Funny sms, sms greetings, sms jokes [page 9]

Probably, you are so happy that there is money that you decided to drink a bottle of beer on this occasion. And beer without vodka is a waste of money. Now you are lying under the fence. Tell the coordinates of the fence - I will pick you up. (Name)

Standing here alone. I miss and feel cold. So many years served you faithfully and truly, and you didn't even take me to the office with you. Your car

Sasha, you are a complete Vasin. If you do not call back at all, I will have sex with you in an unnatural way. Appear. Your (Name)

My beloved Musyak dedicate poems (read with expression)! Meow meow. Meow Meow Meow, Meow Meow Meow Meow. Your cat

Forget all your gentlemen, because you have me, - your mobile phone with a vibrating alert

If the fly cut off the wings, if the feet cut off the fly, our fly will die of boredom, because it will not be able to fly. Here, so I die when you are not around

Having opened this SMS, you activated the SEX-virus 2003! He has already passed through the phone by the hand and has you in the anus! Since you smile, it means you LIKE it!

You caress me and caress me, you know all my intimate places, you hug me erotically, you take pleasure in me. I drown in your foam, I call you a sponge!

Something stuck in me .. It hurt me ... AAA .. It was my first time .... Come on ... Finally, they pulled out ... I'm covered in blood ... God, it hurts! .. To pull out tooth!

A girl with big (.) (.), Slender (Y) wants to meet a man with 8 =====, men with%, please do not worry.

Beeline informs: You sent a sweet magic dream! You can pick up the package in your loved one's bed! Good night! What girl (boyfriend) does not melt after such an SMS? ))))

Attention: new studies by US scientists have shown that those people whose sex life is fig and have a mobile phone in their right hand! And in what hand are you holding it?

I am looking for something intimate! (Work does not offer) ))

And here is also the theme: ........ prosnis 'Vorona, ty usralas' ....... Well, what does it get at night, aa? )

Close your eyes and imagine how far from everything is, listen to the birds singing, the sound of the river, the sun bakes our bare bodies .... and we dig the TATER

By opening this SMS, you activated the sex virus. He has already made his way through your anus. And you like it because you smile

I code from masturbation for one day! EXPENSIVE!!! Tanya!

Know that every time you press the key of a mobile phone you press down at least 1000 microbes ... Be merciful - remove your fingers from the buttons

I'm a little alien who settled in your phone. Every time you press the buttons you touch my balls ..... and judging by the smile you like it

Dear ParasYo! Your machine receives a cruiser message from A-Ceton galaxy. Today at 00:00 on Gagarin Square, please signal the landing of three green rockets.