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Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 4]

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What is the difference between men's and women's pants? In the men's thrust legs, and in the women's - hands!

My stomach hurts, So someone lives there. If it's not worms, then you did it. You'll send such a guy ... and he will be shocked ... you can't pump it ... Smile happy ))

Take it in your hands Touch your lips, it is as hard as a stone, taste it, and press your bare cheek, my favorite glass of cocoa!

I am in the police. I took and opened a case. Reason "Too beautiful." They have all the evidence on hand! I'm confused. HELP !!!!!

If you read my SMS right now, then you are hugging me. If you destroyed him, you kissed me. If saved, then invited me on a date. If you sent it to me, you did everything above. If you ignored him, then you are mine! So what do you do with my sms ???? Smile happy

I do not have breakfast in the morning, because thinking of you. In the afternoon I do not eat lunch, I think about you. In the evening I do not eat lunch, I think about you. I do not sleep at night - I WANT TO EAT! Smile happy

Where is she on this night? Where are you, when do you need me so much? Where are you, when do I want to feel you, your gentle touch on your naked body ?! E-mine! Where are you, my damn pajamas ?!

I see you in the distance, I see and up close. Watching you naked while you lie here. I see you in a dream every night! Gently hug you! Oh, my pillow, how I adore you!

Have you ever wondered why in childhood boys lick their lips and girls suck their fingers !?

A drop of nicotine kills a horse, and a drop of heroin makes her scratch her nose with a hoof!

Love for money is called prostitution, and friendship for money is called business!

If the rubber woman is turned inside out, then you get a rubber man!

Love begins with an ideal, and ends with a blanket!

Love for money is called prostitution, and friendship for money is called business!

How old is your tomboy? Sixteen? Yes, an abortion is too late!

Friend's advice - Do not drink too hot tea - the bladder will burst - you will burn your legs!

Advice to a friend from a friend - if rape is unavoidable - relax and rape!

Most women are not so smart, and not so ... women!