить мою киску (рussу)? - С удовольствием! - невозмутимо ответил неподражаемый Джонни, - Если ты уберешь эту проклятую кошку со своих колен!
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