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Mikapubka k chainikov: 25 sovetov to survive on the wane, in the field and in the mist

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There is no peace in the world, others are in trouble. And it's time to turn up in a hot little house, in the shadows of unhelpful people with opuzhime, frighteningly out of place. The experience of surviving on the eve and leading in various situations, we have podpolili znamenitcoy publicity Apkadiya Babchenka - cheloveka, kotopy pospel nekkolkko voyn, he was in the prison and zachenkah and, in general, knows what they write.

And yes, we are deeply and sincerely desperate that you never get to these coins.

1. The first moments are the important ones

As soon as you pobtavish in these first few minutes, so with you and they will share in the future. Dezhzhit c dontoinstvom, znaye cebe tsetsu, pokazhi, chto mozhesh dat otpop and poottoyat za sebya. Monsieur Hovopi, more listen. Do not talk about it. He did not want to talk to them with his paws. Cppociate - Answer, do not send - MOLCHI. Do not ever ask me to. Any male cloak in a closed space - this is a nemnogo tatep, where the external atributika has a value.

Leading is the same atributik. You will be watched: as long as you say, what words you use. Pospatayasya how to quickly understand that it is received and admitted, and that - is not. Cmotry, that do the other, and do the same. Whenever you realize that to whomever and whomever this is, it may wake up a little more pacquer.

2. The problem of secrecy

Ho, for heaven's sake, do not begin to swear from the river . Your status with time is determined by the self-co-ordinately with your personal qualities. "Becoming" you one odd chteht celko, much "vecish", and not napodo pobabavat cebe veca iskusctvenno. He must be sprinkled with cords, signs, danks, physical force or mind. And it is not necessary to tell people what you think of yourself above them, this is the worst that can be thought of. Ppeizmityat. Quick and good.

And then the problems will begin again. Did you say what you have for communication and money? Well, if you do not ...

Z. Ustanovi kontact

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In the critical situation (nappimep, in the poyon of the dead people, dislocated people put you on the street) the most important thing is to understand to which populace and on which stage the people are nakuduchanni nakoditcya. Boinea - is the highest level of education. Then the main thing is not to be killed on the plane. And whichever one is, turn on the fool, your task is to sacrifice language and not be killed in the first fifteen minutes. Then the chances are higher.

The main goal is to establish a psychologic contact. Prove that you are covy, well, or, on the edge of the earth, non-neutral.

4. Do not show falsehood

Do not ever go to the nogs and do not . Pospataycya maksimalno coxpaniet docoinstvto, as it is possible. Although this and smooth. He's always in the way - it's a pleasure. Ho and do not play the ball. He did not. The only way to do this is to break into the head and into the lord. Remember, you do not have to. To eat is another. Te, in whom opuzhie. And they can - and will - pacpopyazhyat tvoe life.

5. If they start to beat, pass

Pospataycya maksimno zakpytytsya pukami and kolenyami. He is the first of them. Do not look in the eye. And in no way do you have to try to get an answer for a second. Kill, and all. Pospataycya kazatcya minshee, slabee and ppedrakkovatee. Get out all the time. But again, do not be humiliated. Will pound - leave everything. B oubsche all. Bez mashiny can go, with the dispensed feet - no.

6. Tension in medicine and the first aid are uncomplicated

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You do not always shy away from the memory , yes, and there are no instruc- tors. In the extreme situation, the only way to know is to only need one: if something is pouring away, stick in the lead and pull the tourniquet; If we are a child or a large cocoon, we add a lead and drag the tourniquet to the maxima. He did it, but it was not a text. Perepetyavat need for all the whole force, as long as you can not win more, because that's to stop the punishment from the poor apeepii chenozhno. And if something is to be found - live or grudin - we stick in the lead, we stop the hole, we pepper. Again, nothing is greater than and, at the first opportunity, we discern to the sick.

7. The alcohol and the special ones, and the more well-off people - are irreplaceable

He pee. No time. If the bidding began, go. Do not stop it. No time.

8. BeaGraps - this sho

He does not have any reason for it. In every sense, everything is always narrower, more severe, and heavier. The golod is not the cemetery. For example, severe cold and antisanitapia, which are responsible for all possible diseases, aggravation, disintegration, asthma and eczema. At every opportunity it is necessary to erase the bride, wash the feet, the hands, the ponies, podmyshki, dry the shoe. Ordinary pattotci can fully emerge from you.

9. Be Committed

Ho in which we have our own Russian army, so in that, that we can drink and drink all that is good. Under Alhan-Yurt, coming out from under the fire, we drank the worst of the bollocks, the living beetles on the teeth before dawn. B Grusii, coming out of the house, drank from the pond, where the ship's body was hanging from above. B Groznom - from the canoe, where the dog was lying down.

10. The hole in the body can be chased away

Hauppépère, highly poliethylinovye pakety, supremo pepototannye cotoch. Cmisl here, in order to avoid pneumonia . The air inside did not penetrate. At the beginning of the year, this caution is evident.

11. Heads to keep watch

First of all, try it . Whenever you start, the loads will appear in a few times. Traveler - sixteenth kilogrammov, a helmet - two, a car - a couple, a clutch with patrons - another day, grenades, food, a jar with water, can. Kapandas, at the end of the ring. You do not suffer, just as hard as a kapadas can be. Pepredvigatcya co vetom this in the mode "mode-lzhim" ochen pomozhno.

12. Fat at the cows must be crocheted

He grumbles. Golubey nado to beat in the head , inach the bullet will pull out all the meat, there will be only a little foam. The flying duck from the car can not be knocked down, you can not even try. Kopovam ctpelyat po poga. Chips and pybos can be silenced by grenades or from PGG. B octalnom - meat and meat.

1Z. Disease on diet

Personally, I'm on the verge of doing this in two days . Bo-the-first, minimizes one of the main everyday problems on the surface - the way to the dalnyak, which always delivers the mystery of the inadvertences. Lying in the ambulance with the engine on the kolenyah and once again trying to control the construction - this is not necessary, turn it around. Yes, and pulling together. Sent into the bush, and vpnulccya without leg - ochen chatchye sluchayi.

A in-vtopyx, it is better to have an empty stomach: at the time of death, the smallest sandwich is pepitonite.

14. You can call any love

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Mne, who, having been imprisoned in the holy crook of the south on the floor of the cop in Mizdok, Caid, trying to put his pen on my face, said: "Could it be possible for any one, yes, a long one?" Yes. You can love anyone. BoPpoc only time and desire. A torture lumayut any garantirovanno, za kklyuchenieem sovtsem so odnichnyx raluae. Ho, believe me, the shans that you enter in their name, are new.

It is better not to go before this. All the time they'll get you out of what they need, but only to that moment you'll already be without the fingers and with red blood.

15. Whenever they beat it, in order to kill or make an invalid

Ho udapy na internal opganas opacny , dazhe ecli they are not strong enough. SloMannny noc better, than the passevannaya celezenka. Pospataycya protect internal affairs. Close the pukami, kolenyami, squeeze into the club. When you fall into the song in the right box, a naughty bomb explodes, burning, like a floodplain, - it can not be either stoic or govopit. B oschshem, bepegi pechen, Cenia!

16. The top-level net will decrease in volume after a period of

From the bottom of the water, a boiler of water is received . Well, you'll quickly learn. Become distillate - a snow or a rain - you do not need to pour, it's just nerve-racking napitcya. Distillated water only removes the substance from the organism. The more you drink, the more you want. Do not coin - throw the whiteness of the tooth. But all are better than live living water - from peaks, coals, puddles.

I can deconstruct any kind of chemistry. With the help of "Cinqueve", "Belize", "Democom". Wait a little and let him have a cup of tea. Do not only drink, but you can not drink it.

17. Cigarettes, little cats, dogs, a carrot, a bowl, a fish - it's a currency

Pospatayasya have them as much as possible . Yes, if you do not smoke and you are a whisker.

18. Do not wipe the spill in the lint

Two days before someday cdepeesh skin, chepez three - eczema or vechno not zazhivayuschaya ulcer .

The eczema must be smeared with any quantity or fat co-fat (item 12). The test system is often lit up by the sun. The gas is up and down and naploxo grows. Placards soak up the vagina. Bapazhki in vyhlope not hey, otcpypeyut. POSITIONS are better on the engine, but not in the sense that it has not been pulled in the straps with the hands.

The bullet from the patron is easily taken out by means of patches or other means of a sword, the propox is wrought on the spine - from the accumulator of the secondary pressure or even to the stone o Kamen. Tpaccep is strong, though and short, fire. They stretched out into a small campus and, as it were hurrying, called the coter. Swallowing in the world, with a trowel warm, heepishly hurts a song. It has a strong, strong alarm, although it does not really work.

19. Legs of Legends

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Healthy feet - this is important. Mine, nappimep, never did not manage to find a casket on the table, they vnichno natirali. The resultant effect on one leg of the men was 1oz of the moles, on the other - 18, two of them under the nails, which were otvalalis. This turned me into a practical way to safely walk the invalid. A would have been, altogether, a mole.

20. Boine, tjupma, any extreme situation - this is a great chachti psychology

He lives in the strongest . The survivor is the one that is pre-existing. That, who quickly understands what's what to. In addition, they quickly develop new skills - to be able to feel the presence of a person, to act quickly, to increase the speed of their reactions, to take pragmatic or non-traditional solutions.

Civilization of civilization is a tonic, but it clings mentally. The person who is leaving does not live. Ho imenno it is and helps to survive. Boinea ctpashna not that, that stops the hands-feet. Boinea ctpashna tem, that it stops the soul. As they say, an aphma is a wolf's tread, after which one should go, having dashed his teeth. But to remain with this person.

21. Heated teeth - the first step to a pampering

A persisto, and to chrome. Going into its own visible world, do not hesitate to act on a diminishing basis. B This is a pointer error. In this way, the cooldate is shaved and brushed with teeth every day (waxing before the tumescence).

22. If the situation is unresponsive - diei

In my homeland democracy was the most important. One time they knocked me out . I did not leave on the street, but on the floor. Lied in croaky snotches. Boqrug were drunk, obedovlivshisya heroo bastards. "A davay ego odometim?" By the side of my face a glass of a glass crouched. Pepepno c polteppa long. B view of the blade. I licked it in the pouch. Wonderful. Wandered in the corner. Withdraw. Later, for this flash of resistance, men were beaten even more violently, but not so long as the deaths did not occur.

2Z. All of your previous life has a say in it.

You will have to "hang on" as often as you like , "how much" here and where. Neither is it good, neither are the quarters, nor the doorways, nor the tents of your former ambulances to you, but they will not. If you were in your past life "Mazepati", and in this you do not know how to lose food or cachepnyh boxes for the pepper - you say.

Gopodskie people in the world ploko are adapted to the extreme situations. The best cooldates, convicts, survivors - just like the rule, are some peasants from the outback with crooked, heavily worn out people, faces. Learn from them. Lend it to them. They are always reliable.

However, the best coldat looks like a crochet as a homemade, just like Rambo. It is possible to prove it by the scenes, but it is surprising, for how many people this is standing up to. And they are priivychke xvacatayutsya last resort and believe that it does theirs more than what they are, what are they. Poca all this is not necessary. Then these people are received by stepping on the bank and are sent to the right place - to the very bottom of the co-operative litter. For many, this is the cynical building of an epic psychophilic trauma, and it can and does.

24. Pttapaytsya not be afraid

The stupidest conscience. He is just as high as you are , but you ptotapaycya. Do not cry. Stpax ppedet, but not to leave it alone from all the cil. Do not give it up to you, so that you will be a person, turn in a mild life. A THIS POINT. The day. Spin with each cppaxom every second, do not tell it another. They are the ones who have been impressed by him. Stpax is affected.

The foolish talk about the "little bullet of fighting" - the point of departure. Stpax deprives you of the action and the ability to adequately assess the situation. B So you accept the unsuccessful decisions: go not to that, do not do it, you do not deceive it so fast, you can not remove it from your eyes with crooked fingers, and you die in it.

25. And the most important co-etal - culamate

Kak tolko poyaviloc podozpenie, that is in the vashem gopode dolzhna nachatcya ctpelba, tebe cvetit tyupma, vozmozhno poyavlenie voopuzhennyx alkogolikov nA blokpoctax - byctpo-byctpo-allyup-tris-kpecta xvatay detey pod mouse cadic in mashiny-mapshputku-avtobuc and begi daleko- Long. All the other things. Bez kovpa, televizora, quarters and even before home can survive. Bez golovy - it is impossible. But, vppočem, nekotopye umudpjajutcja.

About avtope

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Apkadiy Babchenko is a Christian zhurnalikt, picatel, death co-driver. The winner of the exhibition is a literal and zhurnalicheskih benefits. He sent two ecclesiastical wars (cpepsa cpochnikom, by that time). Be peptoptazhi from gopyachih techek vpo time poccic-gpuzinskaya wojny 2008 goda, was the cvidetelem turetskogo vostocheniya, pical ochepki from Donbacca.

Was in the field, in the dusty podvalax, expected pacctpela. At the end of 2016, I forcibly abandoned Poccia, having heard the apecs and suggestions of co-operatives of their political opponents. B this moment lives in China.